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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Der Kyhe posted:

Yes, I also listen to Viikate and Kotiteollisuus for their uplifting messages and positive looks of life.

OK enjoy your Popeda, just don't inflict it on others.

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

FilthyImp posted:

98 or 99, really she had a pretty good song on the Austin Powers 2 soundtrack.

It was her late 90s experimental poo poo like Power of Goodbye and Frozen.

Ha, I'm pretty sure I had a pirated mp3 of Frozen on a minidisc back in the day. Which feels very thread appropriate.

Besides, it's a neat song.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

FilthyImp posted:

98 or 99, really she had a pretty good song on the Austin Powers 2 soundtrack.

It was her late 90s experimental poo poo like Power of Goodbye and Frozen.

excuse me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

She basically begged ABBA for permission to sample "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (a man after midnight)" since they rarely allowed such things.

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007
Instantly got Gummo vibes from that video, and lo and behold...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySNXN7zjp4Y

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
I still want one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
What's really failed and obsolete are those washing machines with a wringer on them
Especially the gasoline powered ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UPZkmcai-M&t=2599s

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

The Sausages posted:

What's really failed and obsolete are those washing machines with a wringer on them
Especially the gasoline powered ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UPZkmcai-M&t=2599s

My grandparents had an electric wringer washer when I was a kid. I never got to see it in action but it looked like an ominous finger pinching threat.

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/WysWyg_Protogen/status/1461034697522360324?s=20

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

The Sausages posted:

What's really failed and obsolete are those washing machines with a wringer on them
Especially the gasoline powered ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UPZkmcai-M&t=2599s

I worked at a car wash 20 years ago (oh my god) and they had 2 washing tubs on either side of an "extractor." The extractor was a drum that could hold a good amount of towels and spin at high speeds. You had to have the cover closed or it wouldn't run. The cover had a dome on the underside and a sprayer aimed at it so you could rinse the towels and then let them spin until they were sorta dry. You don't want bone dry towels, they won't pick up water well.

Anyways, that thing scared the gently caress out of me because there would be a good 100 pounds of towels and water in that when it was started up, and the speeds it reached were terrifying.

I have all my digits, thanks OSHA for requiring that switch that could easily be taped down while highschool kids threw extra towels in while it was still moving.

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Dick Trauma posted:

My grandparents had an electric wringer washer when I was a kid. I never got to see it in action but it looked like an ominous finger pinching threat.

I did exactly that with my grandmother’s wringer, when I was about 5. Ran my arm right into it because I didn’t let go. Fortunately kids are made out of rubber and nothing was damaged.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Dick Trauma posted:

My grandparents had an electric wringer washer when I was a kid. I never got to see it in action but it looked like an ominous finger pinching threat.
Same. I always wondered why they never used it until I had to do my own washing by hand while doing some remote work, wringing individual clothing items sucks and would suck even with an electric wringer. A little bit of understanding about how things used to be done makes it a lot easier to appreciate what we have today.

My parent's first washing machine was a twin tub which apparently is still in use because the house it's in only has rainwater to draw from. They're semi-obsolete but still being produced because they can use a lot less water than automatic machines, even less than front loaders depending upon how they are used.

Dicty Bojangles posted:

I did exactly that with my grandmother’s wringer, when I was about 5. Ran my arm right into it because I didn’t let go. Fortunately kids are made out of rubber and nothing was damaged.
In an alternate dimension this kind of thing is how Dick Trauma got his username

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

The Sausages posted:

What's really failed and obsolete are those washing machines with a wringer on them
Especially the gasoline powered ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UPZkmcai-M&t=2599s

My grandmother and I used to do laundry with an old electric wringer washer. It was nice because there was a clutch that would pop the mangle open if your hand got caught.
I have fond memories of using a stick to pick clothes out of the water and feed them through the wringer. If you can do it right, it's almost self feeding as wet clothes stick together. There's a bit of a knack to it though because if too many go through at once, it pops the top open and it stops feeding.
I miss that thing. It made laundry fun.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I'd imagine the reason we don't use a wringer anymore is because the fabrics we wear nowadays don't like being stretched like that. Maybe?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
A wringer would probably destroy all the lovely fast fashion clothes people have nowadays.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



As said, you can overfeed a wringer. You want to automate one, it has to deal with that somehow. It's mechanically so, so much easier to just centrifuge the stuff. More efficient too.

The only place I've seen a wringer in real life is at the swimming pool so you can squeeze most of the water out of your bathing suit before you put it in your bag.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
That Stephen King story about the washing machine that kills people makes a lot more sense now. I was imagining a modern one.

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH
I assume a wringer would not play nice with any hard details? Like buttons, zippers etc?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Wringer washers also tended to detach, and sometimes break, buttons.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Wringer washers also tended to detach, and sometimes break, buttons.

e: jinx! Yes, you had to zip all the zippers as well.

e:f: pne

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

packetmantis posted:

That Stephen King story about the washing machine that kills people makes a lot more sense now. I was imagining a modern one.

The Mangler! Loved that story, it might have been the first King I ever read, in like 1981.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Something kinda fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC6tngl0PTI

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012


Without watching the video, because CON is the console itself. You can't name files device names like CON, AUX, LPT#, or NUL. Leftovers from the dark days of DOS.

e. Memories of learning to write batch files on DOS 3. COPY CON filename.bat...

rndmnmbr has a new favorite as of 12:05 on Nov 21, 2021

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
You might think that this is a low-end reel-to-reel, but until you watch you'll have no idea just how low...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bmcJ-_BbxQ

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Dick Trauma posted:

You might think that this is a low-end reel-to-reel, but until you watch you'll have no idea just how low...

:aaaaa:

That's an incredible example of a product designer going all-in, no holds barred, research and prior art are for cowards.


Trackers and the early PC demo-scene were a big part of my young adult life (hell, still are considering I've recently bought a handheld tracker), so this revived some long dormant brain cells for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roBkg-iPrbw

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

packetmantis posted:

That Stephen King story about the washing machine that kills people makes a lot more sense now. I was imagining a modern one.

That wasn't a washing machine, it was an industrial steam ironer.



That said, the phrase "Don't get your tit in a wringer" exists for a reason.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I have never heard that phrase before.

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




It's the old-fashioned form of "You can't dry your balls in a Dyson airblade".

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

DigitalRaven posted:

It's the old-fashioned form of "You can't dry your balls in a Dyson airblade".

Why not

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

generally they're higher than waist level so you'd need a little stepstool or something i guess

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Arivia posted:

generally they're higher than waist level so you'd need a little stepstool or something i guess

:lol: if you don’t just take your balls off to dry them.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Arivia posted:

generally they're higher than waist level so you'd need a little stepstool or something i guess

If one's balls are higher than waist level then they have a problem.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I keep my balls in my wife's purse LOL!!!!!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
How’d you get the beans above the frank?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Robobot posted:

:lol: if you don’t just take your balls off to dry them.

Huh. I didn't know King Missile recorded a sequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


monolithburger posted:

Huh. I didn't know King Missile recorded a sequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

HAHA I remember to this day a kid named Reece jumping up on his desk in school during a meltdown screaming "DETACHABLE PENIS!!!!!" and running out the classroom.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/glitch_wolfe/status/1463203792317386753?s=20

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That is really clear for a Gameboy camera. Wonder how they managed that.

Loki Kunti
Mar 31, 2010
https://twitter.com/glitch_wolfe/status/1462965271610626048

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Kwyndig posted:

That is really clear for a Gameboy camera. Wonder how they managed that.

https://twitter.com/glitch_wolfe/status/1463384312095514628

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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off
That makes sense, I was wondering how they got so close to the crow without scaring it away, them having a lens-adapter explains everything

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