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Gene so old traces of he DNA have been found in newly melted Siberian permafrost.
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genesplicer was mad for a long time about the other single celled organisms engulfing and incorporating the extracellular bodies that eventually became organelles such as mitochondria
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Dec 7, 2021 02:17
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genesplicer is so old, he probated the first ape to walk upright for trolling
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G̷̦̅̔̔͘ẹ̶̹̥̐͗̕͜n̴̢̦̆̂ě̸̝͙̳͐͑s̷̤͕͋͆͗͠p̴͈̣̰̄̀l̸͚̎̊ì̵̝̙͚́̏͠c̴̼̺͚̳͋e̶̹͊̾͠r̸̡͕̪̺͛̔̓͑ ̴̨̨̹̗̉͝h̵̨̛̲͎͖͋̊̚a̵̰̰̻̾͛̂͜ş̵̼͙̆̈́̉̌ ̸͉̣̇̇à̴̭̣̅́l̵̙̼̜̜̔͐̈́ẇ̷͉̼̌ã̴͍̓́̔y̶̪̽s̵̗̺̰̫͗̚ ̴͍̲̇̍̂͝b̷̹̥͓́̽̒͝ê̸̳̮̭̲̐͘e̷̳̦͛̀n̴̫̱̮͗̎̆ ̵̫͎̬̞͛̑͛á̸̬͉̭̦n̸̲͎̎͂̚͝ͅd̵̛̳͓̭͆̿ ̸̲͖̮̐ȧ̷͖͘͠ͅl̸̮̫̽͠͝ẅ̵̢̢̲̙́ạ̴̢̔y̵̗͕̔̇̊s̶̱͖̯̐̀̎ͅ ̸̛͕̓͂̃ͅw̶͎̕ḭ̴̩͆ḽ̴̱̿͌̋̚l̵̛̟̩̅̓̂ͅ ̶̖͎̙̥͆b̵͍̊e̵̝̰̎̔͗̒.̴̢̨̼̘̒̓
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Dec 7, 2021 03:53
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Genesplicer is so old he has strong opinions about the forward pass
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Dec 7, 2021 03:54
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Genespicer so old Bethesda called him in to mocap Mr. House
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spookykid posted:Genespicer so old Bethesda called him in to mocap Mr. House Are these video game words
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Dec 7, 2021 05:34
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Genesplicer so old he started reading this thread 3 days ago and hasn't caught up
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Dec 7, 2021 05:45
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If genesplicer likes you he’ll invite you over to listen to some wax cylinders
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Dec 7, 2021 05:59
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genesplicer reads the forums on punchcards
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donkey salami posted:
You young bastards…that poo poo is real. Just you wait.
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Dec 7, 2021 12:57
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Are these video game words Yes and in post production they said "unrealistic... Make him look younger"
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Genesplicer is so old he forces the newest GBS mod to transcribe each GBS post on a typewriter and mail them individually to him for him to read at his leisure. Literally A Person was beginning to develop carpal tunnel syndrome before Fleta took over. The postage comes out of the forums budget.
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Genesplicer so old he douse his toilet in hand sanitizer between each poo poo so he doesn't get GRID.
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Genesplicer so old his mouldering corpses is kept on life support by a wide variety of unfathomable technologies and the daily sacrifice of 1000 psychicly active individuals. This is the only thing that keeps a spark of his conscious mind alive and able to probe ne'er-do-wells.
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Dec 8, 2021 09:33
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Gene so old he know which came first the chicken or the egg.
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Dec 8, 2021 20:18
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genesplicer is old as hell!!!
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genesplicer so old he still probes people for "posting image macros we don't want to be like reddit"
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genesplicer so old he probes people for posting memes outside the meme thread
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Genesplicer a old rear end bitch who drive too drat slow
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Gene so old he call 911 at 7 PM to report his neighbors for "eating outdoors with guests and it looks like they're drinking some wine."
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Dec 9, 2021 03:26
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Genesplicer so old he doesn’t even have a monitor to turn on
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he is my living oldest relative (4,000 yrs old) but i know him as Gene S. Plicer
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Dec 9, 2021 04:27
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genesplicer is so old, his first job was probating slaves for escaping
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Genesplicer so old, nobody can understand him because we haven't found his Rosetta stone yet
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a mysterious cloak posted:Genesplicer so old, nobody can understand him because we haven't found his Rosetta stone yet is THAT why he hasn't responded yet? I was worried he finally went to the great 100k in the sky
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Dec 9, 2021 06:17
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Genesplicer is so old, he is over 40.
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Dec 9, 2021 07:13
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Paladinus posted:Genesplicer is so old, he is over 40. no longer old by goon standards
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Dec 9, 2021 07:49
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Genesplicer is so old. loving hell he's ancient. Pharaohs of Egypt consulted him during construction of their pyramids.
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Dec 9, 2021 08:01
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He likes NES games.
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Dec 9, 2021 08:03
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blockchain is how he secured his horse drawn carriage
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Dec 9, 2021 09:39
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Jabberlock posted:no longer old by goon standards Lmao 40 is at least the median age these days E: Genesplicer so old we can’t use average to describe the age of the goon population because he’d singlehandedly skew it into the billions. BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Dec 10, 2021 |
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Dec 10, 2021 00:16
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I found a fossil of a genesplicer turd
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Dec 10, 2021 00:21
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Smugworth posted:I found a fossil of a genesplicer turd Genesplicer so old that turd is actually from this morning.
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Dec 10, 2021 00:22
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He remembers George Bush Sr.
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Dec 10, 2021 00:36
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bump just spotted Genesplicer online 
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Dec 10, 2021 23:56
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Aardvark! posted:bump just spotted Genesplicer online Yeah I just peeped the mfer in an epic guy thread
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Dec 10, 2021 23:56
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drat! Lol just LOL at these GBS krusty funnies! Can I get a "skullmund" up in here??
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Dec 10, 2021 23:58
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Putty posted:drat! Lol just LOL at these GBS krusty funnies! Can I get a "skullmund" up in here?? Go to bed
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Genesplicer is so old, he's been happily married for 15 years.
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