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smellmycheese posted:Imagine being so dumb to not know that Tolkien’s estate guard his property like loving Smaug Having seen all three hobbit movies, the estate is doing a poo poo job of it.
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BigRed0427 posted:Having seen all three hobbit movies, the estate is doing a poo poo job of it. Actually Tolkien sold the movie rights himself. His son was mad about the movie adaptations and said he'd never sell the rights over the Silmarillion for as long as he lived. Incidentally he died recently and just a few months later Amazon posted some teaser images of their new Middle Earth show, showing Valinor. Oops.
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Nov 27, 2021 19:36
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Soviet lord of the rings is the superior adaptation
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Salt Fish posted:lol no it isn't lol maybe if you stepped up your game they'd pay you the primo tweet rate
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salt shakeup posted:I'll gladly take the bitcoins off your hand. They're gonna be worth $100,000 each by the end of the year. You and everyone like you will still be selfish assholes who are actively doing harm for something that’s killer app is ransomware and money laundering for the wealthy.
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I'm a crypto billionare, that's why I spend all day trying to scam people on twitter
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Nov 27, 2021 22:17
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i don't need investment tips from some guy by the name of Yohnathan Zurtnurt who so happened to decide that funneling all of their money into pictures of piss apes is the best course of action, second to bringing back suede as a commonly used material for clothing let alone shoes
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abigserve posted:I'm a crypto billionare, that's why I spend all day trying to scam people on twitter You don't get to be a billionaire by not scamming people. Or for that matter, stopping when you have more money then you could ever spend.
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https://twitter.com/BTC_BlackFriday/status/1464293374161305600
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drk posted:will you stop posting if they aren't I’m hoping it does! Maybe he can stop wasting time with us nobrains to hang out in New York with the other apes like generations of the truly smart with bitcoins have for centuries. Maybe then they’ll all. Stop. Posting. I love y’all, but if I was a billionaire I wouldn’t feel exactly excited to post incessantly about pogs on a dead, gay forum…I’d probably have trouble posting while increasingly high on massive quantities of medically-pure cocaine anyway.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:23
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It's like somebody is having a stroke and the symptoms are manifesting in reality.
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What makes someone an "Elizbeth Warren?" Don't answer that, I don't want to know.
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Zil posted:What makes someone an "Elizbeth Warren?" Calling yourself something you well know you're not.
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Bitcoin and Metallica, two great wastes that waste great together.
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salt shakeup posted:I'll gladly take the bitcoins off your hand. They're gonna be worth $100,000 each by the end of the year. If you really believe this make it a  for a permaban. Otherwise you're just another lovely low-effort troll
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DerekSmartymans posted:I love y’all, but if I was a billionaire I wouldn’t feel exactly excited to post incessantly about pogs on a dead, gay forum…I’d probably have trouble posting while increasingly high on massive quantities of medically-pure cocaine anyway. This is why you aren't a billionaire. I am. I have $2.3 billion spread between immediate access (lol who needs that) and my investment and diversity portfolio. I'm set for life, I can buy anything I want at a moments notice. Or less tbh. And what do I do? I shitpost. Because billionaires don't do what you want them to do. We're too rich for you to fathom our minds with your poor, plebian, poor brains. In conclusion, please donate to my Patreon.
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syntaxfunction posted:This is why you aren't a billionaire. I am. I have $2.3 billion spread between immediate access (lol who needs that) and my investment and diversity portfolio. I'm set for life, I can buy anything I want at a moments notice. Or less tbh. Can I have $20?
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Zil posted:Can I have $20,000?
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Nov 28, 2021 00:48
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Zil posted:Can I have $20? If you invest in NFTs you'll have all the money you'll ever need my friend. Alternatively subscribe to my self-help Patreon and you'll have the keys for all the riches in the world.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:48
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No.
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Sup fellow set for life goon. Sorry you had to achieve it by torching the Earth and trampling others on a ponzi pyramid, lol.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:53
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Lol at getting rich through NFTs just lol
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2.3 billion sand you won't even bum a goon twenty bucks
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Scam Likely posted:Sup fellow set for life goon. Sorry you had to achieve it by torching the Earth and trampling others on a ponzi pyramid, lol. Can I have $2000?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqr0oER03SE very cool future we've created.
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Strong Sauce posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqr0oER03SE His fake bitcoin post had only 2 likes, lmao.
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sounds like he needs to use a password manager and 2fa or mfa.
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Maybe we can put passwords on the blockchain…..?
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our smart chain makes sure only you can see your password and everyone else sees *****8's try it out.
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syntaxfunction posted:This is why you aren't a billionaire. I am. I have $2.3 billion spread between immediate access (lol who needs that) and my investment and diversity portfolio. I'm set for life, I can buy anything I want at a moments notice. Or less tbh. Have any advice for someone with like 3 million? Should I be investing in gold? Newest Crypto? Stupid animal people drawings but digital? Ivermectin? Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Nov 28, 2021 |
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syntaxfunction posted:This is why you aren't a billionaire. I am. I have $2.3 billion spread between immediate access (lol who needs that) and my investment and diversity portfolio. I'm set for life, I can buy anything I want at a moments notice. Or less tbh. Can I donate medically-pure cocaine? Much more useful than crypto
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DerekSmartymans posted:I love y’all, but if I was a billionaire I wouldn’t feel exactly excited to post incessantly about pogs on a dead, gay forum…I’d probably have trouble posting while increasingly high on massive quantities of medically-pure cocaine anyway. if there's anything I have observed it's that cocaine makes you post more, not less EDIT: not you personally. people on cocaine generally speaking
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Do you want to watch a 30 minute breakdown of the neopets NFT disaster? No? Have the link anyway it is fascinating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwJM3Qqb5Ls
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LordSaturn posted:if there's anything I have observed it's that cocaine makes you post more, not less S’all good. Not many people can do massive shitposts 22hrs/day. If I was on cocaine (lol, I’ve never even touched one puff of weed, aside from like a Poison concert second-hand smoke or same with my AD&D group in college), hopefully I would be doing shots with Sammy Hagar or loving whales or something more adventurous than posting here: A place where people like me already hang out! 
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You live in Metro city and never got the chance to do cocaine because the Mayor, Mike Haggar was too good at cleaning up the rackets.
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Prurient Squid posted:You live in Metro city and never got the chance to do cocaine because the Mayor, Mike Haggar was too good at cleaning up the rackets. He was pretty much a Bad Dude…Bad enough to save the President, even.
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DerekSmartymans posted:S’all good. Not many people can do massive shitposts 22hrs/day. Love love 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 the posting here. From the turn to the camera (lol, you know what I mean guys?) to the top shelf name drop dripping with relevance, loving whales (like McAfee haha!) to the beautifully italic hey we're all losers posting here self deprecation) and the epic mother loving slam dunk on top, the friggin Colbert arms for when you're too confident for the shrug but want to keep things right in the middle of the road 
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Crime on a Dime posted:Love love 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 the posting here. From the turn to the camera (lol, you know what I mean guys?) to the top shelf name drop dripping with relevance, loving whales (like McAfee haha!) to the beautifully italic hey we're all losers posting here self deprecation) and the epic mother loving slam dunk on top, the friggin Colbert arms for when you're too confident for the shrug but want to keep things right in the middle of the road Are you really trying to be all Patrick Bateman on us or what There's something so artificial and disingenuous about the posting style, I'm autistic and it still stands out to me like a hole in the head.
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Crime on a Dime posted:Love love 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 the posting here. From the turn to the camera (lol, you know what I mean guys?) to the top shelf name drop dripping with relevance, loving whales (like McAfee haha!) to the beautifully italic hey we're all losers posting here self deprecation) and the epic mother loving slam dunk on top, the friggin Colbert arms for when you're too confident for the shrug but want to keep things right in the middle of the road Colbert and crossarms should be reversed CMM
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