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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't give a poo poo if Meredith Viera says my name. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://oxfordhigh.oxfordschools.org/parents___students/building_communications/november_12__concerns_and_rumors

link to the letter directly on their web site still

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

who are you? the fuckin fact check police?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Alec Eiffel posted:

also don't doxx me. I'm a private person

wb

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007


welp

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Alec Eiffel posted:

also don't doxx me. I'm a private person

Repeat to yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkN4duV4ia0

[CC: Shut the gently caress up]

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
it's criminal that that school wasn't giving the good kids as many firearms upon which they could lay their hands

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

i might be drunk a lot, but i can remember most things

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the milk machine posted:

it's criminal that that school wasn't giving the good kids as many firearms upon which they could lay their hands

why didn't the school buy one of those wall cannons for creating exits

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

HEY rear end in a top hat MY SON NEEDS TO HUNT SOME MOTHERFUCKING DEER AT THE MOTHERFUCKING HIGH SCHOOL, WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Lastgirl posted:

why didn't the school buy one of those wall cannons for creating exits

*defense at trial-ishly* if u think about it, this poor sweet li'l good boy is the real victim. the villain? the mean ol' principal and school system that made this happen

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

the milk machine posted:

*defense at trial-ishly* if u think about it, this poor sweet li'l good boy is the real victim. the villain? the mean ol' principal and school system that made this happen

well

gotta try something

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



CaptainBeefart posted:

I have a scar on my upper lip from when my dad took me shooting as a kid in the woods. He didn't have time to stop me from holding the gun directly against my face and firing it.

i have tinnitus, because of all the times that I can recall going shooting as a kid - I can't for the life of me remember any ear protection.

I'm buzzy now

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the milk machine posted:

*defense at trial-ishly* if u think about it, this poor sweet li'l good boy is the real victim. the villain? the mean ol' principal and school system that made this happen

https://twitter.com/Arbitrarymagi/status/1466196504939483141

look at these prayer hands lmfao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/1466192743554695170

vote!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


incredible

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

young sheldon how could u

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

HEY rear end in a top hat MY SON NEEDS TO HUNT SOME MOTHERFUCKING DEER AT THE MOTHERFUCKING HIGH SCHOOL, WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?

Lol, you don't hunt deer with a Sig Sauer 9mm. Not even in Michigan.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Schmoe Cwead posted:

young sheldon how could u

bazinga

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

the milk machine posted:

*blink 182-ishly*
Late night, come home
Work sucks, Trumo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the milk machine posted:

*blink 182-ishly*
Late night, come home
Work sucks, Trumo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

DryGoods posted:

Bless You this Holiday Season

hell yeah

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

lmao 4 ever

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


radical meme posted:

Lol, you don't hunt deer with a Sig Sauer 9mm. Not even in Michigan.

Tbf all the deer in MI have Covid, how hard would it be to take one down with a sigfried 9mm?

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007


did i do that

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


radical meme posted:

Lol, you don't hunt deer with a Sig Sauer 9mm. Not even in Michigan.

yeah u do it with a different brand of 9mm sig sauer is for antifas

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
sorry we only like school shooters that use American guns.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

what is the school supposed to say about potential school shooters?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!
:kstare:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1466205601504149512

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Elephanthead posted:

sorry we only like school shooters that use American guns.

Sigs are made in America

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Elephanthead posted:

sorry we only like school shooters that use American guns.

hi-point or go back 2 china, comrade

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Alec Eiffel posted:

I don't own a gun and, despite PFC's endless proselytizing, I will never own one

I'll look for you in whatever camp ur sent to Alec, goonspeed

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i mostly buy rugers

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

HERE YOU GO SON PUT SOME LEAD BETWEEN THE EYES OF THAT BULLY AND ANYONE THAT IS STANDING NEAR HIM THAT IS THE ONLY THING THESE ANIMALS UNDERSTAND!

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i propose we install an emergency activated, high efficiency, high volume vaping apparatus in each and every classroom in america. upon any sign of trouble, the device heats up to 190 degrees celcius in under 2 seconds, heating up the 5 pounds of extremely dank nugs in the chamber while also activating the built-in blower. this blankets the room or hallway in thick, luxurious, weed vapor. it may or may not pacify any violent offenders, but everyone involved will be a lot more chill about the whole thing.

the BEEFMATIC 5000

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Filthy Hans posted:

Sigs are made in America

You sure? The sigs I see around here are full of anime.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


NUT CHECK

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



no scalises allowed!

:smugdon:

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

the milk machine posted:

*blink 182-ishly*
Late night, come home
Work sucks, Trumo

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