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Bip Roberts posted:Sorry, my mistake, he was playing fun police on the campaign. Amber does this almost every episode. She will then make up for it later, but it can be really annoying when she plays contrarian with a certain regularity.
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Shinjobi posted:Travis reveals another new game to start this week's show. Is it truly a Travis Bit™ if his brothers were enjoying it? 
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I don’t now why but Justin dropping the nasty stuffing photo into the wrong window made me cry laughing
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change my name posted:I don’t now why but Justin dropping the nasty stuffing photo into the wrong window made me cry laughing Yeah that whole munch squad hosed me up in a great way
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https://twitter.com/JustinMcElroy/status/1463253230222204935 Finally, vindication
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Munch squad continuing to be one of the highlights of the podcast, holy poo poo.
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goblin week posted:That bad? 😰 Nah, this one was pretty good
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krystal suggesting to it's customers that they turn their small burgers into a thanksgiving stuffing is maybe the first true food crime munch squad has had in a good while
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white castle stuffing is not a new concept https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/dining/2021/11/21/white-castle-slider-stuffing-celebrates-30-years-adds-spicy-kick/8644020002/
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Happy thanksgiving, idiots https://www.themcelroy.family/2021/11/25/22801123/til-death-do-us-blart-2021
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For those about to Blart, we salute you.
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Congratulations to Travis for the very good vanilla sky reference in this year's death blart
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MBMBAM, TAZ, and DeathBlart are loving phenomenal this week.
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Clint is an agent of murder, my god Edit: end of TAZ episode has me in tears, lmao. Clint made the magic happen. Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Nov 26, 2021 |
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Nov 26, 2021 16:26
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Deathblart is extremely good this year, I love Justin’s idea of watching it with the French dub
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They're at the point in watching Blart that most Worst Idea Of All Time projects hit around episode seven or eight; there's no more discussion to be had about the movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, because collectively they've already talked about it for seven goddamn hours. The only thing left is to gamify watching it, so that's what they're doing.
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The concept of a Paul Blart 3 set during the capitol insurrection is incredible and i wish we lived in a world where it could possibly get made. it could go so badly wrong and i'd want it to
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I still want the Paul Blart sequel to be Paul Blart: Time Cop where he ends up guarding a time machine which he accidentally has to use, and it is revealed that he himself is the shadow man who was running his life
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Lord Bob posted:The concept of a Paul Blart 3 set during the capitol insurrection is incredible and i wish we lived in a world where it could possibly get made. it could go so badly wrong and i'd want it to CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I need resolution of the Shadow Man storyline. Shadow Man has been Q this whole time. e: the whole of the United States had to suffer for the Shadow Man to finally damage Paul Blart.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I still want the Paul Blart sequel to be Paul Blart: Time Cop where he ends up guarding a time machine which he accidentally has to use, and it is revealed that he himself is the shadow man who was running his life I thought about this for a moment; the concept of Paul going back in time to stop a time criminal from causing him problems only to realize that those actions were necessary for the timeline to proceed as destined, so now he has to go back in time and make himself pass out during the police officer training, run his mom over with a milk truck, etc. However that made me think: what actually would have happened if Paul Blart never existed? The answer is: A mall would have had a security breach one Black Friday that cuased a bunch of people to have their identity stolen, and some thieves would have stolen some art. No big deal at all in the grand scheme of things. The only reason the Blart movies have such high-stakes and life-or-death situations is because of loving Paul Blart putting himself and the people he loves in danger.
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SpacePig posted:Shadow Man has been Q this whole time. 
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You're all wrong, this is Paul Blart 3: https://twitter.com/Worthikids/stat...ingawful.com%2F
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Paul Blart: Timecop accidentally sits on the controls of his time machine and returns to ancient Egypt, where he is cursed by the Mummy.
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And the plot they end up foiling is the kidnapping of comedian Kevin James
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Last Action Hero 2: Paul Blart 3: Driving Mr. James
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flavor.flv posted:And the plot they end up foiling is the kidnapping of comedian Kevin James it’s Trading Places but also a Blart (toe-to-tip)
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Brian Dracula Gilbert is live playing Castlevania https://twitch.tv/briandavidgilbert
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Most shocking part of this year's Death Blart is the revelation that Justin's kids had a period where they would watch CATS 2019 every day. That can't be healthy for a developing brain!
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C-Euro posted:Most shocking part of this year's Death Blart is the revelation that Justin's kids had a period where they would watch CATS 2019 every day. That can't be healthy for a developing brain! that sounds like serious “developing Travis” behavior, NGL
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ive been relistening to episodes and golly there's a lot more episodes than the last time I did this and something that never ceases to annoy me is when justin says boll (as in boll and branch) isn't a thing and that it's a bad name because of that. i was gonna say also when they refer to people having a thorax but i guess that's actually correct just not used as much in favor of chest. i just know it from it being used for insects. Boll is definitely a thing though!! Sankis fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Nov 29, 2021 |
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Sankis posted:ive been relistening to episodes and golly there's a lot more episodes than the last time I did this and something that never ceases to annoy me is when justin says boll (as in boll and branch) isn't a thing and that it's a bad name because of that. the boll is the... uh, cottony part of the cotton plant. boll weevils are called that because that's what they eat. a tree bole is a trunk, but I always confuse it with the word gall, maybe because of boll weevils
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