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A Blue Wizard, an Ent, and Genesplicer walk into a bar. "I've been here for 2,000 years," says the Blue Wizard, "Give me something I haven't tried yet." The bartender gives him a drink, and when he gets to the bottom of his glass, the Blue Wizard can't even remember his own name. After some careful consideration the Ent says, "I've been here for 4,000 years, give me something I haven't tried yet." The bartender gives him a drink and when he gets to the bottom of his glass, the Ent suddenly remembers the Entwives' phone numbers and starts calling them. Genesplicer does some quick arithmetic and says, "I want to feel young again - I'll have what they're having."
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Winifred Madgers posted:A Blue Wizard, an Ent, and Genesplicer walk into a bar. "I've been here for 2,000 years," says the Blue Wizard, "Give me something I haven't tried yet." The bartender gives him a drink, and when he gets to the bottom of his glass, the Blue Wizard can't even remember his own name. how wasn't the punchline "We don't serve Wood Alcohol here"
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Dec 6, 2021 05:21
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Could be just me, but my philosophy is to make jokes funny.
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Dec 6, 2021 05:26
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Winifred Madgers posted:Could be just me, but my philosophy is to make jokes funny. I'll be the first to let you know when you do it
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Dec 6, 2021 05:27
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Thanks, I'm getting a lot of practice itt, I know I can do it one of these times.
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Dec 6, 2021 05:28
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Winifred Madgers posted:Thanks, I'm getting a lot of practice itt, I know I can do it one of these times. you got it in you. I know you do.
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Dec 6, 2021 05:31
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Genesplicer so old he thinks "decrepit" is a compliment.
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Dec 6, 2021 05:36
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Genesplicer so old the sun's orbit around the Milky Way is starting to make him dizzy.
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Dec 6, 2021 05:47
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genesplicer is so old he knows mountain lions as just lions
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Dec 6, 2021 05:51
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Genesplicer so old some bitcoin today.
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Dec 6, 2021 06:10
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Genesplicer so old he thinks Mumpy Puffinz is something you should be vaccinated against.
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Dec 6, 2021 06:27
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Genesplicer so old he's continually rejecting Spinster's advances because he wants to wait until she's legal.
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Dec 6, 2021 06:28
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Genesplicer so old he thinks The Bloop is what happened to his belly.
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Dec 6, 2021 06:29
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Winifred Madgers posted:Genesplicer so old he thinks Mumpy Puffinz is something you should be vaccinated against. he would not be wrong. I'm kinda surprised I can survive myself
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Dec 6, 2021 06:29
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Genesplicer so old when he hears people talking about 4K he thinks they're Canadian silverware salesmen.
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Dec 6, 2021 06:36
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Genesplicer so old he doesn't get all this new stone technology and prefers to stick with his trusty old fliphenge.
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Dec 6, 2021 06:44
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Genesplicer is so old all his chest hair is a gossamer mesh
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Dec 6, 2021 07:23
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genesplicer so old when he complains about ziggurats he starts with "back in my day..."
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Dec 6, 2021 13:44
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Gene so old that as the first creature crawled out of the sea and onto land, gene was already there taking a nap
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Dec 6, 2021 13:49
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Genesplicer so old he personally wrote at least 5 cuneiform tablets angrily complaining about the quality of Ea-Nasir's lovely rear end copper and terrible business practices
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Dec 6, 2021 14:59
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Genesplicer so old that he’s the progenitor vampire in torpor who only comes out of slumber to prove for things that aren’t looked at anymore. “Yes….. sixer for… punctuation….sixer for…. Catchphrase.”
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Dec 6, 2021 15:06
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Genesplicer so old he selectively bred Tyrannosaurs to have short arms just so they couldn’t tug anymore.
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Dec 6, 2021 15:42
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Genesplicer so old he's Herpes patient zero
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Dec 6, 2021 15:56
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https://twitter.com/matthewmilles/status/1467947425147068423?s=21 Using twitter is easier than Imgur on the phone lmao
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Dec 6, 2021 21:02
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Genesplicer so old that he's calculated Tree(3) Twice
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Dec 6, 2021 21:37
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Genesplicer so old he lives in mortal fear of the day the Alexandria Municipal Library comes lookin for that copy of Aristotle's Comedy that he forgot to return all them years ago (I hear tell it's mostly fart jokes)
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Dec 6, 2021 22:00
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Genesplicer is so old, this fact hasn't changed. In fact it's only become more true as this thread has progressed
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Dec 6, 2021 22:21
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Mans so old he think a prostate is for car insurance His doctor don’t check it. They carbon date it
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Dec 6, 2021 23:10
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The song “forever young” is in comparison to Genesplicer
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Dec 6, 2021 23:23
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Genesplicer so old his birth predates the invention of the waistband trick, or waistbands for that matter.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:28
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I was watchin Cosmos the other day and there in the credits it says Personal Consultant to Mr. Sagan - Genesplicer (eyewitness accounts)
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Dec 6, 2021 23:28
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genesplicer so old he lost his virginity before his dad did
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Dec 6, 2021 23:34
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The solution to the Chicken vs. The Egg problem is Genesplicer, he was first.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:37
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Genesplicer uses the “half your age plus seven” for dating Isotopes
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Dec 6, 2021 23:40
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genesplicer just resting his eyes
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Dec 6, 2021 23:43
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All these young folks talking about Gene sleeping and napping all the time. More likely he just sitting there with his eyes closed thinking "do I have to pee? Okay. Is it bad enough I have to get up right now? It is."
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Dec 6, 2021 23:49
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hey uh not to be alarmist or anything but can someone put their ear real close to genesplicer's face or put a mirror under his nose?
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Dec 7, 2021 00:07
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Smugworth posted:Genesplicer so old his birth predates the invention of the waistband trick, or waistbands for that matter. or waists
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Dec 7, 2021 00:48
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Genes so old he’s always first in line at The March of Progress
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Dec 7, 2021 01:15
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Genes so old he's definitely first in line at Luby's
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Dec 7, 2021 01:16
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