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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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The Hero We Need

Synthbuttrange posted:

Death of Dr Strange: Strange Academy features a detour to wierdworld. Mike Del Mundo is back on art for the trip.

Fangs - check.
Massive muscles - check.
Bulging veins - check.
Six-pack... well, an "E" for Effort, I guess.

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Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Its a six pec

# ? Nov 23, 2021 20:27

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Ygolonac posted:

Six-pack... well, an "G" for Effort, I guess.

# ? Nov 23, 2021 22:04

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Strange Tales #115 (1963)

Sky Gal #3 (1994)

# ? Nov 24, 2021 16:52

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

It never made sense why the vacuum thing worked on Sandman. Unless it was just so humiliating that he gave up.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 18:07

Kurui Reiten: Apr 24, 2010

Lobok posted:

It never made sense why the vacuum thing worked on Sandman. Unless it was just so humiliating that he gave up.

It's dark in the vacuum, so he thought it was night and just went to sleep.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 18:54

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

But I thought that only works on... Oh right, he's a jailbird.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 19:44

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

Sandman reconstitutes and then busts out of the vacuum cleaner, his body now shaped like an angry little gumdrop.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 20:12

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Libra posted:

Sandman reconstitutes and then busts out of the vacuum cleaner, his body now shaped like an angry little gumdrop.

What is this, Something Awful Forums Commemorative Delightful Mental Image Day?

# ? Nov 24, 2021 21:31

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1463805302936154113?s=20

Don't know source.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 10:45

Lunar Suite: Jun 5, 2011; If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.

Is that Wolverine, or just a Canadian person

# ? Nov 25, 2021 11:41

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Wolv-Irene

# ? Nov 25, 2021 11:45

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Vault of Evil #9, February 1974 apparently

# ? Nov 25, 2021 13:20

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

I am absolutely looking forward to this storyline

2000AD #2259

# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:33

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Ghost Rider #10 (1975)

And an absolute classic.

Spidey Super Stories #31 (1978)

# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:14

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Several minutes later? Boy they got that million tons of TNT together really quickly.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 17:01

Small Strange Bird: Sep 22, 2006; Merci, chaton!

So the team is a guy with the Millennium Falcon and CHA 18, a bald woman with either psychic powers or major concentration issues, the Great Grape Ape, a goofy robot made from percussion instruments and, er, Spider-Man. Good for Peter that he's found someone who'll take him when the Avengers won't, but what does this gang get from him that they couldn't from, say, a bus conductor?

# ? Nov 25, 2021 17:28

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

It's America.

"A... one megaton blast? Are you sure? We can give you more. Much, much more."

# ? Nov 25, 2021 17:35

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Payndz posted:

So the team is a guy with the Millennium Falcon and CHA 18, a bald woman with either psychic powers or major concentration issues, the Great Grape Ape, a goofy robot made from percussion instruments and, er, Spider-Man. Good for Peter that he's found someone who'll take him when the Avengers won't, but what does this gang get from him that they couldn't from, say, a bus conductor?

I can never remember the issue but one of my favorite Spidey panels is him just going "Everyone always forgets I'm also really, really smart."

# ? Nov 25, 2021 18:09

MasterBuilder: Sep 30, 2008; Oven Wrangler

They are just getting rid of poo poo tier explosives to make room for the good stuff. That TNT is probably decades old and sweating nitro.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 18:10

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Marvel Boy/the Uranian and Gorilla Man are both much more qualified to be Avengers than Spidey

# ? Nov 25, 2021 18:12

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

The robot made out of percussion instruments and old cans of SPAM is more qualified to be an Avenger than Spidey

Spidey is only slightly more useful than a pile of fermented bok choy

# ? Nov 25, 2021 18:23

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Phy posted:

I can never remember the issue but one of my favorite Spidey panels is him just going "Everyone always forgets I'm also really, really smart."

I don't know the exact issue either but it's in Hickman's FF after Johnny dies and Spidey joins. He's in a meeting/class with Reed and the kids and makes a smart suggestion and the kids look dumbfounded, which leads to that line.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 20:32

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Mikl posted:

Several minutes later? Boy they got that million tons of TNT together really quickly.

It obviously comes pre-boxed in 1M ton amounts. That should be clear from the large box labelled TNT.

The more I see of Super Spidey Stories, the more I'm convinced it should be a Netflix series.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 20:48

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

robziel posted:

I am absolutely looking forward to this storyline

2000AD #2259

Also, I loved Trevor Nunn block there.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 20:50

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

TwoPair posted:

I don't know the exact issue either but it's in Hickman's FF after Johnny dies and Spidey joins. He's in a meeting/class with Reed and the kids and makes a smart suggestion and the kids look dumbfounded, which leads to that line.

It also happened in Marvel Adventures Avengers, I believe

# ? Nov 25, 2021 20:56

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Gaz-L posted:

It also happened in Marvel Adventures Avengers, I believe

Yeah, that's the one I remember.

# ? Nov 26, 2021 14:54

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Sensation Comics #5 (1942)

Booster Gold #38 (2011)

# ? Nov 26, 2021 19:15

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

DC vs. Vampires #2: There's a war with vampires coming. Only a few people in the superhero community know, and one is Batman, who just finished giving the whole Bat-fam an exposition dump over tea at Wayne Manor.

I mean the last joke is great but all the Damian jokes are too.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:13

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

The byplay between Alfred and Batman is just so good in the hands of authors who just get their dynamic.

I get a real Wooster and Jeeves vibe from them when it's working right.

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

"You want me to do what Mr Wayne? Bless a water boiler?"

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:37

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Infinitum posted:

"You want me to do what Mr Wayne? Bless a water boiler?"

Bruce Wayne is insanely wealthy and a recluse. I am pretty sure anyone who gets called to his house for weird stuff is just glad it doesn't involve children or farm animals.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:38

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Not sure about Catholic or Episcopalian, but Orthodox priests will bless just about anything you ask them to.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:45

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Keromaru5 posted:

Not sure about Catholic or Episcopalian, but Orthodox priests will bless just about anything you ask them to.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:53

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Proteus Jones posted:

bless this ~~mess~~ server

Haha that's great.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:25

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Hasn't Batman already fought Dracula before? So he has had that stuff ready for awhile.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 04:14

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Keromaru5 posted:

Not sure about Catholic or Episcopalian, but Orthodox priests will bless just about anything you ask them to.

Having a Rabbi regularly bless cooking surfaces with fire is typical orthodox Judaiism even when vampires aren't involved. He could have just said he wanted everything to be properly Kosher for a friend.

Also, I recall seeing somewhere that new vampires in Gotham assume Batman is the local lord and regularly present themselves to him to ask about feeding protocols and the like.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 04:23

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Elfface posted:

Also, I recall seeing somewhere that new vampires in Gotham assume Batman is the local lord and regularly present themselves to him to ask about feeding protocols and the like.

If this is a comic page, I would like to see that comic page.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 04:28

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Infinitum posted:

If this is a comic page, I would like to see that comic page.

Same.

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