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Spinz posted:I dont flirt with Gene because he's married and it could actually be believable. Gene so old spinz flirting with him would give him a heart attack
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Gene so old his first probe request was via pony express. Was denied because you could still use the R word back then.
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Dec 3, 2021 00:01
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Genesplicer so old he probed Martin Luther for defacement of property.
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Dec 3, 2021 00:18
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Genesplicer is so old that he had his heart stolen by a flapper and he never shuts up about it.
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Genesplicer so old that when he witnessed Tennis for Two he asserted that it would make kids violent.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old he probed Martin Luther for defacement of property. lol
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Gene so old he took a steamer across the Atlantic to find mod work in the new world.
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Dec 3, 2021 01:09
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Ichabod Tane posted:Gene so old spinz flirting with him would give him
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Genesplicer is so old that in order to take a poo poo he has to lift his old saggy nutsack across his chest and over his shoulders because he balls sag like five and a half feet.
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Chief McHeath posted:Genesplicer is so old that in order to take a poo poo he has to lift his old saggy nutsack across his chest and over his shoulders because he balls sag like five and a half feet. lmao
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Genesplicer is so old his baby chair became petrified wood
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genesplicer is so old he can no longer achieve erection.
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Genesplicer is so old that he has his own taxonomic tree that doesn't extend past species. Genesplicer so old that when he shits he passes amber chunks large enough to clone dinosaurs. Genesplicer is so old that when Desmond Miles uses the Animus to inhabit his memory, Desmond must to recite the entire phrase of "Meglio essere felici in questa vita che aspirare a esserlo nella prossima. Requiescat in pace." before Genesplicer lets him give a sixer.
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Dec 3, 2021 04:28
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers back when all this was orange groves.
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Genesplicer so old he remembers those moments before they were lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Genesplicer so old that when he changes the channel on his smart TV with the smart remote, he kneels in front of the TV to do it, because he so used to the TV having a channel dial.
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Genesplicer so old, his inner child is a grandfather.
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Dec 3, 2021 05:31
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Genesplicer so old he scan he AM radio and get mad that the 50,000 watt AM station he listened to isn't a clear channel anymore and he have to do phone things to get radios.
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Dec 3, 2021 05:36
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Genesplicer so old, his last name is Osaurus.
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Gene so old that hes really fuckin old BOOM GOTTEM
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Genesplicer so old that he had come original long before 311 ever did.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old that he had come original long before 311 ever did. 
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Genesplicer so old that he's reached maximum entropy and no longer experiences time
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genesplicer so old he settles into his favourite chair to read a good book but inevitably just dozes off in the sunlight shining through a picture window and winds up sleeping for the entire afternoon and when his wife wakes him for dinner he laments the hectic pace of his life for just a moment before joining her at the dinner table
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gene so old that when i got probed for saying a rude phrase i messaged him saying that i would be more polite about it next time, and recieved no response oops i meant "gene so old that they dont even interact with other forums members in a mutually respectful way and just conduct spiteful driveby probes" my bad.
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Chinatown posted:gene so old that when i got probed for saying a rude phrase i messaged him saying that i would be more polite about it next time, and recieved no response Your probe reaction has be submitted to the queue and will be addressed in roughly 2048.
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Genesplicer so old he only wakes up every hundred years to feed on the blood of a sacrifice provided to him by an ancient sect of occultists who seek the favor of their Dead God to post with impunity before returning to his infernal slumber.
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Dec 3, 2021 07:17
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Genesplicer's so old he decided to act his age and he died.
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Genesplicer so old that when he reached the Grail's chamber and chose poorly the cup made him younger.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old that when he reached the Grail's chamber and chose poorly the cup made him younger. 
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Genesplicer so old he knew Shaka, before the walls fell.
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Dec 3, 2021 08:10
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lmfao but thats the ark i thibk
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Dec 3, 2021 08:23
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Sid Vicious posted:lmfao but thats the ark i thibk son of a bitch
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Genesplicer so old he like "Yog-Sothoth? that dude threw the best graduation party".
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Genesplicer so old he planted Yggdrasil
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Genesplicer so old, when he complains about millennials he means the ones from the previous millennium.
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Dec 3, 2021 13:42
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Genesplicer is so old he's olde
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Genesplicer so old he was there for the great vowel shift
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Genesplicer so old he won't say "bear"
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Genesplicer is so old... You can stick your hand up his rear end in a top hat and use his floppy dick hole lips as a puppet. Because his skin is loose is the point I'm trying to make
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