|
Genesplicer so old he advised Pontius Pilate to give Jesus a sixer but his intent was misunderstood
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 19:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 09:39 |
|
|
Genesplicer so old he just posted a J4G for Mirrorworld.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:00
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he actually links primordial man and ape
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:01
|
|
|
bad news, unless you're posting your sick burns in cuneiform he's not gonna be able to read em
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:31
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old his first dog was a trilobite.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:34
|
|
|
genesplicer is young... NOT!
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:37
|
|
|
genesplicer so old he remembers when hominids developed the capacity for bipedal locomotion
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:38
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old that when you mention the Big Bang, he asks "Which one"
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:56
|
|
|
Genesplicer is so old, when the big bang happened he said "this is a rerun"
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 20:57
|
|
|
genesplicer so old he regrets not taking out flood insurance for his house in doggerland
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 21:23
|
|
|
genesplicer so old he logs on using an abacus
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 21:27
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he knows the true identity of the Sea Peoples
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 21:30
|
|
|
Genesplicer is so old he's missing a single rib
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 21:33
|
|
|
Genesplicer is so old, like poo poo, fuckin old as hell
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:12
|
|
|
Gene so old that when he turn off monitor him slice pictures of he own face!
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:15
|
|
|
genesplicer so old, his university tuition cost him 45 cents
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:18
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he recommends “young millennials “ to bootstrap
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:37
|
|
|
genesplicer is so old thomas edison hooked up his houses lighting
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:46
|
|
|
Genesplicer is so old he considers white Nordic people “The Non Coloureds”
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:46
|
|
|
genesplicer is so old when people talk about their whip he thibks they mean leather cords
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:47
|
|
|
The 7th day “God” rested was actually a 24 hour prob Gene gave him for using the R word to describe his more half assed R worded creations, like Canadians.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:51
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he calls South Africa the Dutch Cape Colony.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:52
|
|
|
genesplicer is so old that mitochondria consider him the powerhouse of the cell
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:52
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old that he procreates by budding
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:53
|
|
|
genesplicer was the reason adam and lilith didnt work out
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:54
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he is merely ganglia
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:56
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he will take the shape of any container you pour him into
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:56
|
|
|
Genesplicer is so old he is happy the continents drifted apart because all the other elder people made fun of how his fat mom occupied all the protolandmasses at once, like a four corners of all the continents solely taken up by her corpulence
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:57
|
|
|
genesplicer is so old, his skin is quite wrinkly and he is greying
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 22:59
|
|
|
We don't know what happened after the Big Bang because nobody asked genesplicer
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:10
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he refer to the homo sapiens as "the good ones"
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:21
|
|
|
genesplicer so old, he remembers when the simpsons was good, which is why he probates krust.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:24
|
|
|
someone put their finger under genesplicer's nose and make sure he's still breathing
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:25
|
|
|
Genesplicer is so old that when his tainted emerald eyes gleamed skyward once again though the infiniteness of his inky domains below, both the sky and the sea had parted as if themselves beckoning him to renew the sinful mortal plane of man, for it was his sole job as a primal of the Ancients.
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:31
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he hears awful stories about Sonic on the internet and wonders how a drive in malt and shake joint can get everything so wrong
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:35
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he laid the cornerstone for the ziggurat at Ur
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:39
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old he seeded the earth https://youtu.be/ZHpJr7_5Mjg
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:40
|
|
|
I dont flirt with Gene because he's married and it could actually be believable. !!!!!
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:41
|
|
|
Genesplicer so old when he opens this thread paramedics should really be nearby
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 09:39 |
|
|
Genesplicer is a very old man
|
|
#
?
Dec 2, 2021 23:45
|
|