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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
saprobes all already do this job

just kill em

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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
SA probes solve all problems, huh?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Has anyone in this thread had food from Fox's Pizza Den?

So there's a giant pizza chain that has over 200 stores but they're only in sad Appalachian mountain towns. They have picked thier audience, and their audience sucks. I have eaten their pizza and it's horrible. Sub Domino's. But these towns have a gas station, a Fox's, and nothing else. Just a rotting downtown. You don't really understand the people if you haven't had Fox's.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It's just not something anyone on the internet talks about but actual thousands of humans have very certain parts of their lives defined by their local Fox's and I want them to be recognized.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Look, there are certain places you grow up and live where everything is just getting a little bit more terrible every day. But the one bright spot in your week is the pizza place in town that hasn't closed yet.

And substance abuse.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

post symbolic representations of our precarious and soon to be defunct global economic system!!



https://twitter.com/laurenthomas/status/1466045169111871502

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Has anyone in this thread had food from Fox's Pizza Den?

So there's a giant pizza chain that has over 200 stores but they're only in sad Appalachian mountain towns. They have picked thier audience, and their audience sucks. I have eaten their pizza and it's horrible. Sub Domino's. But these towns have a gas station, a Fox's, and nothing else. Just a rotting downtown. You don't really understand the people if you haven't had Fox's.

i dunno if i wanna eat at a Den

maybe a Shack, or a Hut or even a Castle

but a Den...seems kinda of sketchy

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
I would never permit a fox into my dwelling, even if it was a hut. Foxes live in dens.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
trying to think of a new dwelling type for a restaurant business

Taco Lodge
Pizza Residence
Hoagie Abode

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

I'll give it one year tops

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

trying to think of a new dwelling type for a restaurant business

Taco Lodge
Pizza Residence
Hoagie Abode

Fava Favela

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Seafood Motel

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
kebab krepost

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Fish and Chips Condominium

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Burger Bungalow

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Potato Potatohole

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Grease Hovel

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Investing in mall retail, but now also with the pandemic, to a population with a declining birth rate and with parents who both have to work and pay 1500 a month for daycare. Oh and your business model is selling poo poo from China or otherwise, not here.

Ok sure buddy. You know what? Do they have a stock or a SPAC or whatever? I want in, nothing matters anyway.

thalweg
Aug 26, 2019

Upload my lunch to the cyberzone

e: missed like 2.5 pages of new posts and now this makes no sense. Leaving it anyway

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender
Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube Shack

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
whp global, the peeps who bought this, are specialists in buying stores that are complete fuckups at selling poo poo online, throwing away their failed systems, shoving some shopify or some generic poo poo on it and watching it beat the previous systems brutally

its gonna turn into a cheap chinese stuff 90% online store with better qc than amazon, a low bar

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Hogie Agoge

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
they might literally have like 20 stores and then the rest of it is online crap

theres a big opportunity to do better than the flea market amazon effectively is nowadays

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Pizza Penthouse

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
People want a store that has a lot of amazon convenience without having to worry that you went to the wrong one of 30 different xbox controllers pages and they're running some sort of obscure scam on you, but best buy already does that, maybe you need something for barbies or whatever.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

30.5 Days posted:

People want a store that has a lot of amazon convenience without having to worry that you went to the wrong one of 30 different xbox controllers pages and they're running some sort of obscure scam on you, but best buy already does that, maybe you need something for barbies or whatever.

I stopped buying most expensive/ tech off Amazon because a worrying percentage of reviews are “This item is obviously some cheap knockoff”. I don’t know if it’s people buying real items and returning fake ones or if it’s just fake sellers, bit something has changed in the last three years and it just isn’t worth it.

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

It's because of "Fulfilled by Amazon" third party sellers. If a seller participates in that program, they send all of their product to Amazon and Amazon stocks it in their warehouses with their own product. At that point, Amazons PS5s (or whatever) aren't distinguished from TotallyLegalSonyProducts69's PS5s anymore.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Visiting the Masala Mansion

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006


This mall is mostly empty space and a huge chunk of what does exist is tacky places to sit and indoor theme parks. Wonder how much money the owners will burn to keep it open before it collapses.

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap
C'mon down to the Chicken-Cheese Coliseum!

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Burger Barracks.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

trying to think of a new dwelling type for a restaurant business

Taco Lodge
Pizza Residence
Hoagie Abode

I've ordered pizza in a barn before. wasn't bad

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
gently caress Santas

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Palladium posted:

gently caress Santas

Buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress the Santas.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In order to gently caress a Santa, first you must think like Santa

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Palladium posted:

gently caress Santas

Yes. Santa is capitalisms first chance to tell kids that the rich deserve to be rich because they are Good, and the poor deserve to be poor because they are Bad.

gently caress santa

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

McCracAttack posted:

Look, there are certain places you grow up and live where everything is just getting a little bit more terrible every day. But the one bright spot in your week is the pizza place in town that hasn't closed yet.

And substance abuse.



Let them eat (not very good) pizza

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

skooma512 posted:

Investing in mall retail, but now also with the pandemic, to a population with a declining birth rate and with parents who both have to work and pay 1500 a month for daycare. Oh and your business model is selling poo poo from China or otherwise, not here.

Ok sure buddy. You know what? Do they have a stock or a SPAC or whatever? I want in, nothing matters anyway.

Meadowlands American Dream is an indoor amusement park with some retail glued onto the side, and the one time I went there it was like 90% rich families with small kids wandering in circles and killing time while they waited for their water park reservation, so I don't think it's a terrible choice, at least not compared to any other mall they could've opened a store in

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003





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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Oh yeah and of course this

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