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As a person with 20+ years experience living with an African grey parrot, the only response you're going to get is 'gently caress you'. Maybe "gently caress you WOOO HEHEHEHE" but that's only when they are feeling funny.
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 20:49 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:21 |
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tried giving the parrot a timeout but it just kept mocking whatever i said in a funny little voice so i kept upping the punishment. its grounded for 30 years 4 months and counting now
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 20:50 |
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"The bird has been fined 15000 seeds and suspended for two games."
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 20:51 |
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That parrot is going to outlive everyone in that story and be yelling "loving HELL" to people passing by the pet shop.
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 20:53 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"The bird has been fined 15000 seeds and suspended for two games." lol
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 20:59 |
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Blastedhellscape posted:If I were in this situation I'd maybe want to move downstairs anyway to give them their privacy/so I didn't have to hear my roommates loving. Unless the upstairs bedroom really is way better than the others, with a bigger/less dingy bathroom or something. Putting the people who are loving on the top floor will NOT make their loving less noticeable, it will just broadcast it to the rest of the house through floor and wall noises.
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 21:00 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not punishing my parrot for cursing around my nephew and niece? Lmao thinking you can punish an African Gray into not saying a thing Just at the very idea
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 21:12 |
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As someone whose ex had an african grey that learned the smoke alarm low battery sound, once it’s got hold of a noise it likes there is nothing you can do except send it to a parrot sanctuary.
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 21:22 |
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The best part is that they know right from wrong. When he thought he was alone, my friend's family parrot would discipline the dog. *whistle* "Here boy here boy here boy" *dog runs in* "Bad Dog. Bad Dog."
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 22:35 |
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Suddenly Polite Parrot: "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 22:44 |
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sullat posted:You put the bird in bird jail for a little bit until he serves his time. Let him out early for good behavior.
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 23:14 |
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Jailbird
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 23:21 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:SA threads regularly devolve into 'food'
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 23:35 |
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Pookah posted:As a person with 20+ years experience living with an African grey parrot, the only response you're going to get is 'gently caress you'. I'm glad you're in this thread already. LOL at the idea of successfully telling a parrot not to say a fun word it learned.
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# ? Nov 29, 2021 23:55 |
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RoboRodent posted:I'm glad you're in this thread already. I imagine it would be like when I was a little kid and somehow learned the word "poo poo". I marched around the house saying "poo poo. poo poo. poo poo. poo poo." as cadence. My dad yelled at me and told me not to say poo poo any more but if I wanted to, I could say 'crap.' Que like... 3-5 year old me marching around the house. "Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap."
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 00:02 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:So which one of these is he? The Servant Girl Annihilator has the best name of them, holy poo poo. Annihilator?
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 00:09 |
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A man gets arrested nobody cares, arrest a bird for being an accomplice and the media blasts it from every mountaintop smh
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 00:13 |
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I(18M) fell in love with an lesbian(18F)quote:I've just created a second account to tell everything that has happened without getting tracked by my friends. Oh, teenagers.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 00:45 |
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Cythereal posted:I(18M) fell in love with an lesbian(18F) gently caress, I'm so glad I figured out I was ace pretty quick in high school. Sure, it led to me doing Google searches for sex stuff because I had no idea what the hell any of my classmates were talking about, but at least I in no way had to deal with any of that.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 01:03 |
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Cythereal posted:I(18M) fell in love with an lesbian(18F) The T-Pain song about this is pretty catchy
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 01:03 |
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Cythereal posted:I(18M) fell in love with an lesbian(18F) r/relationships: I was a platonic guy
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 01:36 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:I imagine it would be like when I was a little kid and somehow learned the word "poo poo". I marched around the house saying "poo poo. poo poo. poo poo. poo poo." as cadence. My dad yelled at me and told me not to say poo poo any more but if I wanted to, I could say 'crap.' It's this, plus there's nothing a parrot likes more than drama, so making a big deal about it and yelling at them is most likely to get them to do it again, because they want to see you react. Greys are plenty smart enough to figure out what words get a fun reaction out of people.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 01:48 |
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Cythereal posted:I(18M) fell in love with an lesbian(18F) He found love in a hopeless place
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 01:58 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:I imagine it would be like when I was a little kid and somehow learned the word "poo poo". I marched around the house saying "poo poo. poo poo. poo poo. poo poo." as cadence. My dad yelled at me and told me not to say poo poo any more but if I wanted to, I could say 'crap.' Toddlers are like that. Stubbed my toe around my kid once (and already cursed quite a bit just in general), and the next few days were spent dealing with a toddler just going around saying "gently caress gently caress gently caress" over and over.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 01:59 |
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Serephina posted:*deep breath* I'm not saying that I eat my steaks well done *because* of guys like this, but it is a significant factor (they are also delicious)
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 02:30 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Putting the people who are loving on the top floor will NOT make their loving less noticeable, it will just broadcast it to the rest of the house through floor and wall noises. If you're not loud enough to tramatize everyone in the house and even the neighbors sometimes you're doing it wrong.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 02:37 |
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drat your parrot must be harrowing to listen to
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:07 |
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Cythereal posted:I(18M) fell in love with an lesbian(18F) Oh man girls LOVE it when a guy they think is their friend drops them the instant he's turned down!! It RULES when a dude considers his time being friends with you a waste!!! I know rejection sucks and it takes time to learn how to take it especially if you're still a teenager with a brain that's still working out how to process poo poo right and make decisions, so hopefully this guy will calm down after, idk, a few days and a nap or something. lovely, but as long as he doesn't say this poo poo to her or ditch her overnight then like, whatever, welcome to dating lol
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:09 |
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Those who refuse to learn from Weezer are doomed to repeat history.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:27 |
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bell jar posted:I'm not saying that I eat my steaks well done *because* of guys like this, but it is a significant factor (they are also delicious) you monster
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:31 |
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AITA For unpacking my GF’s towelquote:AITA For unpacking my girlfriend’s towel. Step off my microfiber, rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:40 |
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It’s a fuckin towel man.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:45 |
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MarcusSA posted:It’s a fuckin towel man. What he'll say to her, not understanding why it specifically cements him as the rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:49 |
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"I didn’t want my family to think she was weird or make fun of her." is a very normal healthy way for a 31 year old to think.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:49 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For unpacking my GF’s towel quote:I wish that she told me that she was upset about the towel instead of what she’s doing now. I’ve tried many times to apologize, but she keeps giving me the silent treatment. quote:There’s only two bathrooms at my parents’ place. One is my parents’, and the other is the one meant for guests. Anyone who uses that bathroom would see my girlfriend’s towel hanging up (it looks nothing like the towels my mom buys). lol buddy you did her a huge favor, she can now jettison your rear end and avoid your trash family without ever having to deal with their "jokes"
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:57 |
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imagine having to explain away the fact that your girlfriend dries her hair with a towel! loving GROSS.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:57 |
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ITS A FUCKIN TOWEL!!! This is the weirdest thing to get hung up on ever.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:58 |
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It's totally okay for that one guy to have his special poop towel, but heaven forbid a lady have a special hair towel. That's just too weird.
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 03:58 |
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I would sooner eat fetid poo poo than touch the hair on my girlfriend's head! YUCKY!
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# ? Nov 30, 2021 04:00 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Step off my microfiber, rear end in a top hat. Microfiber hair towels are a gift from the gods. I curse myself every time I forget to pack one and am forced to gently caress up my hair with inferior terrycloth
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