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Wheeee posted:I’ve lived in BC all my life and to echo Rime’s statements, there is simultaneously an amazingly vast expanse of unsettled territory here at a scale unimaginable in most of the world, and industrial incursions spread across its entirety from the deepest most secluded valleys to the tops of mountains. To be clear I'm on the doesn't exist, at least in modern times, side of things. But they haven't avoided direct human contact. There are thousands of stories. Many of those loggers themselves have stories. And there has been indirect evidence such as footprints (many of them faked of course). So the criteria is there. Able to avoid direct human contact the vast majority of the time, but not completely as evidenced by the stories.
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Wheeee posted:I’ve lived in BC all my life and to echo Rime’s statements, there is simultaneously an amazingly vast expanse of unsettled territory here at a scale unimaginable in most of the world, and industrial incursions spread across its entirety from the deepest most secluded valleys to the tops of mountains. 'sup from the eastern foothills/front range Never saw a samsquanch except on a can of Kokanee
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Nov 29, 2021 06:21
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Mola Yam posted:Look again at that forum. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every poster who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident image macros, bad takes, and shitposts, every Incredible.
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Nov 29, 2021 06:35
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a squatch that brings down a tree at exactly 7 PM every day in the proximity of a human intruder isn't really a "large mammal" in the sense of like, a bear or even a gorilla. sounds to me more like an uncontacted tribe situation and from my understanding uncontacted humans can be extremely elusive if they don't want to talk to the weird white guys traipsing into their home ofc the "exactly 7 PM" part is the weirdest. uncontacted tribe of squatches with wristwatches??
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Nov 29, 2021 06:37
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i browse this thread and just wanted to say i appreciate it, ty best thread
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Nov 29, 2021 06:42
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They could do something kind of crazy, like bring navy seals or experienced gorilla poachers in, and see if they can turn anything up, that would at least be an interesting discovery channel commercial filler.
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Nov 29, 2021 06:47
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been thinking about how if a physical hominid-style bigfoot just walked into some small pnw town one day like a hungry coyote. just finally got desperate enough to wander out of the woods down into a town and started rummaging around for food it would instantly become the most famous person/hominid on earth. literaly permanent A++ list, literal Bigfoot. though it may not be able to appreciate that.
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Nov 29, 2021 06:50
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Inspector Hound posted:That would certainly be an as yet unknown phenomena. "An area from which the reflection of light does not occur" would be about as extraordinary as aliens; wouldn't it would imply it's possible to make cloaking devices? Yeah that would be new and clearly of interest to any military. Also it doesn't match the observations - people clearly report seeing structured craft, not just black shapes. It has these tenuous at best conclusions based on unknown/new physics/anything but aliens for all of the observed characteristics: - impossible speed/maneouvers: its just a plasma object with zero mass - ufo causes warped human perceptions: its just a plasma object that has unknown electrical properties that effect the human brain - ufo interferes with electrical systems on vehicles: its just a plasma object that has unknown electrical properties that effect equipment - ufo responds to people shining lights at them: its just a plasma object that is responding to the em energy being put into it
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Nov 29, 2021 07:37
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Sharkie posted:been thinking about how if a physical hominid-style bigfoot just walked into some small pnw town one day like a hungry coyote. “Mr. Bigfoot, your people have managed to elude humanity for countless generations, what brings you now into the open?” “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Nov 29, 2021 07:42
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Inspector Hound posted:They could do something kind of crazy, like bring navy seals or experienced gorilla poachers in, and see if they can turn anything up, that would at least be an interesting discovery channel commercial filler. That's too expensive for Discovery. You're getting half a dozen people that shouldn't be trusted within 50 feet of firearms with flashlights and bad storytelling. It is the Discovery way. Unless someone else is paying the bulk and wants the publicity, or it proves exceptionally popular as a concept, you're getting over-armed rednecks, half of which probably have gout.
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Nov 29, 2021 08:05
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My 600lb Sasquatch
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Nov 29, 2021 10:40
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I knew a guy who would go out on these extremely ill-advised solo camping trips to the far north reaches of canada year after year so he could commune with the forest spirits (he claimed to be a druid, I think he communed by eating a shitload of drugs but at one point he was convinced he could speak to bears), I have to assume he either was or saw the samsquanch
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Nov 29, 2021 10:47
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my bony fealty posted:I went there too for undergrad and the creepiest experience I had was in a cemetery a bit off campus. was walking through late at night with some pals, sticking to the paths because gently caress going off of em in the dark, we may or may not have been stoned. I'm looking around and what at first seems to be a particularly spooky grave marker of a hooded statue, maybe an angel or whatever, resolves after a second to really look like an actual person in a hooded robe standing there. it's maybe 30 or 40 feet away out where the graves are. The only time I was in that graveyard was for the triathlon and I’m glad I never went in again
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Nov 29, 2021 11:52
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alaska used to have manatees, all gone now though. my fav dumb option would be sasquatch is real and also really extinct.
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Nov 29, 2021 11:54
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munce posted:Unidentified Aerial Phenomena in the UK Air Defence Region  Number of incidents from the UK alone. crazy
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Nov 29, 2021 13:15
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Very real video definitely coming soon: https://twitter.com/UAPRAEFOS/status/1465110437557456896?s=20
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Nov 29, 2021 13:26
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https://twitter.com/UAPRAEFOS/status/1465174472051204098 lol promising attitude
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Nov 29, 2021 13:50
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Inspector Hound posted:That would certainly be an as yet unknown phenomena. "An area from which the reflection of light does not occur" would be about as extraordinary as aliens; wouldn't it would imply it's possible to make cloaking devices?
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Nov 29, 2021 14:17
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Pontificating rear end posted:Very real video definitely coming soon: The guy has his own youtube page. Looks like a lot of plastic bags and a few possibly interesting disks. https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAntonioUrzi
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Nov 29, 2021 15:35
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munce posted:The guy has his own youtube page. Looks like a lot of plastic bags and a few possibly interesting disks. reminds me of this guy who has some decent ufo vids: https://www.youtube.com/c/ScottWaring/videos but then you find out he is completely insane https://www.ufosightingsdaily.com/p/alien-faces-59.html
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Nov 29, 2021 15:43
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this is the best thread on the forums. that matter of fact info drop about a russian sub (On 7 July 2019 at the sailors' funeral, Captain Sergei Pavlov, an aide to the Russian Navy head, proclaimed the crew "prevented a planetary catastrophe". wtf is that supposed to mean, how did it make it into the wiki article?) i'm feeling like a millenial mulder, gonna walk up to my wife after work with a stack of reddit threads and old news articles and tell her to pack her bags, we're flying out to northern israel in the morning to investigate mermaid sightings i used to read the mysterious thread in pyf but the baby brains in that forum mostly turned it into the serial killers and child abuse megathread. this thread is everything i ever wanted from that one btw i've mentioned him before but bob gymlan's youtube channel is great for bigfoot stuff. he's very level headed and has made me go from thinking bigfoots are loony bullshit to wondering what's actually out in the mountains. good stuff
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Nov 29, 2021 20:10
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Bigfoot, for me, is in a similar place as UFOs pre Navy disclosures. The amount of stories are really intriguing, but the lack of any trustworthy hard evidence - especially given the number of people looking who would really, really like to find it - mean I can't quite actually bring myself to conclude something is out there. They're also in a similar niche where there's stories from literally all over the world of similar creatures; pretty much any area with difficult, hard to penetrate wilderness will have stories of ape-men. Now, get me guncam footage from an F-18 intercept of a bigfoot, and we'll see.
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Nov 29, 2021 20:19
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Log082 posted:Bigfoot, for me, is in a similar place as UFOs pre Navy disclosures. The amount of stories are really intriguing, but the lack of any trustworthy hard evidence - especially given the number of people looking who would really, really like to find it - mean I can't quite actually bring myself to conclude something is out there. They're also in a similar niche where there's stories from literally all over the world of similar creatures; pretty much any area with difficult, hard to penetrate wilderness will have stories of ape-men. squad of A10s encountering a tribe of big titty bigfoots and just lighting them the hell up 
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Nov 29, 2021 20:23
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A few more tales of weird-stuff-in-the-woods (more in the link): http://rigorousintuition.blogspot.com/2005/10/if-you-go-out-in-woods.html quote:Near Cisco Grove, California on the night of September 5, 1964 Donald Schrum, a 27-year old employee of a local missile production plant became separated from his two bow-and-arrow hunting companions. As dusk approached he took shelter in a tree, lashing himself to a branch with his belt. After settling in, Schrum - identified only as "Mr S" in the files of the US Air Force's Project Blue Book - saw three objects in the darkening sky, a rotating and protruding light afixed to each that emitted "cooing" noises. Mr S thought they were rescue helicopters, searching for him, so he climbed down the tree and set signal fires. It was then, he realized they were not helicopters.
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Nov 29, 2021 20:23
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who gives a poo poo if bigfeet are real theyre great either way
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Nov 29, 2021 20:26
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G https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yX6ETCKyPo nothing new to anyone who's been paying attention, but another step in pushing the narrative out a little further into the general populace
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Nov 29, 2021 20:32
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Failson posted:A few more tales of weird-stuff-in-the-woods (more in the link): I always thought that story was particularly spooky. Like, that would be absolutely terrifying
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Nov 29, 2021 20:57
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 https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dggbx/canada-military-rcaf-ufos-sightings  is basically the dumber loser sibling of
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Nov 29, 2021 21:06
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"when u already p'nutted but shes still astral projecting" is my kinda ufo thread 
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Nov 29, 2021 21:25
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dont you forget your monday promises azathoth
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Nov 29, 2021 21:28
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The Saucer Hovers posted:dont you forget your monday promises azathoth I will do my best
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Nov 29, 2021 21:36
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The Saucer Hovers posted:who gives a poo poo if bigfeet are real theyre great either way
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Nov 29, 2021 22:08
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Wheeee posted:
lol a thousand Canadian internet nerds just became enraged and they don't know why Rah! has issued a correction as of 22:50 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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Nov 29, 2021 22:27
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Delta-Wye posted:"when u already p'nutted but shes still astral projecting" is my kinda ufo thread 
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Nov 29, 2021 22:29
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Wheeee posted:My 600lb Sasquatch turn on my monitor
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Nov 29, 2021 22:37
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Edit: Sorry folks, they're all claimed. Okay  , I've got 5 more free gangtags to give away. I think I got everyone who expressed an interest earlier (13 of you aspiring whackadoos holy crap), so if you'd like one the next 5 people to quote this post who have more than (let's say) 10 posts in this thread will get it added on to your existing av for free. If you've got 2 or more gangtags, lemme know which two you want to keep, admins are cracking down on that and won't approve it if there's more than 2 gangtags.Serious credit goes to Bilirubin for absolutely kicking rear end with the design. Azathoth has issued a correction as of 00:54 on Nov 30, 2021 |
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Nov 29, 2021 22:41
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Man I want it but I'm going to defer to my ufhomies That's cool you're doing that, though  EDIT I'm trawling the ufo reddits (as I do a bit too often now lol), and it's amazing how they have a hierarchy of bird-brainedness. UAP is very sober and dull, UFOs is very active but a bit dnd, then UFO, Aliens, and finally UFOBelievers get progressively more...let's say, cosmic Barry Foster has issued a correction as of 22:48 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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Nov 29, 2021 22:44
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Hooplah posted:this is the best thread on the forums. that matter of fact info drop about a russian sub (On 7 July 2019 at the sailors' funeral, Captain Sergei Pavlov, an aide to the Russian Navy head, proclaimed the crew "prevented a planetary catastrophe". wtf is that supposed to mean, how did it make it into the wiki article?) i'm feeling like a millenial mulder, gonna walk up to my wife after work with a stack of reddit threads and old news articles and tell her to pack her bags, we're flying out to northern israel in the morning to investigate mermaid sightings The sub was probably carrying or testing on of those prototype nuclear-powered ballistic super torpedos designed to salt entire seaboards with long-decay isotopes and render them both uninhabitable and unusable for industrial purposes. Aren't humans wonderful?
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Nov 29, 2021 22:57
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Azathoth posted:Okay yes plz, feel free to nuke my stupid custom text from orbit
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Nov 29, 2021 23:02
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I'm just a returning aitee neophyte, no gangtag for me please. Two more from the early aughts that have always stuck with me: There was a big UFO seen over Stephenville, TX. Heavy "Nothing to see here, citizen." vibe, especially considering the Bush ranch is like 30 miles away: https://www.npr.org/2008/01/16/18146244/dozens-claim-they-spotted-ufo-in-texas quote:Faster than a speeding bullet — and bigger than a Wal-Mart. These reports of glowing orbs murdering people in Uttar Pradesh also really spooked me too: https://www.irishtimes.com/news/police-sceptical-as-seven-reported-dead-in-ufo-attacks-1.432849 quote:
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Nov 29, 2021 23:03
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