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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Lib and let die posted:

Do your ballots get a cool flame effect if you vote 3 times in a row?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MwxjYFqP35A

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014


They're not gonna do poo poo. Maybe praise Kate McKinnon

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I feel like Kate McKinnons career ended when she did the piano solo after Hillary lost

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

mastershakeman posted:

I feel like Kate McKinnons career ended when she did the piano solo after Hillary lost

She's seemingly fully moved on to the endorsement deals phase of celebrity. Tostitos and Verizon have a string of commercials with her.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
yeah and shes been in a bunch of movies recently too

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

paging someone with more media literacy than me to help me understand the full context of a reporter not knowing the origin of this quote

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Harik posted:

https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

paging someone with more media literacy than me to help me understand the full context of a reporter not knowing the origin of this quote

inside edition is a tabloid

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Harik posted:

https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

paging someone with more media literacy than me to help me understand the full context of a reporter not knowing the origin of this quote

It's Inside Edition. You know the news-styled Hollywood gossip shows in the half hour slot after the local news? It's just that, but when something this catastrophic happens they do this completely tone-deaf caricature of a serious report on it and...well...this is what you get.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Didnt bill oreilly get his start on inside edition?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Lib and let die posted:

It's Inside Edition. You know the news-styled Hollywood gossip shows in the half hour slot after the local news? It's just that, but when something this catastrophic happens they do this completely tone-deaf caricature of a serious report on it and...well...this is what you get.
yeah they abuse the hell out of any "technically correct" statements like the one in the video for maximum outrage

yup! that quote is certainly in a game! that's true!

Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

Harik posted:

https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

paging someone with more media literacy than me to help me understand the full context of a reporter not knowing the origin of this quote

remember when someone saw a youtube where someone faked eating a tide pod and the media freaked out proclaming that it was an epidemic happening everywhere? its like that

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
oh ok it got me i don't watch any TV at all anymore but it aped the style of serious journalisms so i thought it was an actual real one

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Lib and let die posted:

They won't tell anyone if he dies of covid either. Age related complications due to a cold that morphed into pneumonia.

Libs think "RGB died of covid" is a conspiracy theory

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

gradenko_2000 posted:

Libs think "RGB died of covid" is a conspiracy theory

she died with a rather advanced case of "goddamn everything"

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

crumbly is a stupid loving name

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Harik posted:

https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

paging someone with more media literacy than me to help me understand the full context of a reporter not knowing the origin of this quote

Was just reminded of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEjdihKnYk

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Harik posted:

https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

paging someone with more media literacy than me to help me understand the full context of a reporter not knowing the origin of this quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZqfTOxFhY

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

one time i voted so hard the ballot box shattered like a basketball backboard and i was kicked out of the polling station, with my vote nullified as a result but the libs cheered at how hard i voted :thumbsup:

[NBA jam announcer voice] FROM DOWNTOWN!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

one time i voted so hard the ballot box shattered like a basketball backboard and i was kicked out of the polling station, with my vote nullified as a result but the libs cheered at how hard i voted :thumbsup:

Biden Shut Up and Vote Gaiden 2

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

we love our beautiful voters, don't we folks?

Catpetter1981
Apr 9, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

it's going to be very funny when joe actually has covid and the media has spent so much effort today saying it's extremely not covid

gonna actually give evidence, or "i excreted it from my posthole" evidence enough for this forum now

Catpetter1981
Apr 9, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
REGENERON!


actually Biden would have access to better treatment than Trump if Joe gets COVID since Biden is recently booster'd and also has access to Pfizer's antiviral which is pretty impressive at reducing risk of severe disease




that says he takes daily COVID tests and is taking additional ones since he started having symptoms, says he has a cold

Catpetter1981
Apr 9, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh. i see. in your haste to slam a link in, you misread "cold" as "covid". while it is true that "covid" and "cold" share a "c" an "o" and a "d", they are not the same word. if you need more help learning to read i think my brother's kid can loan you some children's books when she's done with them

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

reopen the bro zone

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Barreft posted:

They're not gonna do poo poo. Maybe praise Kate McKinnon

there has been a lot of talk about how the democrats are going to get loving annihilated in 2022, and a lot of it has been wishful thinking. the people who voted for joe biden did not expect him to give them... basically anything of what he said he'd give them. the contract was not for student loan forgiveness, or closing the concentration camps, or even defeating coronavirus.

the contract was "vote for me, and you won't have to worry about politics for a while."

and he couldn't even give them a year.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

there has been a lot of talk about how the democrats are going to get loving annihilated in 2022, and a lot of it has been wishful thinking. the people who voted for joe biden did not expect him to give them... basically anything of what he said he'd give them. the contract was not for student loan forgiveness, or closing the concentration camps, or even defeating coronavirus.

the contract was "vote for me, and you won't have to worry about politics for a while."

and he couldn't even give them a year.

We're going to be worried about politics until it becomes politics by other means.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Willa Rogers posted:

:clint: "just a cold"

NEW YORK, Dec 3 (Reuters) - The Omicron variant of the virus that causes COVID-19 likely acquired at least one of its mutations by picking up a snippet of genetic material from another virus - possibly one that causes the common cold - present in the same infected cells, according to researchers.

This genetic sequence does not appear in any earlier versions of the coronavirus, called SARS-CoV-2, but is ubiquitous in many other viruses including those that cause the common cold, and also in the human genome, researchers said.

Crack ping

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Lmao holy poo poo

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

remember to screen shot every “overturning roe means a 2022 blue wave” take because they’re going to get extra deleted in 11 months

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





A Bakers Cousin posted:

inside edition is a tabloid
um excuse me they've won two peabodys

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

more like peebodies

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
peebooties

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



https://twitter.com/taonf/status/1466535055354859520?s=21

Plastic Megaphone
Aug 11, 2007
No more credit from the liquor store.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

^^^ sadly and desperately more likely.
No, he just hates Hillary Clinton, who wasn't successful at defeating an insanely racist cheetoo, was beaten by a half-black Hawaiian and struggled against a socialist Jew that can be beaten by one of the half-black Hawaiian phone call. Hardly a pretty picture of "success". She was quite successful at laughing about the death by stabbing in the rear end of a Libyan dictator, i will give her that, but of course the job was done my Muslim men. edit: Unless of course, being publicly humiliated by your husband philandering what's considered success?

Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 10:35 on Dec 4, 2021

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Toplowtech posted:

^^^ sadly and desperately more likely.

No, he just hates Hillary Clinton, who wasn't successful at defeating an insanely racist cheetoo, was beaten by a half-black Hawaiian and struggled against a socialist Jew that can be beaten by one of the half-black Hawaiian phone call. Hardly a pretty picture of "success". She was quite successful at laughing about the death by stabbing in the rear end of a Libyan dictator, i will give her that, but of course the job was done my Muslim men. edit: Unless of course, being publicly humiliated by your husband philandering what's considered success?

do not, under any cisrcumstances, ever argue against a jpg again

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



:monocle:

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Shipon posted:

reopen the bro zone

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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Had an argument tonight with a friend who's whole point was "at least Trump actually said they thought people like me were dead" and i just had to shrug like what are you even able to say to that other than "yes and that is in fact the actual issue"?

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