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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Thanksgiving GDT and FoodChat
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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lol

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 End this game! Please!

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Hot Diggity! posted:

Aikman also sucks so it's a real coin flip

Maybe former cowboys qb Andy dalton would be good in the booth.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Alright let's finish this we have Game #3 on deck

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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

 It's amazing how the cowboys have both one of the best corners in the league and one of the worst cornerback rooms in the league

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Takes No Damage posted:

MODS?!

Dude sounds like he needs to cough up a ball of phlegm and unless you're thrilled by rote analysis he's bad

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 I'm not even a Cowboys fan and I'm rooting so hard for Brown to get cut. The absolute most anti-clutch player, my god.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Bird in a Blender posted:

This is why I like the college rule better. DPI is just 15 yards.

College rule sucks because it incentivizes taking a penalty if you're beat on a long ball, imo. Penalties should never be a better choice than letting the play go

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How many combined penalty yards have there been?

25 combined penalties

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
One flag for the road

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 :what:

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
hooting, hollering

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 refs still tryin to fix it

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
time for some real football

go Bills

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Kalli posted:

I mean that was a brutal play though, it wasn't incidental at all. He just runs through the WR who's looking back for the ball.

Yea. It was a bad DPI, but just seems crazy to get 33 yards on a flag. There’s no guarantee the guy catches the ball without the DPI. You could take a guys head clean off and it would get less penalty yards than DPI.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lmfao

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 27 combined penalties now

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RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
I have have a dog in the fight here....but that didn't seem like it should have been DPI. Ball deflected off him on an underthrow. Whatever.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
:lol: You get a false start from your o-line.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
ICE ICE KICKER

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

hobbesmaster posted:

Maybe former cowboys qb Andy dalton would be good in the booth.

That's right

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Don't recall seeing that before

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 laffo

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
FLAG BOWL

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Ref wanted one more minute on camera

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
:lol: raiders

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

End this game! Please!

In a tie

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 :lol:

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 ...please let this end you morons.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
...And you give the yardage back.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

fast cars loose anus posted:

College rule sucks because it incentivizes taking a penalty if you're beat on a long ball, imo. Penalties should never be a better choice than letting the play go

Offensive holding to prevent a sack is not the worst idea at every level of play.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 28 penalties.

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In the Colosseum
Jan 2, 2008

They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.
LMAO COWBOYS

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA COWBOYS YOU MORONS

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Good lord.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
God gently caress the cowboys

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Oh my god this game is so dumb

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Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Bird in a Blender posted:

This is why I like the college rule better. DPI is just 15 yards.

Should be 15 yards or half the distance to the spot of the foul, whichever is greater.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
More MORE ICE. Never kick this loving ball!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Oh my god just end the game

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