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Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1464325700681297924?t=S_UVnnHyFHo5s-hjjYzJsA&s=19

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF




This seems problematic for the Bills defense :stare:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Not only does this obviously benefit the Pats in their battle to win back the AFC East but because Satanic Curses are real it also benefits Brady and the Bucs as they play them next month as well. There is dark magic at work, no other explanation.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
this is the final season of the NFL and the big finale was obviously set up for the Belichick v Brady super bowl

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Took only two posts for a Bills related story to become a Patriots and Tom Brady related story.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Tom Br*dy

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




fsif posted:

Took only two posts for a Bills related story to become a Patriots and Tom Brady related story.

all NFL stories are Tom Brady and the Patriots stories.

as they should be.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1464324897656745985

I'm sure it's fine, the Titans have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Tom Brady vs. Man:

Tom Brady vs. Nature:

Tim Brady vs. Technology:

Tom Brady vs. Society:

Tom Brady vs. Supernatural:

Tom Brady vs. Self

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

fsif posted:

Took only two posts for a Bills related story to become a Patriots and Tom Brady related story.

Look at the bright side. It's still better than the past 2 decades, when the Bills were so inferior that Bills news could not possibly be relevant to the Patriots and Tom Brady.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The thing about the White injury is that while he's absolutely huge against the Buccaneers or Chiefs in the playoffs... he's much less of a factor against what the Colts, Patriots, Ravens or Titans are likely to throw against them to make it that far in the playoffs.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

Took only two posts for a Bills related story to become a Patriots and Tom Brady related story.

Brady is the main character of life. When he dies we all cease to exist.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Brady is the main character of life. When he dies we all cease to exist.

Being choice limited by a dialogue wheel is one way to explain Brady's awful personality.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
This thread is going to curse us right into a Bucs/Pats Superbowl that America truly deserves for how we've handled the pandemic.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Ragnarok the Red posted:

This thread is going to curse us right into a Bucs/Pats Superbowl that America truly deserves for how we've handled the pandemic.

your fingers to gods ears

fsif posted:

Took only two posts for a Bills related story to become a Patriots and Tom Brady related story.

the pats are the protagonist of the nfl. the bills are everyones favorite quirky side character until they get the spinoff that ruins the character for everyone

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Don't worry, I'm sure Cole Beasley will put the team on his back just like Amari Cooper did for the Cowb--





Ah, well

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Have you people seen our CB depth? We’ll be putting Levi Wallace against #1 receivers, and, like, Cam Lewis will be the other outside corner, giving our secondary the world’s most obvious Achilles’ heel.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Kalli posted:

Pretty important matchups this weekend, should be cool.

77% Vikings - 49ers
53% Bengals - Steelers
50% Browns - Ravens
49% Chargers - Broncos
41% Saints - Bills

Neat stuff.

Vikes-Niners is particularly high due to it being their sole meet-up and both being unlikely to win their division. So whoever wins will have the H2H tie-breaker, and the loser will be behind in the WC race by a full game plus that t-b.

Anyways, everyone's favorite site for finding false hopes has finally been updated..

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

The thing about the White injury is that while he's absolutely huge against the Buccaneers or Chiefs in the playoffs... he's much less of a factor against what the Colts, Patriots, Ravens or Titans are likely to throw against them to make it that far in the playoffs.

I don't know. White is a great run defender and if the Bills do manage to shore up their run D a bit even without him there, I'm getting nauseous thinking about Wallace lined up against Pittman, Brown, and Brown.

He's just so singularly important to a lot of what the defense likes to do.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/SageRosenfels18/status/1464296500918251521

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
A baker's dozen of teams earn 10 wins (or 9 and 2 ties) and yet Baker doesn't qualify. Too cruel is this life.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

kalensc posted:

A baker's dozen of teams earn 10 wins (or 9 and 2 ties) and yet Baker doesn't qualify. Too cruel is this life.



This is the most chaotic thing I've ever seen

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Preferred Playoff Scenario

AFCN: Baltimore
AFCE: Buffalo
AFCS: Tennessee
AFCW: Kansas City

Wildcard 1: Browns
Wildcard 2: Cincinnati
Wildcard 3: Chargers

Bye: Kansas City
Baltimore vs Chargers
Buffalo vs Browns
Tennessee vs Cincinnati

Kansas City vs Browns
Chargers vs Tennessee

Chargers vs Browns

NFCN: Green Bay
NFCE: Dallas
NFCS: Buccs
NFCW: Cardinals

Wildcard 1: Rams
Wildcard 2: Panthers
Wildcard 3: Vikings

Bye: Cardinals
Green Bay vs Panthers
Dallas vs Vikings
Buccs vs Rams

Cardinals vs Green Bay
Vikings vs Rams

Rams vs Cardinals

Browns vs Rams Superbowl

Browns win! Browns win!

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
I’m the projected second tie for the Steelers

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Gatts posted:

Preferred Playoff Scenario

AFCN: Baltimore
AFCE: Buffalo
AFCS: Tennessee
AFCW: Kansas City

Wildcard 1: Browns
Wildcard 2: Cincinnati
Wildcard 3: Chargers

Bye: Kansas City
Baltimore vs Chargers
Buffalo vs Browns
Tennessee vs Cincinnati

Kansas City vs Browns
Chargers vs Tennessee

Chargers vs Browns

NFCN: Green Bay
NFCE: Dallas
NFCS: Buccs
NFCW: Cardinals

Wildcard 1: Rams
Wildcard 2: Panthers
Wildcard 3: Vikings

Bye: Cardinals
Green Bay vs Panthers
Dallas vs Vikings
Buccs vs Rams

Cardinals vs Green Bay
Vikings vs Rams

Rams vs Cardinals

Browns vs Rams Superbowl

Browns win! Browns win!

Seems pretty convoluted.

When I want to take the Browns to the Super Bowl, I usually just have more fiber.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Browns need to beat the Ravens in the AFCCG first to exorcise the demons.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Hey, Johnson may have helped but you made the Rosencopter yourself*, and nobody can take that away from you

*okay, the guys that hit him count too

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Thaddius the Large posted:

Hey, Johnson may have helped but you made the Rosencopter yourself*, and nobody can take that away from you

*okay, the guys that hit him count too

Not only was that play magical but the fact that it was part of an absolutely epic meltdown as the Texans choked away a giant lead to the Colts is what makes it truly legendary.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Browns need to beat the Ravens in the AFCCG first to exorcise the demons.

Shhhh...I'm trying to have an awesome Lamar vs Herbert game and let the Chargers do the needful. Browns need to also exorcise the KC demons too.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The Ravens have definitively won 1 game all season. It was against the Chargers.

Hilarious that even in fanfic the Browns can't win a meaningful game against the Ravens.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Agreed w Sage

https://twitter.com/SageRosenfels18/status/1463903938399272965?s=20

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Ravens have definitively won 1 game all season. It was against the Chargers.

Hilarious that even in fanfic the Browns can't win a meaningful game against the Ravens.

We were good against Denver too.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Busch league, give me the opinion of someone who played on 12 teams over 5 years.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Willie.


Anderson.


Bitch.


(Also Ken Riley)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Rams called off their Thursday practice early because it was too windy.
Ok just say "We let them go because it was Thanksgiving" and everyone smiles and says "Aww ok. Nice."

Don't say "drat it was too windy to practice football."

You're going to Lambeau.

It's gonna be like 18 degrees and have 20mph winds on Sunday. Are just gonna say "No thank you"?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I feel owned and yet I think his child would do a better job

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1464443797627027456

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I feel owned and yet I think his child would do a better job

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1464443797627027456

He and that homeless guy need to compare scouting reports.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm 'wobbly balls'

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
I forget, why is it illegal to jump over the center on field goals? Other then it being cool as hell and this is the NFL.

I understand like not using the center to launch yourself, but hey if you can clear him it should be legal.

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
I think you still can if you don’t take a running start and don’t touch your teammates or the snapper

Running starts got banned a few years ago though

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