Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thanksgiving GDT and FoodChat
«‹›52 »
 
  • Post
  • Reply
The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Gatts posted:

Holy poo poo that kick

But the Cowboys have time.

Im Melting

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:06
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 18:21
  • Quote
Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


 friendly fire

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:06
  • Quote
Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Refs inventing flags, have evolved beyond throwing them.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:08
  • Quote
Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 lol if the Cowboys play it safe

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:08
  • Quote
Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Takes No Damage posted:

We have an antenna set up but the reception is fragile as hell so we went with the safer option like the coward Fat Mike.

We live two miles southeast of Live Field. Every time an airliner flies over, we get interference. Sometimes the timing is REALLY bad.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:08
  • Quote
Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Please miss!

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:09
  • Quote
sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Believe in your dreams!!

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:09
  • Quote
Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Boo boo boo

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:09
  • Quote
InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:

Tie. I'm putting this out into the universe: Tie. I am naming my intention. Tie
* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:09
  • Quote
Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Boooooooooooo!!!

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:09
  • Quote
euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Booooo

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Refs are actually out of flags, no more PI ever.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Ogre Time

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

We live two miles southeast of Live Field. Every time an airliner flies over, we get interference. Sometimes the timing is REALLY bad.

I’m a few miles east of O’Hare and right in a flight path. If I don’t have my antenna just right, it makes watching broadcast TV really annoying.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

How long can this game last?

Goddamn it.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/TLddw6L.mp4

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
This game will never end

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Bird in a Blender posted:

I’m a few miles east of O’Hare and right in a flight path. If I don’t have my antenna just right, it makes watching broadcast TV really annoying.

Oh man, that’s FAR worse than Love Field

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:10
  • Quote
Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

sweet thursday posted:

Believe in your dreams!!

anything is possibllllle!

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:11
  • Quote
Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 but y'all like ties, right

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:11
  • Quote
The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Bitch-rear end Raiders

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:11
  • Quote
Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Raiders are cowards

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:11
  • Quote
Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

 It's egg bowl time

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:11
  • Quote
xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Disappointed in Romo for espousing coward thinking

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:12
  • Quote
Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Playing for the tie. Shameful

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:12
  • Quote
Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Rip my egg bowl time

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:12
  • Quote
Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Failed as soon as he called heads.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Tails never what?

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





 *bangs thanksgiving table*

TIE TIE TIE

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
TAILS
NEVER
FAILS

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Raiders are hosed

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Tails

Never

Fails

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
you all should be applauding these brave souls for playing for the tie

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

sure okay posted:

*bangs thanksgiving table*

TIE TIE TIE
* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
tony is loving drunk

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 i wanna go take a bath god dammit

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:13
  • Quote
WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tom Sellout posted:

TAILS
NEVER
FAILS
* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:14
  • Quote
Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 OT on Thanksgiving should be decided by a pumpkin pie eating contest.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:14
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 18:21
  • Quote
Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014

bean mom posted:

i wanna go take a bath god dammit

Lol, just lol if you don't have a TV in every square inch of your home.

* # ? Nov 26, 2021 02:14
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thanksgiving GDT and FoodChat
«‹›52 »