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Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
it's quick, it's easy, and it's free: putting river water in your socks jeans on your coffee table

e: what an awful snipe

https://twitter.com/thinginator90/status/1463342833780199430?s=21

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

OwlFancier posted:

You could just buy a table and put jeans on it yourself.

The government can't stop you.

They both can and will stop you

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Biplane posted:

They both can and will stop you

and should

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

PainterofCrap posted:

Let's do Dongs Through History!



Well that's a relief!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

PainterofCrap posted:

Let's do Dongs Through History!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7set2WNi0w

Disclaimer that I haven't watched this video, but it keeps showing up in my recommended section.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Says right there that it's undressed.....






:dadjoke:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦


Is that why his kids seem to have disappeared? They were all over for a while when he was clearly trying to force them into being stars (except his son from his other marriage)

Heath has a new favorite as of 05:57 on Nov 25, 2021

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

PainterofCrap posted:

Let's do Dongs Through History!



Oh boy have i waited for this






The ancient Greek really loved their dicks

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

Dickbutt's long lost cousin, Dickdick

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm not exactly sure, but is that not Dickdickdickdick?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Derek of the Andes posted:

Well that's a relief!

Boo! I boo that.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PainterofCrap posted:

Let's do Dongs Through History!



lovely Liesegang banding on the top and bottom rocks

also the cock is good

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PainterofCrap posted:

Let's do Dongs Through History!



Ah, a stoner.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

moche anal sex sculpture

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

frankee posted:

moche anal sex sculpture



Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1463596699839041544?t=iroUnA6jRnp3xQGgeR9XZQ&s=19

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Bunch of low effort dicks itt, here's one which cost ~2.500.000.000$

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Rodney posted:

Oh boy have i waited for this



The ancient Greek really loved their dicks

Especially their weird duck bill dicks

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mobby_6kl posted:

Especially their weird duck bill dicks



Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Babe, it's 4BC

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Calm.jug

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Seriously what is with that dick

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

mobby_6kl posted:

Especially their weird duck bill dicks



I've heard of a fivehead, but a fiveskin?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

little dicks were idolised. big dicks were seen as bestial and savage, c.f. all the satrys balancing like entire vases on their cocks

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

Seriously what is with that dick

they were tied shut so that the precious bodily fluids wouldn't leak

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ChubbyChecker posted:

they were tied shut so that the precious bodily fluids wouldn't leak

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
The capri sun was invented way earlier than i thought

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Knormal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7set2WNi0w

Disclaimer that I haven't watched this video, but it keeps showing up in my recommended section.

Let’s all appreciate how the host still managed to feature her boobs in the thumbnail for a video about historical cocks

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

weird post, bro

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0

Scratch Monkey posted:

Let’s all appreciate how the host still managed to feature her boobs in the thumbnail for a video about historical cocks

or we could *not* be creepy about it? that's an option too.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Scratch Monkey posted:

Let’s all appreciate how the host still managed to feature her boobs in the thumbnail for a video about historical cocks

:yikeseroo:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Son of Rodney posted:

Oh boy have i waited for this






The ancient Greek really loved their dicks

Chode on a Grecian Urn

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Thanks, I hate it.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Let’s all appreciate how the host still managed to feature her boobs in the thumbnail for a video about historical cocks

The cocks are coming from inside the thread!

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

A college professor I know has a calendar full of Greek dicks, here are my faves



Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

"Occupied!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Ah, so the Masturbating Mime act is actually ancient and wasn't invented by that guy outside my work.

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Lobok posted:

Ah, so the Masturbating Mime act is actually ancient and wasn't invented by that guy outside my work.

Convergent evolution.

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