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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Beachcomber posted:

With a tire iron.

Kids these days with their Tinders and Snapchats and tire irons :corsair:

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

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Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Even though it's canned if you leave it too long it'll sprout

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Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

https://i.imgur.com/wezPLbZ.mp4

has sound and reasonably good impressions

# ? Dec 3, 2021 20:26

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wezPLbZ.mp4

has sound and reasonably good impressions

And the sequel:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539285683911786496/913196777233068082/tumblr_r2ppe8tl8w1qgz7mu_720.mp4

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Etherium always sounded to me like a hardmode ore from Terraria: craft a set of etherium armor so that you can take on Plantera. Knowing the sort of dorks who go for NFTs that was probably deliberate.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 20:31

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

flavor.flv posted:

And the sequel:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539285683911786496/913196777233068082/tumblr_r2ppe8tl8w1qgz7mu_720.mp4

These impressions are pretty good for whoever did them! Odo needs to be gruntier I think.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 20:56

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

His Morn needs work

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:18

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:27

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

Luv 2 read headlines about raped crying teenagers in the Funny Pictures thread, thanks mate

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:30

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

I get what the joke is, but man you're kidding yourself if you don't think someone could come up with a way to be a creepy groper without arms.

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1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Phanatic posted:

Well, his case has legs.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:30

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Phanatic posted:

Looks 'armless.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:31

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

flavor.flv posted:

And the sequel:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539285683911786496/913196777233068082/tumblr_r2ppe8tl8w1qgz7mu_720.mp4

the voices sound like the guy who makes sausage out of everything on youtube.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:41

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Cyrano4747 posted:

I get what the joke is, but man you're kidding yourself if you don't think someone could come up with a way to be a creepy groper without arms.

Anybody remember that woman denied service at a fast food restaurant because she was driving with her feet and was using them to pass money to the drive thru window and collect the food bags/drinks?

Found the story!

https://www.denverpost.com/2007/07/03/bias-claimed-in-suit/

quote:

Rockford, Ill. � A woman born with a condition that resulted in underdeveloped hands and arms is suing a McDonald�s restaurant owner, claiming employees refused to serve her when she wanted to use her foot to collect bags of food at a drive-through window.

Dawn Larson was born with Holt-Oram Syndrome and has small hands that extend not far from her shoulders. She has adapted by using her feet for many activities.

�I drank my baby-bottle with my feet. Nobody ever taught me how to do it, I just did it,� Larson said. �I can ride a regular 10-speed bike. I can swim. It has not been a problem in my life at all. It didn�t stop me from having four boys. I�ve never dropped one of them.�

In a lawsuit filed last week in Winnebago County Circuit Court, she alleges employees at two different McDonald�s restaurants in Rockford recoiled when she tried to retrieve her food using her foot.

In both incidents, employees eventually agreed to give Larson�s food to other people in her vehicle, including her son and a friend, the lawsuit alleges. Both times, cashiers at different windows took her credit card from her foot with no problem.

�I felt discriminated against, harassed, embarrassed,� Larson said. �All I wanted was the food I had paid for with my money card. I just wanted to feed my kids.�

Larry Taylor, director of operations for McDonald�s Restaurants of Illinois Inc., which owns the two restaurants, said in a statement e-mailed to the Chicago Sun-Times that the company had not seen the lawsuit but has a strict policy prohibiting any form of discrimination in its restaurants.

�We care very much about our customers and take this allegation seriously,� Taylor said. �We do our very best to serve our customers with the utmost care and respect.�

I seem to remember there being a thread about this way back when it happened and some goon posting something like

*is the defendants' lawyer*

"Your honor, the establishment has signs clearly marked all around the premises that say 'no shirt, no shoes, no service'."

# ? Dec 3, 2021 21:44

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Data Graham posted:

His Morn needs work

So few lines for someone normally so involved in the episodes.

# ? Dec 3, 2021 22:10

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Beachcomber posted:

My FiL was an economics professor and he was a narcissist. I didn't go to his funeral, but apparently Milton Friedman did (his mentor).

Huge missed opportunity.

Edit: turns out this didn't happen and I was conflating two separate things.

i was having sex with him at the time

# ? Dec 3, 2021 22:20

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

ChubbyChecker posted:

i was having sex with him at the time

That is not appropriate funeral behavior

# ? Dec 3, 2021 22:50

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Goon Boots posted:

These impressions are pretty good for whoever did them! Odo needs to be gruntier I think.

I do appreciate that they gave Odo an honest-to-God harumph, though.

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

That van is rolling probable cause.

Phanatic has a new favorite as of 01:59 on Dec 4, 2021

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Better than Dr. Wagon Wiggles Weiner, I guess.

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Cartoon Man posted:

Don't you love ngrmadly
Don't you need ngrbadly

# ? Dec 4, 2021 03:51

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Cartoon Man posted:

That was an interesting thing to google about. It led me to https://startwandowsngrmadly.com/

# ? Dec 4, 2021 03:59

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Cartoon Man posted:

That computer was owned by a goon, too.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:16

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

That computer was owned by a goon, too.

That�s not my picture, but I had the same problem and posted it to this site too. It was the graphics card dying.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:20

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Zil posted:

That was an interesting thing to google about. It led me to https://startwandowsngrmadly.com/

I just thought it was Welsh

# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:32

Depends: May 6, 2006; no.

I had one of those too at work years ago.

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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Depends posted:

I had one of those too at work years ago.

A wittle fucky wucky

# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:52

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Depends posted:

I had one of those too at work years ago.

Too bad something like this is beyond the scope of being screenshottable because it would be an amazingly fun screensaver to set for someone else's computer.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:54

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Once I had a startup screen that looked like Windows melted.

Like it had the Windows 2000 graphical "starting Windows" screen up, and then suddenly every element just sort of ... drooped. Edges and corners and text just all went cockeyed and fell down a couple of rows, like an earthquake hit it and a few bits of eaves and structural support kind of halfway collapsed.

I took a photo of it at the time but it's long lost to history

# ? Dec 4, 2021 04:59

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Data Graham posted:

Once I had a startup screen that looked like Windows melted.

Like it had the Windows 2000 graphical "starting Windows" screen up, and then suddenly every element just sort of ... drooped. Edges and corners and text just all went cockeyed and fell down a couple of rows, like an earthquake hit it and a few bits of eaves and structural support kind of halfway collapsed.

I took a photo of it at the time but it's long lost to history

The fact that I instantly have 2 plausible theories about what caused that is a sure sign I've wasted my life

# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:02

Nazattack: Oct 21, 2008

ikanreed posted:

The fact that I instantly have 2 plausible theories about what caused that is a sure sign I've wasted my life

Just means you work in IT.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 07:07

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Megillah Gorilla posted:

That computer was owned by a goon, too.

it wasn't an incredibly uncommon error at the time. I got that exact one once, as well as a couple of other funky swaps. It's possible my computer was just poo poo.

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