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Genesplicer is so old he’s likely to die soon
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Dec 2, 2021 16:44
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Aardvark! posted:Genesplicer so old he thinks "classic rock" refers to the precambrian period 
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Dec 2, 2021 16:48
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Genesplicer is so old when people talk about the dark ages he says "I remember highschool fondly"
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Dec 2, 2021 16:53
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When Genesplicer waxes nostalgic about his favorite rock band breaking up, he's referring to Pangaea splitting into Laurasia and Gwandona. Edit: Aardvark! posted:Genesplicer so old he thinks "classic rock" refers to the precambrian period
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Dec 2, 2021 17:02
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Genesplicer so old he’s gonna be even older when he reads this thread in March of 2022 and probes us all in July. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 2, 2021 17:07
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Dude's old... as hell
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Dec 2, 2021 17:21
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Genesplicer is so old that he overthrew the Elder Gods and reigned supreme, only to fall at the hands of mortal men his penance was to moderate an internet forum for eternity
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Dec 2, 2021 17:26
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Genesplicer is so old he reminisces fondly over the golden years of the forums, when he was the only moderator and user and there were no troublesome posters around creating posts they needed to be probed for
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Dec 2, 2021 17:40
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Genesplicer so old he was the original inspiration for Krusty the Clown: an 11th century court jester named Uranius Fectius That's why he hates the Krust
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Dec 2, 2021 18:01
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hes so fuckin old!!!!
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Dec 2, 2021 18:27
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Genesplicer so old he probed the actual Charles the Hammer
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Dec 2, 2021 18:29
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Genesplicer so old he can’t even afford to pay attention.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:36
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it's pissing me off how old genesplicer is.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:38
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:it's pissing me off how old genesplicer is. its infuriating
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Dec 2, 2021 18:39
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The Flintstones is actually a documentary about Genesplicer's early years
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Dec 2, 2021 18:39
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Genesplicer so old in history class he wrote down what he was doing
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Dec 2, 2021 18:42
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He so old that when Yakub created the white man to bedevil the true peoples of the earth Gene gave him a sixer for shitposting
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Dec 2, 2021 18:42
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Genesplicer so old he doesn't probe for punctuation because he considers the comma "newfangled"
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Dec 2, 2021 18:44
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Dr.Smasher posted:The Flintstones is actually a documentary about Genesplicer's early years Fred tried to buy his first footmobile off Gene but Gene was like "no tire kickers, no lowballers, I know what I got"
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Dec 2, 2021 18:46
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Genesplicer so old he uses the Cosmic Microwave Background to heat up his Bagel Bites.
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Dec 2, 2021 18:46
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Genesplicer so old that when God created the Garden of Eden Gene complained to the HOA about the new guy with all the exotic animals and the two kids, this is a 55+ community not a consarned zoo
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Dec 2, 2021 18:49
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Genesplicer so old he uses the Cosmic Microwave Background to heat up his Bagel Bites. lol
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Dec 2, 2021 18:49
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Gene knows what silphium tastes like
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Dec 2, 2021 18:50
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Genesplicer so old he went to an antique store and someone tried to buy his rear end
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Dec 2, 2021 18:51
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Genesplicer so old he speaks fluent Linear A, but he won't help decipher the writings because they contain terrible secrets
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Dec 2, 2021 18:54
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Genesplicer so old he was handling reports of Melkor attempting an overthrow of the forums then known as Arda, eventually chain-probing him with the power of Angainor. Maiar knew 
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Dec 2, 2021 19:00
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gene is so old even our parents who are older than us,sometimes considerably, also consider him very old
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Dec 2, 2021 19:02
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Genesplicer is so old his Social Security number is 1.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:05
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Genesplicer so old the forums sprang from his forehead.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:06
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gene is so old when he ejaculates his dick coughs up dust
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Dec 2, 2021 19:06
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Genesplicer calls Montgomery Burns "young man"
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Dec 2, 2021 19:09
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genesplicer is the oldest trick in the book.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:11
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Genesplicer so old he was seen in the Boer Wars
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Dec 2, 2021 19:11
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when someone tried to teach genesplicer a new trick they were ubnable to on axcount of his advanced age
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Dec 2, 2021 19:12
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Genesplicer so old he really thought they were saying "Boo-urns"
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Dec 2, 2021 19:14
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Genesplicer is so old that every time he reads this thread it’ll be the first time.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:16
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Genesplicer is so old he gave the Rosetta Stone a sixer with the reason being “We speak English here”
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Dec 2, 2021 19:17
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Genesplicer so old he got the senior citizen discount on dinner at the Donner Party.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:17
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Genesplicer is so old his 9200 Baud modem hasn't finished downloading the thread so he can read it.
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Dec 2, 2021 19:50
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Genesplicer is so old he probed the cavemen who drew in that cave in France because the image wasn’t cursed enough
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Dec 2, 2021 19:54
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