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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Captain Hygiene posted:

I prefer immorality

Just thinkin' about crab crimes

kreb krems

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Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Brexit was actually about crab rights :yeeclaw:

Also TIL that female shrimp in farms have their eyes removed because it causes them to lay more eggs. That's kinda hosed up even by industrial farming standards

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Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Nov 22, 2021

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Are discarded claws okay if the crab is the one who rips it off in a display of dominance?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Dominance gives meat some excellent flavor.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Dominance gives meat some excellent flavor.

Exactly, that's why cowpunchers exist

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Greetings

https://twitter.com/machinepix/status/893598093882544128?s=21

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Someone needs to set that crab up with a Doom rig like this rat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wjaeEiin8

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

At least he correctly identified them as fish.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
This is my tree.
There are many like it but this one is mine.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Contemplating the sentience of crabs over here.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ban this sick filth

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



euphronius posted:

Ban this sick filth

It's long been established that having a bunch of legs + a set of snoppers makes you an honorary crab

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.



While this is a great photo, and that big boy is certainly solid enough to withstand the stress, I'd like to remind everyone that picking up an average size lobster like that can cause them to panic and drop their claws. Grab em from the back, they can't get you.

Edit: I can't get a good read on the swimmerettes from this angle, but I'm still pretty sure that's a male, but I apologize for possibly assuming that bugs gender.

Ironhead fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Nov 24, 2021

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

euphronius posted:

Ban this sick filth

Is it that guy that just shows up to show to his crabs again? Or is it a relative that specializes in randomly showing up to show you a non-crab snopper?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PrintShopDeluxe/status/1463351675347894274

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bored posted:

Is it that guy that just shows up to show to his crabs again? Or is it a relative that specializes in randomly showing up to show you a non-crab snopper?

?

I would never look that unhappy while holding a snipper.

It's winter crab season and I am very happy.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Crab Dad posted:

?

I would never look that unhappy while holding a snipper.

It's winter crab season and I am very happy.

Eh. It was an earlier crab picture. Some dude that was pleased as punch to be holding a giant crab.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1463522804540878853

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Submit, and become crab

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


The sun revels in watching crab devour man.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ror posted:

The sun revels in watching crab devour man.

The sun hates me.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I wish I was born crab instead

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://mobile.twitter.com/uxotto/status/1464150707993387008

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://mobile.twitter.com/uxotto/status/1463775652738318342

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

Only when it itches

Natsuumi
Jun 13, 2003

Natsuumi's gone.
I'm Cherlene now.


Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

Just about the immortality of the crab.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

I think about them a perfectly acceptable amount

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

Crabs and Dimetrodon in about equal numbers

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

Every day which


Slaan posted:

I think about them a perfectly acceptable amount

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I was saved by a crab

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Not in like a I'm drowning and it saved me way, but that a crabs love saved me

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Aardvark! posted:

does anyone else think about crabs a LOT

so much that my brain has become crab



that's being sold on Etsy. Only 3 left!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Probably wishing all those bubbles were frozen

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://mobile.twitter.com/oceanexplorer/status/1463918167017902084

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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