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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Have shots been fired? Seems really shot firey in here . Time to go raw dog that space whore. She's a strong female character because she chooses to be be a prostitute.

https://twitter.com/ezwrites/status/1463513112036970496

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lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




https://twitter.com/Robdobi/status/1463568810288500737

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016

Kaubocks posted:

yeah, there's actually a short documentary about the blue hole in a comment to that post
https://youtu.be/hYuMN206Jzo



:0

Seriously though, I love learning about all sorts of random stuff on this site.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Have shots been fired? Seems really shot firey in here . Time to go raw dog that space whore. She's a strong female character because she chooses to be be a prostitute.

https://twitter.com/ezwrites/status/1463513112036970496

no survivors

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



freeedr posted:

Bunch of fuckin STROKES

I really admire a cut this deep.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Dansplainer/status/1463178701563125773

https://twitter.com/variasuit/status/1463346735032508416

https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1463431436267106304

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I counted 19, good effort! Loved the sign off just being nonsensical.

But it's good to know the host has seen Network and totally understood the themes when he trotted out the 'mad as hell' line, and isn't at all another right winger who seems to completely misunderstand every piece of culture they've ever consumed/heard repeated by some other idiot.

CuriousSymptoms
Jul 18, 2004

Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again


Clyde Radcliffe posted:



This is the Bolton Strid in England. It's about 5-6 feet wide so people like to jump across it. For anyone who has slipped or fallen in, the fatality rate is 100%.

Further upstream and downstream it's a wide shallow river, but for this short stretch the river flips 90 degrees and flows vertically through a large cave system full of undercurrents and vortices. The riverbanks in the picture are overhanging a much larger body of water.

There were a few deaths back in the 2000s where the bodies eventually surfaced a few hundred metres downstream - 3 months later.

I grew up just an hour's drive from this place. As a kid, we'd go for picnics and walks at Bolton Abbey all the time, but we would *never* walk further up into the woods by The Strid because my mum was too wary of what idiot children would do near something so dangerous, and probably rightly so. It's a real local legend / haunted folklore type spot.

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

Kenning posted:

I really admire a cut this deep.

Because of how gooey it is?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

smellmycheese posted:

The reviews beg to differ



Quite fond of this one

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:devil:

https://twitter.com/JoshLipnik/status/1388341702084243459?s=20

cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea

ToxicFrog posted:

This is a bit of a tangent, but what the gently caress kind of certification doesn't cover nitrogen narcosis, oxygen toxicity, the depth limits imposed by those, and the existence of (even if they don't go into details) specialized gas mixes and procedures, and training to use them, for deeper dives?

Basic open water doesn't. The people dying ain't divemasters.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/panarin_misha/status/1463661298869276673

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

cubicle gangster posted:

Basic open water doesn't. The people dying ain't divemasters.

I learned that poo poo 20 years ago when doing my basic PADI open water cert, did they somehow take this out :confused: This was a major part of it along with learning about safe time limits, acclimatization and so on.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/984478529965449216

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

oh yeah that's like the time they banned alcohol in the Indian state of Bihar and "thousands of liters" of confiscated liquor was "consumed by rats".

also avatar/post combo on point

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Son of Rodney posted:

I learned that poo poo 20 years ago when doing my basic PADI open water cert, did they somehow take this out :confused: This was a major part of it along with learning about safe time limits, acclimatization and so on.

Yeah. They didn't tell us how to deal with it, but there was definitely a section on "This will happen if you go too deep, and then you will die. So don't."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/gregmlarsen/status/1463778231547416576

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Son of Rodney posted:

I learned that poo poo 20 years ago when doing my basic PADI open water cert, did they somehow take this out :confused: This was a major part of it along with learning about safe time limits, acclimatization and so on.

No they didn't. You don't get into gas mixes much but it hammers home most things you need to not kill yourself. You can do a open water course from the age of 10 so it's fairly basic stuff though. I'm not sure what would possess someone with just an OW to go diving with someone who isn't significantly more experienced than that.

The best way of dealing with potentially lethal problems is: do not under any circumstances go against your training and you won't need to. Ending up at 20 meters because someone found a cool fish isn't the worst but don't go cave/wreck diving etc.

Brandfarlig has a new favorite as of 09:10 on Nov 25, 2021

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

:hmmyes:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

cubicle gangster posted:

Basic open water doesn't. The people dying ain't divemasters.

If you follow the dive tables you basically can’t go deeper than 100ft. Your total allowed time there is like 2 minutes.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
@movie_goofs have unfortunately been inactive for a while, but had some great stuff back in the day. Especially, when people in the comments would get angry and argue with them.

https://twitter.com/movie_goofs/status/1037720195651919872
https://twitter.com/movie_goofs/status/1084888208763019265
https://twitter.com/movie_goofs/status/1039925313596088322
https://twitter.com/movie_goofs/status/1025143536700649472
https://twitter.com/Michael_USA1/status/1026910001074499586

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 10:59 on Nov 25, 2021

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
Michael_USA1 keeping it real for all us sinners

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

That Twin Peaks one is great.

quote:

According to David Lynch on the 2007 Gold Edition DVD release of Twin Peaks, Lynch was upstairs in the Laura Palmer house, near Silva as he worked, and suddenly realized that Silva might have a place in the show. He asked Silva if he was an actor, and Silva said that he was. Lynch then shot a scene where Silva was crouched at the foot of Laura Palmer's bed, staring at the camera, with no idea of where it would fit into the film. Later, while shooting a scene where Laura's mother is remembering a traumatic event, camera operator Sean Doyle told Lynch they'd have to repeat the scene because a crew member had accidentally been caught in a reflection. Lynch asked who, and Doyle told him it was Silva. Seeing this as a sign, Lynch decided to keep the shot as it was. Thus was born the character of Killer BOB, a dark spirit who haunts Laura.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Stereotype posted:

If you follow the dive tables you basically can’t go deeper than 100ft. Your total allowed time there is like 2 minutes.

Back when I learned 130 feet or 40m was concidered safe for sport diving, did that change? (With acclimatization pauses and only for a short time, obvio)

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Bunch of egregious strokes itt

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

big lol at this

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


cubicle gangster posted:

Basic open water doesn't. The people dying ain't divemasters.

Mine did :shrug: Like, it didn't go into detail but it definitely covered "these are the limits of your training, here's a five-minute overview of the technologies and training needed in order to dive outside those limits, without those this is how you'll die; if you want to do dives like that without dying, come back and get that training after you have some dive experience and your AOW".

Son of Rodney posted:

Back when I learned 130 feet or 40m was concidered safe for sport diving, did that change? (With acclimatization pauses and only for a short time, obvio)

The dive tables I learned on when doing basic (~10 years ago) went down to 130'/40m, but at that depth you spend so much time descending, ascending, and on safety stops that you basically have no bottom time; and for basic open water, while you use the same tables, you're only officially cleared to go down to 20m. Advanced open water training uses the whole chart, although you won't necessarily make it down to 40m during the AOW training dives, depending on where you're diving.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
When I was a kid, we'd go to the local community pool every summer. I remember jumping off the diving board into the deep end--and I was built real small and twiggy, so it was like throwing a piece of rebar into the water--and I shot down to the very bottom of the pool (maybe 25-30 feet). Even though the chlorinated water burned my eyes, I swam around down there for a few minutes before returning to the surface. And that was 25-30 feet with no diving equipment. I bet I could do 200 feet with dive equipment.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol I love his delivery of "we're gonna have to deal with the fall out... boy"

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Cream-of-Plenty posted:

When I was a kid, we'd go to the local community pool every summer. I remember jumping off the diving board into the deep end--and I was built real small and twiggy, so it was like throwing a piece of rebar into the water--and I shot down to the very bottom of the pool (maybe 25-30 feet). Even though the chlorinated water burned my eyes, I swam around down there for a few minutes before returning to the surface. And that was 25-30 feet with no diving equipment. I bet I could do 200 feet with dive equipment.

Stay safe diving ghost

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1463884733629169668?s=20

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Love_that_Goku/status/1463898049189748746?s=20

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1463918427106648072?t=XFH3OnLtKa6X3I8JEvO4JQ&s=19

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


projecthalaxy posted:

Bunch of egregious strokes itt

Just letting you know I got this reference.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/baalbuddy/status/1463775829951983617




MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged

drat it, I’m actually hearing this cutscene in my head now, and it won’t leave.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



That series has too many guys named Snake.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

A mini-thread about things to be thankful for (after a longer thread about 2021 union victories)

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1463924318744756227

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1463910970825355274?s=21

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