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I keep the gun safe unlocked and have my two year old on the honor system
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Plinkey posted:they aren't allowed on the kitchen counter and don't get near it anymore because they hate water That's a relief. Whenever I'm boiling water I run nightmare scenarios in my head where I end up spilling it on my cats or them jumping up and knocking it over.
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fried pickles and buttermilk ranch with old bay seasoning 
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dont be a coward dont be a fool
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1466160205536792576?t=DKjh6EfLEV_4yQ10gGH7aA&s=19 Our boy done us proud. 
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OAN Chyron : THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLEYS
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I knew how to open my dad's gun safe my entire life and never took a gun out to play with let alone shoot up a school. Although I did waste a lot of loose gunpowder setting it on fire in the driveway.
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lol i remember my step dad (lol) showing me his rifle and telling me if i got it out to show my friends to be careful edit: he may have not wanted a step son
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neutral milf hotel posted:I think melania's design better matches the bleak outlook of american culture I miss them, I do I remember the bloodsport Christmas tree edit and now it is lost in time, like piss, in the rain.. . . . . . .. . ....
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I put my hands upon your trip when i trunp you trep we trnp
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neutral milf hotel posted:I think melania's design better matches the bleak outlook of american culture The $600 Biden owes me bought some awfully nice decorations.
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"Plinkey embraces me in friendship, i look down, his fingers are Fried Tenders, golden, i can hear the sizzle, delicious, i can't look away, he notices me staring at his hands*
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Dec 2, 2021 00:05
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Yeah, I said it what are you gonna do about it
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Just remembered that news story where a gun store owner brought in a Glock-looking bb gun and placed it in with the real guns as a joke and 'accidentally' shot one of his employees with a real gun lol. Do gun shops normally keep all the guns for sale loaded? Lmao
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Buddykins posted:I put my hands upon your trip
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol i remember my step dad (lol) showing me his rifle and telling me if i got it out to show my friends to be careful My stepdad got out a few of his unregistered handguns and started cleaning them when I last visited. I think he was hoping for a gun-cleaning accident.
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neutral milf hotel posted:I think melania's design better matches the bleak outlook of american culture yeah melania's stuff is hosed up and weird but at least it's coherent in its creepiness jill's poo poo looks like she wanted something traditional but not old-fashioned but she's not quite sure what decade it is right now
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CaptainBeefart posted:Just remembered that news story where a gun store owner brought in a Glock-looking bb gun and placed it in with the real guns as a joke and 'accidentally' shot one of his employees with a real gun lol. No
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Boebert with assault rifles strewn about a bookshelf
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol i remember my step dad (lol) showing me his rifle and telling me if i got it out to show my friends to be careful one of my earliest memories is my dad teaching me to shoot a .30-06, intentionally not telling me how to shoulder it properly so I could experience scope bite later in life I would go to friends farms and we would plink cans with .22 rifles good times
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nothing like going to the local neighborhood trash spot to shoot busted tvs and tractors
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CaptainBeefart posted:Just remembered that news story where a gun store owner brought in a Glock-looking bb gun and placed it in with the real guns as a joke and 'accidentally' shot one of his employees with a real gun lol. yeah this was a "i was cleaning my gun and it accidentally discharged into my wife's face" story even the best case outcome of the alleged "prank" was that the employee was gonna get shot in the face with a bb
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I have a scar on my upper lip from when my dad took me shooting as a kid in the woods. He didn't have time to stop me from holding the gun directly against my face and firing it.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:one of my earliest memories is my dad teaching me to shoot a .30-06, intentionally not telling me how to shoulder it properly so I could experience scope bite Kids can have a little blindness, as a prank. Here kid put your eye right up on the scope.
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 a pattern of trump thread gun dads seems to be emerging
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CaptainBeefart posted:I have a scar on my upper lip from when my dad took me shooting as a kid in the woods. He didn't have time to stop me from holding the gun directly against my face and firing it. at least you learned your lesson
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A Bakers Cousin posted:nothing like going to the local neighborhood trash spot to shoot busted tvs and tractors I was so lame, I was satisfied with a bike, a dog, a wrist rocket and a fishing rod. My dad had a gun but I wasn't even interested in it.
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VideoKid posted:I thought to become a member of the House of Lords you have to be born into the nobility Hereditaries were limited to 92 in 1999 with the remaining 700 coming from political appointments
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VideoKid posted:I thought to become a member of the House of Lords you have to be born into the nobility what about the House of Lards
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oh no she is back passing judgement again
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Plinkey posted:what about the House of Lards we already are posting on Somethingawful?
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petit choux posted:I was so lame, I was satisfied with a bike, a dog, a wrist rocket and a fishing rod. My dad had a gun but I wasn't even interested in it. oh man we didn't get to have bb guns growing up because my older brothers were shits and shot out a car window but I did get to have a wrist rocket and those things were rad you could really make a day of shooting marbles at trees or finding just the right stones
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Bilirubin posted:oh no she is back passing judgement again She is looking at my butt, which I have never talked about.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:oh man i had this badass pellet rifle with a li'l scope and like a cool-looking plastic stock, that thing ruled and was accurate as hell my dad still has it and uses it to shoot near flocks of birds to get them away from the corn
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petit choux posted:Yeah, I said it what are you gonna do about it 
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