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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
That cheez-it was pretty cool.

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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Big Beef City posted:

Given our ages at the time he was embarrassed to bring it up usually, but dude obviously made serious bank in retrospect.

The people who do this work in sweden are usually veterinarians and also make bank. Bull cum is a valuable commodity and must be treated with respect and professionalism

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
ohhh nooo i hate talking about BULL SEMEN :nsallears:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Round Oak Rag Apple Elevation and Pawnee Farm Arlinda Chief are the cow versions of gengis khan.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Cum is stored in the bulls.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
time for a little light reading

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Meme Poker Party posted:

Cum is stored in the bulls.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/euronewsgreen/status/1465731049758117893

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Norway apparently exports a fair bit of Bull semen, since the Norwegian Red is a popular breed to mix into populations of other dairy cattle.

And uh it's apparently the breed the cows in Minecraft are based on. I thought Notch was Swedish?

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

cant wait for the DIY version of "fish cum plastic"

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Computer viking posted:

Norway apparently exports a fair bit of Bull semen, since the Norwegian Red is a popular breed to mix into populations of other dairy cattle.

And uh it's apparently the breed the cows in Minecraft are based on. I thought Notch was Swedish?

obviously Notch is a loving idiot for not basing the cows in minecraft on Swedish Red and White. But we already knew he was.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Switch Cum OLED

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My sweaty gamer hands turning my Switch into a puddle of cum.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Puddle of Cum

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hey guys working from home so could maybe inform anyone interested of *the waistband trick*

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Derpies posted:

Hey guys working from home so could maybe inform anyone interested of *the waistband trick*

Does this trick still work if I use suspenders

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Does this trick still work if I use suspenders

one of my cousins died two times trying that be careful

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

Hey guys working from home so could maybe inform anyone interested of *the waistband trick*

What about Carl

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

bagmonkey posted:

What about Carl

Carl is just a puppy, and probably there are legal liability issues that would come into play if he were to try the waistband trick.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Revins posted:

one of my cousins died two times trying that be careful

pretty sure I can just respawn a third time but thanks for lookin out

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Does this trick still work if I use suspenders

absolutely not

bagmonkey posted:

What about Carl

they seem alright

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Derpies posted:

Hey guys working from home so could maybe inform anyone interested of *the waistband trick*



I'm not sure I can trust someone who "works" from "home"

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Also I continue to be impressed by the bull semen knowledge exhibited in this thread.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

bagmonkey posted:

WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK


Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

bagmonkey posted:

WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK



so ur ready for the waistband trick finally? anyone else?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I already know about it but a little refresher couldn’t hurt.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

so ur ready for the waistband trick finally? anyone else?


bagmonkey posted:

WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK


fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bagmonkey posted:

WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK


Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
ok so youre ready for step one everyone of the waistband trick

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I ... may have told another thread that "it's racist against germans to use the word jerry (as in jerry rig and jerry can)" is a profoundly stupid take that would get you laughed at in Germany. I was nicer about it but I still wonder if someone will get deeply offended for being called out on their weird white knighting.

Oh well, in the worst case I'll see you next year.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

bagmonkey posted:

WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK
WAISTBAND TRICK


Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
ok so the waistband trick then...

does everyone understand pants?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Derpies posted:

ok so the waistband trick then...

does everyone understand pants?

*looks around nervously*

Haha, yeah of course. Who doesn’t understand pants? Wow, definitely NOT this guy.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Derpies posted:

ok so the waistband trick then...

does everyone understand pants?

gently caress, no one said anything about pants

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

ok so the waistband trick then...

does everyone understand pants?

Pants? Got 'em.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Computer viking posted:

I ... may have told another thread that "it's racist against germans to use the word jerry (as in jerry rig and jerry can)" is a profoundly stupid take that would get you laughed at in Germany. I was nicer about it but I still wonder if someone will get deeply offended for being called out on their weird white knighting.

Oh well, in the worst case I'll see you next year.

What subforum did you make this post in? Consequences could range from ‘lol nice’ replies to a ban…

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Ok so pants are what you wear over your underpants and your tugger right everyone gets that its really important to understand for the waistband trick

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Derpies posted:

Ok so pants are what you wear over your underpants and your tugger right everyone gets that its really important to understand for the waistband trick

I mean, you need a waistband after all right?

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