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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


The framing of the movie being one sequence of events shown through three unique perspectives where things are slightly different worked super well and reminded me of Dunkirk but done way better. It was interesting how very slight camera perspective/dialogue changes have such a big impact on characterization.

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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

RandolphCarter posted:

dog version of home alone because why not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RfSoHnnUk

It’s been done.

https://youtu.be/AdWW9sOXPkE

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Sometimes for TV time my kid will want me to put on Pup Academy, which as far as I can tell is in the Air Budiverse along with the Air Buddies movies. I'll give it this: it has a lot of cute puppies which is nice, there's also a rival cat academy because of course, and it's not the worst or most annoying kid's show I've ever seen, it's downright tolerable most of the time

:yeshaha: I'm gonna try and track this down for the next bad movie night

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can't play football

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



that is 1000% the name of a porn parody :lol:

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
The American soul lost something when they stopped naming porn parodies sex related puns and started just naming them “insert IP name here pornI”.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
watching the new resident evil and i am more confident than ever that I could write video game movies by simply reading the plot synopsis of the first few games in any series and combining them.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
this is the movie we are going to watch this holiday break

https://youtu.be/DpCINze_ExQ

it's got Henry Winkler and A Baldwin and it's based on a true story about Who Took Froggy Doo.

please join me.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Isn't the title of that every goons sex life tho

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1464033992550883329?s=20

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

oh no richard dawkins has secretly been replaced by a robot who could have seen this coming

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

probably the best opinion dick dorkins has had in years

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

Judakel posted:

watching the new resident evil and i am more confident than ever that I could write video game movies by simply reading the plot synopsis of the first few games in any series and combining them.

The new what now?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Tankbuster posted:

The new what now?

it barely got any marketing from what i can tell. super cheap looking too

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


jesus christ

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Explains a lot about him & his adherents, tbh

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Xaris posted:

guy ritchie sucks

lock stock and i guess snatch was okay even if everyone talks like they have terminal brain damage, but everything else has been awful

he did make, after elementary, the best modern sherlock holmes

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Justin Tyme posted:

The framing of the movie being one sequence of events shown through three unique perspectives where things are slightly different worked super well and reminded me of Dunkirk but done way better. It was interesting how very slight camera perspective/dialogue changes have such a big impact on characterization.

I know, right? It's not subtle, but that's overrated, you could definitely use it as examples to teach how much framing changes a story.

Do love how both dudes are entitled pieces of poo poo really, as you'd expect from medieval nobles whose whole job is killing and exploiting people.

Judakel posted:

watching the new resident evil and i am more confident than ever that I could write video game movies by simply reading the plot synopsis of the first few games in any series and combining them.

Hollywood just literally doesn't comprehend video games and movies as being like, media, and as far as they're concerned they're making a movie about like, a ten second ad or a marketing script, the source material literally doesn't exist to them unless they are forced to acknowledge it.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


gotta give young sheldon credit for not using a laugh track and airing an episode about how communism is objectively correct

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
anyone see The Eternals. I heard Kingo doesn’t take his shirt off, what did he do all that work for

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
kingo to the polls

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Bro Dad posted:

gotta give young sheldon credit for not using a laugh track and airing an episode about how communism is objectively correct

Wait, they aired what now?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Hollywood just literally doesn't comprehend video games and movies as being like, media, and as far as they're concerned they're making a movie about like, a ten second ad or a marketing script, the source material literally doesn't exist to them unless they are forced to acknowledge it.

This time they went a little too far in acknowledging it. They combined 1, 2, and 3.

sitchensis
Mar 4, 2009

drat horror queefs posted:

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can't play football

I have your baby inside me giraffe!

“Wow. Single tear.”

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Toph Bei Fong posted:

Wait, they aired what now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4VapzItOXQ

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Kingo. show me those pecs buddy

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1464355427727159304

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I'm gonna use that brief mention of Harry Potter to briefly mention that the Vince Vaughn Google product placement movie has an extended Quidditch sequence.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Judakel posted:

watching the new resident evil and i am more confident than ever that I could write video game movies by simply reading the plot synopsis of the first few games in any series and combining them.

Thinking about how George Romero wrote a Resident Evil script that was mostly accurate to the first game and it got turned down.

Turning down George loving Romero lmao

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Thinking about how George Romero wrote a Resident Evil script that was mostly accurate to the first game and it got turned down.

Turning down George loving Romero lmao

his poo poo was as bad as this towards the end

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Paul W.S. Anderson was not successful at the box office before Resident Evil but made some decently pretty stupid sci-fi films in Event Horizon and Soldier (and the first Mortal Kombat movie which... okay it actually made fuckton of money on a $20 million budget.)

Johannes Roberts has made mostly low-budget schlock like 47 Meters Down and The Strangers: Prey at Night that made well over 5 times their small budgets back.
I get the temptation of the gamble but it doesn't appear to have paid off. Doesn't seem like Roberts knew how to spend the money to step up his game

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

How do you gently caress up "special ops team trapped in a mansion full of zombies because of experiments gone wrong"

Why would you even attempt to have the events of re2 happen at the same time

How do any of these decisions get made and approved*




*I know the answers, I am merely speaking into the void

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

i mean theres no way an RE movie wouldnt be total shlock. they were very lucky that the previous movies were the funny kind and not the bad kind

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/postingtwink/status/1464418988453208064?s=20

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
bro brian may... english judges wear wigs you're not actually supposed to grow your hair out like that

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


Sacha Baron Cohen has revealed he walked away from a high-profile role as Freddie Mercury because the surviving members of Queen wanted a substantial part of the film to focus on them.

Speaking to the US radio host Howard Stern, Baron Cohen said he hoped to present a “warts ‘n’ all” view of the legendary singer’s hedonistic lifestyle, but Mercury’s former bandmates were more concerned with protecting their legacy.

The comedian and actor said: “A member of the band – I won’t say who – said: ‘You know, this is such a great movie because it’s got such an amazing thing that happens in the middle.’”

“And I go: ‘What happens in the middle of the movie?’ He goes: ‘You know, Freddie dies.’ ... I go: ‘What happens in the second half of the movie?’ He goes: ‘We see how the band carries on from strength to strength.’

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Good soup! posted:

How do you gently caress up "special ops team trapped in a mansion full of zombies because of experiments gone wrong"

Why would you even attempt to have the events of re2 happen at the same time

How do any of these decisions get made and approved*




*I know the answers, I am merely speaking into the void

Suddenly picturing The Raid with zombies and mutants, and, yeah.

Ironically, I think Hollywood doesn't actually know when schlock is the right thing to do.

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I know, right? It's not subtle, but that's overrated, you could definitely use it as examples to teach how much framing changes a story.

Do love how both dudes are entitled pieces of poo poo really, as you'd expect from medieval nobles whose whole job is killing and exploiting people.

Hollywood just literally doesn't comprehend video games and movies as being like, media, and as far as they're concerned they're making a movie about like, a ten second ad or a marketing script, the source material literally doesn't exist to them unless they are forced to acknowledge it.

Thinking about the time when Tarantino was obsessed with Half Life and wanted to make a movie about it.

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Tankbuster posted:

Thinking about the time when Tarantino was obsessed with Half Life and wanted to make a movie about it.

"Hey, catch me later I'll buy ya a beer."

A seven minute long shot of an argument over what beer they would be getting that ends with Barney being shot.

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