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One day real soon you're going to get a knock at the door and open it to find a super-swole scarred-up squirrel with an eye patch kicking the poo poo out of you. "Who's the bitch now?? You want to go in the loving garbage, you poo poo head monkey?"
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Not everything should be turned into a mascot. https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1467542002908930048?s=20
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Not everything should be turned into a horny mascot.
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Who knew “Kelp Boobs” was not only on my bingo card, but that I would cross it out.
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dialhforhero posted:Who knew “Kelp Boobs” was not only on my bingo card, but that I would rub it out.
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I like to imagine the design team just drawing a bikini on some kelp, and they're like, this is unrealistic, it's gotta have some boobs in the bikini. So then they draw some sort of moderate-to-average boobs and somebody's like, make the boobs wider than the kelp body. Give them a top boob crease. I want this kelp to have back problems.
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Tree Bucket posted:....?...?? They're all inside the hive at night, so if you have to move the hive you don't lose any bees.
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I don't find it problematic that the mascot is a horny kelp, it's that the mascot is a horny bowel movement.
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Lmao even the name is just a portmanteau of kombu (seaweed) and "boin", which is, well,
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“What if we gave kelp a belly button and a huge rack?” is a heck of a design brief.
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That's mr Hanky.
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I love that they see humans in a mass coma and assume 'oh yea, that Cruella bitch is at it again'
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Dick Trauma posted:Not everything should be turned into a mascot. Can't wait for this substory in the next Yakuza game
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Dick Trauma posted:Not everything should be turned into a mascot. More like Kom-boiiinngg
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That is legally what that translates to in Japanese
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It looks like a leafy poop in a bikini to me
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Frank Frank posted:It looks like a leafy poop in a bikini to me
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Turn on you're monitor! Stop calling yourself my monitor
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freeedr posted:Stop calling yourself my monitor My monitor, like myself, is quite turned on thank you Edit: because of the honkin' big yabbos on that kelp, you see
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freeedr posted:Stop calling yourself my monitor I'm listening
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/macaulaycocaine/status/1467587635262550019?t=ufsQSXOwjvXRTrm3AA3cUw&s=19 Good for them. I hope they break free from corporate slavery together E: Ror posted:scroll past if you don’t want to see a big poop Every nurse, myself included, will tell you that they have seen much, much bigger poops and they won’t be lying freeedr has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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In volume or dimensions because the latter is terrifying.
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BallerBallerDillz posted:https://twitter.com/MrGordian/status/1466892326006108175 https://twitter.com/azeidman/status/1467154452973076480?s=21 Lmao holy poo poo
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This is a wonderful thing to play with. The thread is great. https://twitter.com/toomanyspectra/status/1467315902739738624
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freeedr posted:Every nurse, myself included, will tell you that they have seen much, much bigger poops My mom, nurse of 40 years, told me of the time a coworker was walking around with a turd that big or bigger wrapped in one of those baby blankets every hospital on planet earth seems to use, asking people if they wanted to see her baby.
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Are dooks protected under HIPAA?
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freeedr posted:Every nurse, myself included, will tell you that they have seen much, much bigger poops paging elise the great, paging elise the great to the pyf tweets thread
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