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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014


(Sasuke Fortnite Bullshit)

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
ABB

Always bisect babies

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Gonna go quit my job for a free taco with every interview

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they give you the free Taco as a psychological break down tool. you eat the free taco and enjoy it and then you get hired and they show you how the tacos are made destroying you mentally and ensuring you don't ever steal any 'product'

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Wasn’t free tacos the cover for the bad guy to destroy the world in the Lego movie?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/everydaylouie/status/1464756580742680581

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

smol turd.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've never pooped or peed with Tuck Malloy in my life :confused:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


You're missing out.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
on the next great episode of Pooping and Peeing with Tuck Malloy... Tuck Malloy sharts!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB3KVSBz4Ls

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Little do you know that you must eat the taco in front of the interviewer, where they grade how you eat the taco, then follow up with questions.

“What do you feel you could have changed about your consumption of the taco? What is your biggest weakness when consuming a taco?”

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Grouchio posted:


(Sasuke Fortnite Bullshit)

:thanks:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

the ladders have gained sentience everybody loving run!

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Or a somewhat brisk pace should be sufficient.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Memento posted:



I would absolutely pay $15 for that.

Does it work with Alexa?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
How much are you paying her?

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


My ladder did this when I was a kid, haven't seen it since. But it's okay, the stepladder my mom brought home a few months later is pretty cool

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Paper Tiger posted:

My ladder did this when I was a kid, haven't seen it since. But it's okay, the stepladder my mom brought home a few months later is pretty cool

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Large Testicles posted:

the ladders have gained sentience everybody loving run!

Somebody tell Jackie Chan, he's our only hope!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Hey Mike old pal, how's things?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Paper Tiger posted:

My ladder did this when I was a kid, haven't seen it since. But it's okay, the stepladder my mom brought home a few months later is pretty cool

:dadjoke:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I think this one made it to the wrong thread

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Why didn’t I think of this? Why am I not the one grifting these assholes? Super cursed.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYM_vl3i2oM

"Let's make a game that's basically Toy Story but the toys are creepy anime figures"

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Yaldabaoth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYM_vl3i2oM

"Let's make a game that's basically Toy Story but the toys are creepy anime figures"

I hate everything about this including whoever it is that is narrating this video.

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

If someone can tell me what this is, I am going to try and get it 3D printed for a D&D campaign. If i succeed I will post.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yaldabaoth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYM_vl3i2oM

"Let's make a game that's basically Toy Story but the toys are creepy anime figures"

Once again, the dreamcast proves itself the greatest console of all time, having done this better and twenty years earlier

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Scornful Sexbot posted:

If someone can tell me what this is, I am going to try and get it 3D printed for a D&D campaign. If i succeed I will post.

As far as D&D creatures go, it looks like a Otyugh.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Scornful Sexbot posted:

If someone can tell me what this is, I am going to try and get it 3D printed for a D&D campaign. If i succeed I will post.

Nereis Sandersi, A Marine Worm That Looks Like Some Sort Of Unhinged Muppet

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Nov 29, 2021

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is that in any way legal

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I doubt it but what spa worker is going to challenge it on court?

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
From what I understand the person who posted that called back and said they wouldn't be accepting the job offer because of it and the HR person was like "Ok fine you don't have to sign it but we've just been burned by employees before"

which says to me that they know it's probably not gonna hold up but they're banking on the fact that that no one's going to challenge them on it

I think legally you can make people commit to "x amount of time working somewhere" but the way they've worded it is kind of wonky, plus the penalty for breaking it is so miniscule as to be toothless

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