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BIG HEADLINE posted:Yeah, I saw that. There has to be a "chicken switch," so I wonder how soon until you get Twitch/YouTube daredevils who go through the motions just to see if they can cheat the reaper and bail out of the suicide box before they pass out, while getting a i just cracked a little
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Dec 6, 2021 18:34
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Yeah, I saw that. There has to be a "chicken switch," so I wonder how soon until you get Twitch/YouTube daredevils who go through the motions just to see if they can cheat the reaper and bail out of the suicide box before they pass out, while getting a mcbexx posted:Wire the button to a channel points reward and let chat decide your fate. "Thank you xXWeedlord420BonerhitlerXx for giving me 5 more seconds to live" I mumble as I slip into eternity. Ssthalar has issued a correction as of 19:34 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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Dec 6, 2021 19:31
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Mr. Lobe posted:You wouldn't have time to complete more than a brief sentence of thought for most tall buildings with an accessible roof. Maybe 6 seconds at most. Dunno, how tall is the Golden gate bridge. I saw documentary about jumpers off that and all the ones who survived said they had time to regret it and wished they could save themselves. JeremoudCorbynejad posted:It's always been my opinion that the best way to kill yourself is a disposable barbecue (after the flames have gone out) in a tent. Carbon monoxide is supposed to be like going to sleep. That does seem the least painful way to do it. The guy from the band Boston did it that way, and there was a Japanese suicide manual which listed this as the easiest way to go. Marenghi has issued a correction as of 20:15 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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Dec 6, 2021 20:12
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Marenghi posted:Dunno, how tall is the Golden gate bridge. I saw documentary about jumpers off that and all the ones who survived said they had time to regret it and wished they could save themselves. I suppose 6 seconds is enough time to think, "Oh... gently caress. No!"
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Dec 6, 2021 20:29
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Instant head explosion is a lot less terrifying to experience than a long fall. Plus you never know if you might actually not instantly die on impact.
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Dec 6, 2021 20:31
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Mr. Lobe posted:I suppose 6 seconds is enough time to think, "Oh... gently caress. No!" four seconds. the longest wait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZA_7FtttRY
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Dec 6, 2021 20:33
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I'm gonna find out how it feels to starve to death eventually lol, lmao
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Dec 6, 2021 20:37
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The Wisest Moron posted:Instant head explosion is a lot less terrifying to experience than a long fall. Plus you never know if you might actually not instantly die on impact. https://youtu.be/S9ZSzuj1UpA
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Dec 6, 2021 20:37
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https://twitter.com/CNET/status/1467924982202306584 There will be adequate documentation
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Dec 6, 2021 21:50
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goochtit posted:https://twitter.com/CNET/status/1467924982202306584 spam it with tubgirl
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Dec 6, 2021 21:55
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Cabbages and Kings posted:four seconds. the longest wait sleater-kinney still loving owns
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Dec 6, 2021 21:56
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goochtit posted:https://twitter.com/CNET/status/1467924982202306584 Just the word 'Penis' 500 times.
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Dec 6, 2021 21:57
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goochtit posted:https://twitter.com/CNET/status/1467924982202306584 lol it's a marketing company wonder what's being advertised
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Dec 6, 2021 22:01
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There'll probably be some real stupid butterfly effect that causes the collapse, like how a farmer masturbating with a beer bottle led to the first and only time an F-117 got shot down
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Dec 6, 2021 22:03
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good news we found more plastic https://twitter.com/ScienceNews/status/1467926817046921216
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Dec 6, 2021 22:08
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microplastics are soooo cute
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Dec 6, 2021 22:16
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quote:It’s the first time that a living microplastic “sink,” or long-term storage site, has been quantified, Reichert says. buddy look in a mirror
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Dec 6, 2021 22:24
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ELTON JOHN posted:good news I'm sure this is really good for the coral
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Dec 6, 2021 22:25
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Complications posted:lol it's a marketing company
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Dec 6, 2021 22:25
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Spergin Morlock posted:I'm sure this is really good for the coral *shrug*. whats the worst that can happen? coral is already dying
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Dec 6, 2021 22:28
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:6 seconds would probably feel a lot longer if you spent it falling from a building Time to check in on the biosphere collapse thread and... yup, they're talking about suicide methods. I'll keep this one in my back pocket though. I could make some nice smoked chicken wings before I go. Kill two birds with one... smoker.
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Dec 6, 2021 22:40
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Biosphere Collapse: it is (again) the official thread stance that you should not kill yourself
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Dec 6, 2021 23:01
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Complications posted:Correct. It'll be private industry top to bottom. even in death we have to pump out 200lb of plastic lol
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Dec 6, 2021 23:06
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This thread documents humanity killing itself
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Dec 6, 2021 23:08
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you can literally just repurpose a facemask. throw it in the dishwasher after. it'd cost like 10 dollars lmfao
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Dec 6, 2021 23:14
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i blame star trek
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Dec 6, 2021 23:16
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I'm so full of microplastics, YUM! ! !
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Dec 6, 2021 23:20
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Biosphere Collapse: it is (again) the official thread stance that you should not kill yourself 
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Dec 6, 2021 23:21
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Biosphere Collapse: it is (again) the official thread stance that you should not kill yourself what is the policy on oil barons
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Dec 7, 2021 00:05
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*Some conditions may apply
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Dec 7, 2021 00:07
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God Hole posted:what is the policy on oil barons helicopter subsidies
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Dec 7, 2021 00:14
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Marenghi posted:Dunno, how tall is the Golden gate bridge. I saw documentary about jumpers off that and all the ones who survived said they had time to regret it and wished they could save themselves. iirc one person in that documentary thought "i don't want to die" as soon as he let go, not like a couple of seconds into the fall it's like that one rapper who cut his dick off or whatever, once you actually cross over the line your body/mind sobers the gently caress up and is like "oops! wait! nooooo!" i'm kinda of really lucky because i don't believe in an afterlife, and the realization that there probably isn't an afterlife and that christianity is wrong stopped me from an attempt when i was a teenager i wrote a line in one of my songs "if it looks like suicide, i was loving killed then" and i really mean it. avenge meeeee  Chamale posted:There'll probably be some real stupid butterfly effect that causes the collapse, like how a farmer masturbating with a beer bottle led to the first and only time an F-117 got shot down lol
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Dec 7, 2021 00:27
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Alobar posted:it's like that one rapper who cut his dick off or whatever, once you actually cross over the line your body/mind sobers the gently caress up and is like "oops! wait! nooooo!" he should get an arm penis, i'd definitely get an arm penis if i cut off my weiner in a pcp fueled haze
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Dec 7, 2021 00:33
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God Hole posted:what is the policy on oil barons coward's way out. face justice
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Dec 7, 2021 00:43
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Real hurthling! posted:helicopter subsidies 
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Dec 7, 2021 00:44
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God Hole posted:what is the policy on oil barons Legally it was ruled an accident that he accelerated into the only big brick wall within miles of his home quote:“He pretty much drove straight into the wall. The information out there at the scene is that he went left of center, went through a grassy area right before colliding into the embankment. There was plenty of opportunity for him to correct and get back on the roadway, and that didn't occur.”
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Dec 7, 2021 00:45
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Chamale posted:There'll probably be some real stupid butterfly effect that causes the collapse, like how a farmer masturbating with a beer bottle led to the first and only time an F-117 got shot down Please explain this one to me
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Dec 7, 2021 00:46
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as far as I know nobody in the f117 shootdown was horny or even at half mast
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Dec 7, 2021 00:50
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Mr. Lobe posted:Please explain this one to me so there was this farmer and he liked to masturbate by putting a bottle on a stick in his field and loving himself with it but he slipped one day and the bottle broke initially he made up a lie, saying that he was attacked, but later was like "ah, i was masturbating, actually" the reaction of the public and the media led to nationalism that led to the collapse of the country, leading to war https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_F-117A_shootdown and i didn't know about this until today 
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Mr. Lobe posted:Please explain this one to me it goes in the butt
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