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Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Endorph posted:

my favorite f plus bit

'is it safe to go from rear end to pussy and then back to rear end?'
'isnt that unsanitary?'
'oh, come on. do you really think there's some magical wall separating the pussy and the anus?'
'i. well. i guess i dont think its magic, no...'

Do you remember which episode this is? I want to see if I put the right voices to each role.

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Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
A new game where you try to guess if the quote is from an abstinence-only sex ed teacher or a particularly gross omegaverse doujin.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

El Burbo posted:

so youre saying insects can get prregnant from oral
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

bedbugs just literally stab it in anywhere and call it a day

another in a long list of crimes against nature committed by bedbugs

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

El Burbo posted:

what a sentence i just typed

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022

El Burbo posted:

so youre saying insects can get prregnant from oral

no line between oral and vore for bugs

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm learning a lot tonight

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Strange Quark posted:

no line between oral and vore for bugs

voral

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

vore is just a type of oral.

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Invictus posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

bedbugs just literally stab it in anywhere and call it a day

another in a long list of crimes against nature committed by bedbugs

What is happening in this thread

I. M. Gei posted:

I have heard that sperm can survive stomach acid and penetrate the walls of the digestive system, although it's very rare. In any case they can occasionally get past the walls of the anus and find their way to the reproductive organs one way or another.

It's also possible to get pregnant from oral. Again, it's super rare, but I remember there's at least one case of it happening a few years ago that got mentioned on the news.

I cannot say for sure how much of this is lies and ignorant stupidity told to me by my lovely abstinence-only high school sex ed.


sex ed in america or w.e has some wild poo poo in it

Acerbatus fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Nov 25, 2021

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

something happened to our tag

Space Flower
Sep 10, 2014

by Games Forum
traumatic insemination wouldnt be an answer to the oral question, bedbugs use the abdomen its not like theyre just facefucking each other

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
what in the goddamn

eszett engma
May 7, 2013

I. M. Gei posted:

I have heard that sperm can survive stomach acid and penetrate the walls of the digestive system, although it's very rare. In any case they can occasionally get past the walls of the anus and find their way to the reproductive organs one way or another.

It's also possible to get pregnant from oral. Again, it's super rare, but I remember there's at least one case of it happening a few years ago that got mentioned on the news.

I cannot say for sure how much of this is lies and ignorant stupidity told to me by my lovely abstinence-only high school sex ed.

You're thinking of Guinea Worm larvae.

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





thanks for the new thread title, julius

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016






I have never watched fairy tale gintama but now I really want to just watch the dub

Space Flower
Sep 10, 2014

by Games Forum
gross

junan_paalla
Dec 29, 2009

Seriously, do drugs
wtf happened in this thread overnight lmao

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Chamale posted:

In 1988, a girl with Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome reportedly got pregnant when she was stabbed in the abdomen shortly after giving a blowjob. That's the only time it's been documented happening.

What the gently caress am I remembering seeing on the news, then?

Space Flower posted:

also jokes aside abstinence-only sex ed is a valid defense for that posting

It really is, and I clearly remember being told that oral/anal can lead to babies more than once, and by multiple different teachers in high school. I don't know if they consciously lied to me or if they believed it to be true themselves; I'd believe both at the same time. I cannot explain how I went this long without questioning it, other than I was a super sheltered kid and I guess I never had a reason to question it until now. Maybe the other kids saw through the bullshit and just didn't bother giving me the memo.

Partially related: my high school health class textbook was so old that it described AIDS as a very scary newly-emerging world epidemic. This was in the early 2000s.

I was also taught that men can have periods. In fact I think I was somehow told that BEFORE being taught that women have them. That was in seventh grade though.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Nov 25, 2021

Everything Burrito
Jun 2, 2011

I Failed At Anime 2022
are you sure you were actually paying attention

Vizuyos
Jun 17, 2020

Thank U for reading

If you hated it...
FUCK U and never come back

junan_paalla posted:

wtf happened in this thread overnight lmao

happy thanksgiving

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Everything Burrito posted:

are you sure you were actually paying attention

Yes. The only part I'm even a little bit fuzzy on is the part about man-periods being taught before girl-periods, which now that I think on it was probably more like the teacher said something to the effect of "In fact, men can also menstruate" while teaching us about menstruation in women. However I DO remember being told that men can menstruate. I remember the exact classroom I was in, where I was sitting, and what angle I was looking at the projector from.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

sorry to interrupt all your anal and cum talk, but here is a mega archive of all the unarchived holo streams: https://mega.nz/folder/kMwFDayC#KOOmK3YRPCOLfm9oVD282w/folder/xAJG1TaK

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Chat thread is evolving in ways I could not forsee.

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerkface posted:

sorry to interrupt all your anal and cum talk, but here is a mega archive of all the unarchived holo streams: https://mega.nz/folder/kMwFDayC#KOOmK3YRPCOLfm9oVD282w/folder/xAJG1TaK

What do you mean interrupt :razz:

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
I know this exact subject came up previously on SA because there is another way to get pregnant via anal

"Can You Get Pregnant From Anal Sex? The Answer Might Surprise You | Health.com" https://www.health.com/condition/sexual-health/can-you-get-pregnant-from-anal

The old GBS favorite, a fistula.

I knew this, now you are all cursed to know this also.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

I. M. Gei posted:

I was also taught that men can have periods.

well, they got that right through the wrong method

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Jerkface posted:

anal and cum talk

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Get rear end Pregnant!

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I do experience discharge, its true

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Red Minjo posted:

Do you remember which episode this is? I want to see if I put the right voices to each role.
its the porno forums one, forget the number tho

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

I. M. Gei posted:

What the gently caress am I remembering seeing on the news, then?
sometimes tv can lie to you

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

if anyone's played inscryption

lmao look at this fuckin thing i made

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Endorph posted:

sometimes tv can lie to you

Fake news is real!?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://twitter.com/baalbuddy/status/1463443969677869056

weird that i've posted something to do with jim ross in this thread twice in one day but, hey

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I. M. Gei posted:

What the gently caress am I remembering seeing on the news, then?

either

symbolic posted:

this is because "i got pregnant from oral" both attracts 15 minutes of fame and also hides the possibility it actually resulted from an affair
or you read/saw it in something akin to Weekly World News and since it was both marginally more believable than Batboy being the son of Elvis and reaffirmed by the worst sex ed course in history, your adolescent brain morphed it into a genuine incident while forgetting the source. namaste

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Analysing the cowboy bebop intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbqGGd-caQM

Chicken Thumbs
Oct 21, 2020

Time is dead and meaning has no meaning!
I'm not sure what exactly I woke up to but this seems relevant https://youtu.be/kKksUTjgAIw

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Greetings, I remembered my password to this site in a fever dream.

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
I just came here to mention traumatic insemination in bugs, but you guys had me covered. Thanks.

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Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
the genius of cowboy bebop's tits

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