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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thanksgiving GDT and FoodChat
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Dammit I gotta poop but I need to hear the explanation for this!

Apparently, "gently caress you" is the explanation, cause they didn't really talk about it further

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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

 Kelvin Joseph was Dallas' second round pick that got in trouble at Florida, transferred to Kentucky and then left the team before the end of the season last year right

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you're watching a game, and a big play happens, well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Stat that'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. poo poo, no, man. I believe you'd get your rear end kicked sayin' something like that, man.

:hai:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 I’m watching football and the older people are eating pie and talking about arthritis :911:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

UltraShame posted:

Who did they DQ? I didn't see who lived the dream of punching a ref

Kicked one from each side.

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Feels like the Raiders are gonna blow it. Who cares, I'll just eat more pie

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Chucktesla posted:

Kelvin Joseph was Dallas' second round pick that got in trouble at Florida, transferred to Kentucky and then left the team before the end of the season last year right

The cam newton pathway

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

The Bananana posted:

Holy poo poo a ref got punched. That is awesome. They sucked. They deserved it.

Did he actually get socked or did he just get hit by a helmet in the scuffle?

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 GO 4 IT you worthless cowards

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Those DL definitely go flying to the running back if they line up in the B gap and are completely unblocked Tony, I agree.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Quiet Feet posted:

GO 4 IT you worthless cowards
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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Come on raiders

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Push the ball down the fuckin field

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

I’m watching football and the older people are eating pie and talking about arthritis :911:

SMDH if you're not eating pie also :nyd:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cowardly punt

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 More :flag: for the :flag: god

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Takes No Damage posted:

SMDH if you're not eating pie also :nyd:

I'm full but I'm gonna have a slice of blueberry to start the 4th quarter.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Did he actually get socked or did he just get hit by a helmet in the scuffle?

Just got his jimmies rustled, nobody deliberately took a swing at an official, unfortunately.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYWzAmov-Ks

this genre might not be everyones cup of tea, but no joke this is a good rear end song

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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

 Keep forgetting the cowboys also drafted rezjohn wright's older brother lmao

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 I’m taking my calories as wine today not pie

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Grittybeard posted:

Those DL definitely go flying to the running back if they line up in the B gap and are completely unblocked Tony, I agree.

Plug my b-gap

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I would LIKE another slice of pie but I feel like I might rupture something in the attempt

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Did everyone else just have the game glitch out?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Did everyone else just have the game glitch out?

Yeah

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bean mom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYWzAmov-Ks

this genre might not be everyones cup of tea, but no joke this is a good rear end song

also, garth did this persona as a multimedia project, there was a movie planned that fell through but the album was already written, and it actually was pretty good! it even charted and sold really well!

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Did everyone else just have the game glitch out?

nope, still watching the raiders

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lol if you aren’t lying on your back having someone stuff spoonfuls of pie into your mouth as room becomes available

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Was there an interactive cd rom ?

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Truly, the Las Vegas Raiders' playoff chances died in a fiery crash that day...

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 carr just got concussed like three times

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 got hit in the head four times

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Uh how is that roughing?

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Roughing
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The passer...




That?!?!

gently caress off

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Putting the brain in the head seems like a bad idea evolutionary wise

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I can't believe Carr is loving dead




These refs may be the worst of all time

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
That was a pretty bad call

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

euphronius posted:

Putting the brain in the head seems like a bad idea evolutionary wise

I haven't had to worry about this

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 this genre might not be everyones cup of tea, but no joke this is a good rear end song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaYyMaQnqzA

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Roughing the passer BULLSHIT he fell into the other guy's leg :mad:

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