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Powerful "THERE ARE NO FACTS ABOUT UNICORNS" energy
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I want to make a joke about Santa spreading their fears instead of their mothers but I don't know just how to fill everything in.
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Nov 25, 2021 22:38
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Volmarias posted:I want to make a joke about Santa spreading their fears instead of their mothers but I don't know just how to fill everything in. Curious, since your mother is an expert at getting filled in.
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Nov 25, 2021 23:00
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cinni posted:https://www.theverge.com/2021/11/22/22796271/uber-eats-order-weed-cannabis-marijuana-app-ontario-canada-no-delivery Uber cannot die quickly enough
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Nov 25, 2021 23:23
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Blue Moonlight posted:Much like how nobody who was following the instructions given when setting up a phone key on a Tesla was locked out of their car, nobody following the directions on a smart deadbolt is going to be locked out of their house. Both are going to tell you to have the physical key on you in the event of failure, because both are intended as a supplemental unlocking mechanism, not as a replacement. They are significantly mote vulnerable to intrusion than non-digital locks
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Nov 25, 2021 23:28
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Improbable Lobster posted:They are significantly mote vulnerable to intrusion than non-digital locks Hope you don’t have any windows in your house
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Nov 25, 2021 23:36
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People respond when they hear windows breaking
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Nov 25, 2021 23:49
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Brother Tadger posted:Hope you don’t have any windows in your house I think the difference is that you can pick an IoT lock from farther away and then just walk in the unlocked door like you own the place. Breaking in through a window involves skulking and noise. An IoT lock also tells you the mark probably has a lot of other expensive electronics inside, so you don't waste time breaking into some old's house who hasn't bought a new TV since 1998.
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Nov 25, 2021 23:52
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Improbable Lobster posted:Uber cannot die quickly enough Sounds completely reasonable to me. Use uber to order weed that doesn't get delivered, then take an uber to pick the weed up, take uber back home. Win Win (for uber)
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Nov 26, 2021 00:12
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Brother Tadger posted:Hope you don’t have any windows in your house I can't steal your car by standing in your driveway and looking through your window https://www.thedrive.com/news/29517/watch-car-thieves-steal-a-tesla-model-s-in-under-30-seconds-using-a-relay-device
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Nov 26, 2021 00:13
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wesleywillis posted:Sounds completely reasonable to me. As far as I can tell it's actually "order your weed through ubereats, walk to the weed store,get your weed and then walk home"
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Nov 26, 2021 00:20
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Improbable Lobster posted:As far as I can tell it's actually "order your weed through ubereats, walk to the weed store,get your weed and then walk home" "Well, yeah you *could* walk there. But walking is for suckers so why not 'grab an uber' instead?" - Uber CEO and board members.
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Nov 26, 2021 00:28
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wesleywillis posted:"Well, yeah you *could* walk there. But walking is for suckers so why not 'grab an uber' instead?" - Uber CEO and board members. Have you considered maybe taking an electric scooter from your front door to your Uber?
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Nov 26, 2021 01:51
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Enrique, please fetch me my marihuana
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Nov 26, 2021 01:53
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During the Cowboys game tonight there was this long maudlin animated commercial about a son leaving his family farm, which then goes out of business. The commercial ends with him returning, bringing the farm back to life and then revealing that this was somehow a commercial for Chipotle
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Nov 26, 2021 02:49
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what  those types of commercials are the worst. and they’re always way too long
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Nov 26, 2021 04:42
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HOLY gently caress posted:what https://twitter.com/ChipotleTweets/status/1460643659414532098
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Nov 26, 2021 04:46
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See, that one I could've generally guessed, because a lot of restaurant or supermarket chains like to run some 'we support local farmers' ads to give the big chain some heart and make you feel like they're not just a soulless corporate giant.
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Nov 26, 2021 04:49
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chipotle supports America's hard-working e.coli farmers 
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Nov 26, 2021 04:55
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the holy poopacy posted:chipotle supports America's hard-working e.coli farmers that's a drat fine username/post combo
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Nov 26, 2021 05:08
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Chipotle manager on Friday morning: "Who in the gently caress authorized this?" "Uhh you did boss, you saw it on Monday. Authorized it and everything."
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Nov 26, 2021 06:09
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It’s even longer than I thought  The animals are really cute though
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Nov 26, 2021 06:19
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Following the success of smoked brisket and barbacoa, Chipotle is adding a new protein to its menu, which will be available in burrito, salad, and bowl: bacteria!! Stop in and receive a bacterial load today.
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Nov 26, 2021 06:22
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Certainly an improvement on the loads that are usually in my burrito
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Nov 26, 2021 06:23
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In a weird way it reminds of an episode of Gintama where it was a whole dramatic story about war, loss, and a planet where a terraforming computer had gone out of control and then in last minute it turned out the whole episode was an advertisement for a hair-growth shampoo.
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Nov 26, 2021 10:57
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Alhazred posted:I actually like this marketing move. It's fifty years since homosexuality was decriminalized in Norway and to celebrate that the mail service made a commercial about a man falling in love with Santa: Haha, "Santa can't be gay because he's married to Mrs. Claus." I guess these people have never gone on a dating site as a man seeking a man.
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Nov 26, 2021 11:59
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BattleMaster posted:Haha, "Santa can't be gay because he's married to Mrs. Claus." I guess these people have never gone on a dating site as a man seeking a man. Ever notice how Santa and Mrs. Claus don't have kids?
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Nov 26, 2021 12:49
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Alhazred posted:I actually like this marketing move. It's fifty years since homosexuality was decriminalized in Norway and to celebrate that the mail service made a commercial about a man falling in love with Santa: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOLam2AwXY
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Nov 26, 2021 13:50
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This is crazy, Santa Claus was very, very clear that he delivers present to all the good girls and boys.
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Nov 26, 2021 13:56
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Pastry of the Year posted:I'm willing to bet this has been posted elsewhere, but it's a good fit here: That certainly was a lot of time to say that Westerns loving suck at queuing and will spend decades of time and billions of dollars instead of learning some patience.
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Nov 26, 2021 20:20
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Ever notice how Santa and Mrs. Claus don't have kids? Extremely rude, they are infertile, and have decided that the all of the elves of the north pole shall be their children and put their efforts into that.
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Nov 27, 2021 03:04
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Volmarias posted:Extremely rude, they are infertile, and have decided that the all of the elves of the north pole shall be their children and put their efforts into that. Dooming them to a hellish life of unending enforced chores??
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Nov 27, 2021 03:06
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All the elves are their children, and Mrs. Klaus is endlessly spawning new broods.
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Nov 27, 2021 05:46
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Croccers posted:That certainly was a lot of time to say that Westerns loving suck at queuing *Misses the 3:10 to Yuma*
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Nov 27, 2021 09:56
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Croccers posted:That certainly was a lot of time to say that Westerns loving suck at queuing and will spend decades of time and billions of dollars instead of learning some patience.
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Nov 27, 2021 10:09
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Croccers posted:That certainly was a lot of time to say that Westerns loving suck at queuing and will spend decades of time and billions of dollars instead of learning some patience. Clearly you have never been to China.
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Nov 27, 2021 12:32
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I went to disneyland exactly once and they had a thing where you could get a ticket with a timeslot instead of queuing so we got a bunch of tickets for things and then walked around looking at stuff and never actually queued for anything. It was pretty great and I assume that system is still there and also in disneyworld so I genuinely don't understand why people without disabilities keep talking about queues.
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Nov 27, 2021 13:10
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Splicer posted:I went to disneyland exactly once and they had a thing where you could get a ticket with a timeslot instead of queuing so we got a bunch of tickets for things and then walked around looking at stuff and never actually queued for anything. It was pretty great and I assume that system is still there and also in disneyworld so I genuinely don't understand why people without disabilities keep talking about queues. well your memory is wrong because you're talking about fastpass and you could only get one at a time
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Nov 27, 2021 13:43
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Splicer posted:I went to disneyland exactly once and they had a thing where you could get a ticket with a timeslot instead of queuing so we got a bunch of tickets for things and then walked around looking at stuff and never actually queued for anything. It was pretty great and I assume that system is still there and also in disneyworld so I genuinely don't understand why people without disabilities keep talking about queues. That system became completely broken from being overused, tied to a broken app in the rush to make apps of everything, and used as a way to promote SYNERGY! with Disneys other products which is what the documentary’s about.
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Nov 27, 2021 13:44
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Alaois posted:well your memory is wrong because you're talking about fastpass and you could only get one at a time Jesus christ.
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Nov 27, 2021 14:00
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