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Yeah its like whatever family dinner gotta sometimes talk to a person you dont want to or hear an opinion you disagree with. Only maladjusted assholes cant cope or die on a hill at a family function about it. Reddit be like: "My mother in law insists I take my shoes off before entering her home, havent been to chritmas in 5 years" Other Redditors: "Way to go setting boundaries she is the crazy one"
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Dec 3, 2021 22:41
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Hi I'm a redditor my sister asked me to kindly remove my "big dicks save lives" shirt at my nieces christening, I'm an atheist and hate churches and the shirt has sentimental value and is a comfort object and helps me with my self diagnosed anxiety and other ailments reddit: way to stand up for your beliefs and set boundaries we really need more awareness around this kind of thing and your family has no right to enforce their archaic religious beleifs on you have an upvote, kind sir
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Dec 3, 2021 23:39
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r/antiwork is great to browse while drinking my morning coffee
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no_tears posted:r/antiwork is great to browse while drinking my morning coffee I was going to post about that subreddit because it pops up on the "Popular" section all the time. I mean, much as I love seeing lovely small business owners getting rekt, every post sounds like stdh.txt at this point. It's like reverse "Marine at the uni lecture" meme: -Boss asks something lovely (come in for Thanksgiving etc ) -I'm on vacation / personal time off / holidays -Boss threatens or "I don't like ur tone" -Long winded comeback or straight to "I quit" -Boss grovels I dunno if it's legit or a karma farming sub
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It was legit until it became popular and now it’s a haven for people lying and trolling. So, like the rest of Reddit.
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There was a fakepost dew point or critical mass or something where all of a sudden there were TONS of "boss texts unreasonably, person quits." But that was months ago, and for only a brief moment. I think they're once again mostly realposts. And there's not so many; most are just events they wrote down.
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Brawnfire posted:If I'm 100 feet tall I doubt… it's pretty embarrassing to be naked I’d give it a whirl unless my regular-sized micro penis didn’t somehow scale up with the rest of me. I’m not shoving people up my rear end no matter how famished I am, though.
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Wouldn't you immediately collapse under your own weight? Followed by your heart giving up? We get some 7 foot tall humans but even those don't have long, healthy lives. I seriously doubt anyone over 10 feet will be moving around at all.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Wouldn't you immediately collapse under your own weight? Followed by your heart giving up? We get some 7 foot tall humans but even those don't have long, healthy lives. I seriously doubt anyone over 10 feet will be moving around at all. Why would you ever need to move again if you had like a 10’ penis? I mean, well, I wish I had a 10’ penis just for the novelty of it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Wouldn't you immediately collapse under your own weight? Followed by your heart giving up? We get some 7 foot tall humans but even those don't have long, healthy lives. I seriously doubt anyone over 10 feet will be moving around at all. this fantasy scenario violates the laws of nature? *gasp*
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DerekSmartymans posted:Why would you ever need to move again if you had like a 10’ penis? I mean, well, I wish I had a 10’ penis just for the novelty of it. It's less fun than it sounds tbh
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:It's less fun than it sounds tbh I can't imagine how funny it would be to pass out every time your huge wang got erect because you didn't have enough blood
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RFC2324 posted:I can't imagine how funny it would be to pass out every time your huge wang got erect because you didn't have enough blood It would be kind of tragic, to be honest. Every time you get aroused, you pass out, and lose your erection. Then what are you supposed to do when you come to? It's like a Sisyphusian nightmare. Hopefully the loss of consciousness resets that sort of thing, but I just can't be so sure. Also, is it something you've grown used to? Were you able to get and maintain erections when you were maturing? Is this something you would have experienced and lost? Or is it something that is a mystery to you in the face of what is physically possible? Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Wouldn't you immediately collapse under your own weight? Followed by your heart giving up? We get some 7 foot tall humans but even those don't have long, healthy lives. I seriously doubt anyone over 10 feet will be moving around at all. Um im eating humans into my rear end here
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RFC2324 posted:I can't imagine how funny it would be to pass out every time your huge wang got erect because you didn't have enough blood There was a guy at our school used to claim his dick was so big it made him light headed when he got an erection. Then he died of a heart condition* when we were in our early twenties. Makes you think. *he was also on heroin
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If the fetish being the giant shoving people into their rear end or imagine themselves being used as a buttplug for a giant? Very confusing
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:If the fetish being the giant shoving people into their rear end or imagine themselves being used as a buttplug for a giant? Very confusing You’re just now learning about anal vore tops and anal vore bottoms?
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Wow didn’t know I was in a thread with so many puritans 
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Hedrigall posted:You’re just now learning about anal vore tops and anal vore bottoms? I’ve done some pretty out there stuff and while I’ve heard the word before I’m still having a hard time wrapping my mind around this one.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:I’ve done some pretty out there stuff and while I’ve heard the word before I’m still having a hard time wrapping my mind around this one. It's not your mind you're meant to wrap
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Sanford posted:There was a guy at our school used to claim his dick was so big it made him light headed when he got an erection. Then he died of a heart condition* when we were in our early twenties. Makes you think. You think it might have something to do with the heroin?
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Solar Tornado posted:You think it might have something to do with the heroin? The size of his dick?
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Dec 6, 2021 14:08
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Part of the reason for the name "horse"?
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So heroin causes your dick to grow to a dangerous size? Think that would have come up in DARE.
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i just want everyone to be aware that i have up voted all of your posts and will be sending money to jeffrey shortly
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Yellow Yoshi posted:i just want everyone to be aware that i have up voted all of your posts and will be sending money to jeffrey shortly Thank you.
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Zil posted:So heroin causes your dick to grow to a dangerous size? Think that would have come up in DARE. Of course it wouldn't - the whole point of DARE is to keep kids off drugs!
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The Virgin DARE officer vs the Chad Shoots-up-directly-into-his-massive-heroin-dick
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Are the WSB meme stock offshoot subreddits, like, okay? I'm talking about GME, SuperStonk and AMC ones which pops up on the "Popular" feed as well and every post sounds like an insane persons ramblings in the street. It feels like the bagholders reached to some sort of hivemind and became sentient and just spouting nonsense over weird rear end stuff. I saw something like "GME dropping from 250 to 140 is a CONSPIRACY and people should be JAIL!!!" Like, people screamed so hard when RobinHood literally took their ability to pump GME because their shareholders be like "uhm, guys, we also have shorts on GME so maybe stop doing whatever you're doing / we don't have enugh cash to back the transactions these people are making" and afaik the most they got was a slap on the wrist in form of a very weak investigation (?). We had our rush of excitement in Jan, some people made obscene amounts of money, some people lost much more and now people are acting like they're in "The Big Short" and all of them are the dude Bale, Carell or Pitt playing. I lost a small amount of money on non-meme stock due to overvaluation and now holding a small bag so I DO understand why some people are praying to the gods that a magical event to happen and make them recoup their losses but it reads like Necronomicon, even the thread previews.
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Galewolf posted:
But what else is new about WSB
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Anyone else absolute despise those horrible r/twosentencehorror posts? I see them pop on all and it's a harmless subreddit really, but something about them just really annoys the poo poo out of me. I think it's how overdramatic and unscary they are, while being horrible clunky bits of writing because they have to fit into two sentences. some idiot on reddit posted:
Then all the comments are always unironically like, "wow so spooky rlly made me think op!"
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Well, think about it this way, it’s extremely unlikely that any of these posts will spiral into teenagers trying to kill each other to appease a monster created for a Something Awful photoshop thread.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Well, think about it this way, it’s extremely unlikely that any of these posts will spiral into teenagers trying to kill each other to appease a monster created for a Something Awful photoshop thread. well yeah, but, they annoy me!!!
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Blue Moonlight posted:Well, think about it this way, it’s extremely unlikely that any of these posts will spiral into teenagers trying to kill each other to appease a monster created for a Something Awful photoshop thread. Yeah we’ve moved on from that to SA posters attempting to kill people over their political beliefs. The attempted murder is coming from inside the forums it self! No more out sourcing it.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:Anyone else absolute despise those horrible r/twosentencehorror posts? Yes and the Netflix series based off of them is somehow even worse!
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