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Male Tears posted:When the fandom billboard way of naming your kids isn't enough, you also gotta spell it funny. Poor kid gets yelled at every day by the teacher for playing with his chair and not sitting properly, but he doesn't understand why he has this compulsion.
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It's a married name so I'm not sure it counts, but Holly Collie.
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Marcade posted:It's a married name so I'm not sure it counts, but Holly Collie. Holly Collie sounds like what people would say to avoid blasphemy if Helen Keller was canonized
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Craphonso Thorpe
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Mattie Light
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That had me laughing out loud. Why, Mr and Mrs. Pool, did you call your son "Bumper?" Like, "Thumper" I could see if only for the Bambi reference. Did you name all your kids after car parts? Is your other son named Tire?
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marshmallow creep posted:That had me laughing out loud. This is bumper pool:  Guy is named after a billiard game
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Awful way to find out how you were conceived.
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Kihyly, pronounced Kylie.
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Lady Disdain posted:Kihyly, pronounced Kylie. That sounds very breathy, somehow.
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tribbledirigible posted:That is some high level nominative determinism. There was a guy commentating on the hockey last night with the last name of Warman. As far as I know he's never been military. Also I'm about to go in to former-,work to train a Hethyr. Astrofig has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Nov 27, 2021 |
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I just came across the surname Toplass, which is spectacular in every way imaginable.
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Lady Disdain posted:I just came across the surname Toplass, which is spectacular in every way imaginable. Finally, I've got the ending for my all gender inverted Raiders of the Lost Ark film pitch
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Name Dump! Candy Roll Chastity Dickinson Coven Hardcastle Penny Nichols Randy Bone Crystal Light Christina Christian Carver Button Violet Rose Evergreen Malcolm McColm
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What is with all the Flower Rose names ? Violet Rose, Lily Rose, Poppy Rose, etc., etc. Is one flower not enough for these people ?
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Lady Disdain posted:What is with all the Flower Rose names ? Violet Rose, Lily Rose, Poppy Rose, etc., etc. Is one flower not enough for these people ? Still smells the same 
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Chase Colt Yes, this person was apparently from Oklahoma.
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I found some interesting ones from our list of drivers.b Kwizera Aveion Tywansly Mural Chatney And my personal favorite: Sterlistick
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:... I simply must know what kind of person this masterpiece is attached to
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Astrofig posted:I found some interesting ones from our list of drivers.b Ah'll give sterlistick points for this'un. E: why the gently caress do you keep correcting points to point, Sarnsumg?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I simply must know what kind of person this masterpiece is attached to With many of these unique names you can literally Google them and get the person as a first or second hit.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Still smells the same Encore!
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A guy called Kingkon. I think he may've been Thai (yes, I am racial profiling).
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Inceltown posted:Biohacker Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow I suppose he goes by "Dr. Meow-Meow"?
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"Disco Gamma Meow-Meow" was Frank Zappa's followup to "Valley Girl" and you can't tell me any different.
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I actually like Valley Girl, it's a song that only could have been made in the early eighties. It should be a throwaway novelty song based around teenager speak, but somehow it sounds awesome with that dirty bassline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb21lsCQ3EM Moon Unit's brother is called Dweezil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiLG-pSgR2k
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I just saw that someone I went to school with's wife is named Kynadie Kennedy. She had a different name before and took on Kennedy when she got married.
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I bet he got chased around so many mulberry bushes
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My wife introduced me to the magic of the chilean (first) name registry and I am just in awe at some of these.   Containing my absolute favorite
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Those are all amazing. Time to empty out my name list. Full names: Opal Birdsong Justice Burns Lester Day (all my troubles seemed so far away) Crimson Couch Rose Fantasma Kandi Husbands (is this what you get when you marry your sugar daddy?) Last names: Ball-Parrott Ironteeth Wahquahboshkuk (this is a Potawatomi name) Barefoot First names: Brianthony (a girl) Lyly Erix Kaleese (notable for being born in 1962 so not a Game of Thrones ref) Chewalla And there's some guy on r/namenerds whose toddler wants to name their unborn younger brother "Hettio" and the dad is like, "I don't hate it? Am I crazy?"
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Son of Rodney posted:My wife introduced me to the magic of the chilean (first) name registry and I am just in awe at some of these. South American names are amazing. I ran into a girl/woman named Xioliberth on Myspace once upon a time.
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Aries Midget Mandy Bandy Marcade has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Jan 11, 2022 |
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Tried to deliver to a Lindelmar Laws the other day.
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The surname Saddening.
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Our neighbour has a relative staying who has spent all week shouting at her dogs, Johnson and Rider. Just found at that they're actually her children.
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