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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
yeah it's a joke, someone posted it as the "Gen Z" version of Philosopher's Stone

edit: another terrible snipe

Here's a few I had in my queue







Memento has a new favorite as of 08:37 on Dec 4, 2021

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
If it was a real product I'd have gone with the cursed pictures thread

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Azhais posted:

Just watch every romcom in reverse chapter order



Better than the original, honestly.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

Barber: "what can I do for you today?"

Elongated Muskrat: "gimme the Middle Aged Puffy Face Fash cut"

Barber: "certainly, that will be seventeen thousand dollars"

also, Guy Freire is an exceptional username.

Gave him the middle ages cut instead

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Azhais posted:

Just watch every romcom in reverse chapter order





gently caress.

I was about to say this was obviously written by a dinosaur because "all fax no printer" seemed really old for a gen z colloquialism.

It is apparently actual TikTok slang.

I am the dinosaur

:negative:



ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Azhais posted:

Just watch every romcom in reverse chapter order



reads like a dd post

only missing kramering

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Azhais posted:

Just watch every romcom in reverse chapter order


Oh, a performative dunk on "kids these days". Cool, great. Misses the point that the person to go after is the shitbag who wrote the original text.

Edit: wait. I actually can't tell whether this is an attempt to dunk on or an attempt to cash in on. It's dumb as hell either way, I guess

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 10:51 on Dec 4, 2021

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Memento posted:

yeah it's a joke, someone posted it as the "Gen Z" version of Philosopher's Stone

edit: another terrible snipe

Here's a few I had in my queue









Dahl pedants rushing to “well actually” the chronology here

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Only the t-shirt art

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Memento posted:

yeah it's a joke, someone posted it as the "Gen Z" version of Philosopher's Stone

edit: another terrible snipe

Here's a few I had in my queue




He also wrote about a boy becoming a very small mouse, a girl becoming a giant blueberry, a space station infested by aliens, a girl with telekinesis, a boy who likes hunting pheasants with his dad, a professional burglar fox, a woman who feeds her husbands murder weapon to the detectives, and the time his African manservant beheaded a Nazi in Tanzania.

Unrelated

Dav
Nov 6, 2009

bike tory posted:

for once I want a Christmas movie about a girl who breaks up with her hunky small town cake store boy friend, moves to the big city and becomes a successful and happy big shot lawyer

Maybe Legally Blonde 3 will turn out to be a Christmas movie.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

space uncle posted:

He also wrote about a boy becoming a very small mouse, a girl becoming a giant blueberry, a space station infested by aliens, a girl with telekinesis, a boy who likes hunting pheasants with his dad, a professional burglar fox, a woman who feeds her husbands murder weapon to the detectives, and the time his African manservant beheaded a Nazi in Tanzania.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





I can see the logic here. Everybody's turning on him and comparing him to evil corporate billionaires from various sci fi movies, I can see why he'd want to lean into it at this point. And those kind of movies tend to have villains with sharp, stylish haircuts

But The Fifth Element is not one of them

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Dammit, I inspected element HOPING it was a PNG. Boo!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


do you pronounce it rhyming with bing or binge?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

jesus WEP posted:

do you pronounce it rhyming with bing or binge?

With a hard GIF like in sword

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


jesus WEP posted:

do you pronounce it rhyming with bing or binge?

I pronouce it like this:

'it'
like "fuckwIT'

:dadjoke:

To be serious: Pee En Gee. I don't think I have ever met anyone that has tried to make that a word. Maybe growing up in schools with kids from Papua New Guinea and everyone said it P N G.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Johnny!

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh, a performative dunk on "kids these days". Cool, great. Misses the point that the person to go after is the shitbag who wrote the original text.

Oh, a performative dunk on JK Rowling. Cool, great.

Do you want a medal or something?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh, a performative dunk on a poster calling out JK Rowling. Bravo

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011







Never thought I would find a use case for this, but here we are.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Yeah, TERFs suck. We all know. We're all in agreement. No one's on the other side of this.

Jesus Christ, goons.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

PizzaProwler posted:

Yeah, TERFs suck. We all know. We're all in agreement. No one's on the other side of this.

Jesus Christ, goons.

:prepop:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

PizzaProwler posted:

Yeah, TERFs suck. We all know. We're all in agreement. No one's on the other side of this.

Jesus Christ, goons.

Its almost as if some of us have a personal stake in the issue, and so treat it as personal

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yawn

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

RFC2324 posted:

Its almost as if some of us have a personal stake in the issue, and so treat it as personal

Yes, but there are no TERFs here

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I’m a TERF

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I stand corrected

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I unironically like the genz book and will try to find a way to work the phrase "hella neck" into my posting and/or conversation in future. Neologisms are delightful and the old language can eat poo poo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm just happy I can still understand what-all it's saying and find it funny.

This will not be the case forever, apparently

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

OwlFancier posted:

I unironically like the genz book and will try to find a way to work the phrase "hella neck" into my posting and/or conversation in future. Neologisms are delightful and the old language can eat poo poo.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.


snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Memento posted:

yeah it's a joke, someone posted it as the "Gen Z" version of Philosopher's Stone



naw its the gen z making fun of millenials version and its hilarious.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So what's up with this whole Giovanni Giorgio business then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2U50K13-Hg

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

snergle posted:

naw its the gen z making fun of millenials version and its hilarious.

If we go by Gen Z's uncanny ability to actually successfully dunk on Millennials (which boomers have always been poo poo at), this speaks to their potential as the next Greatest Generation

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

So what's up with this whole Giovanni Giorgio business then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2U50K13-Hg

I would watch an anime about his adventures

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Karate Bastard posted:

So what's up with this whole Giovanni Giorgio business then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2U50K13-Hg

poo poo would work a lot better he he just blew the thing straight back and omitted the umbrella.

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


alright, memes dead

https://twitter.com/Arbys/status/1466920190201978893

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