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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

That god I grew up in the '90s before tech like this had been invented. The company would have broken even on my homework reports alone.

Got a pink slip once and I was told to give it to my father. I was bummed while walking home then realized something, I threw it in the nearest trash can I passed and that was the end of that!

e;

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Dec 6, 2021

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Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Ghostlight posted:

joker (2019)
This is the one. I was thinking of putting a link in with my post but got lazy.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

manero posted:

Nancy 1946


Fantastic.




Classic Zits





Love is Hell





Sylvia






Marlys!



These are perfectly timed for me, today is the first day it’s felt like Real Winter here.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "424 - Jucika Celebrates"


"Márc 8 Nőnap = March 8 Women's Day"

"425 - Jucika And The Windstorm"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yvonmukluk posted:

Bad Machinery


That boy is such an idiot. Go after the pretty girl you don’t have anything in common with or go after the girl who shares your interests and will be giving awkward hand jobs in the bleachers in no time flat.

A story as old as time.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bogor

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
And He Did! December 23, 1918


Outbursts of Nibby Snoops January 13, 1919


Gay and Her Gang January 16, 1930


Oaky Doaks June 17, 1936


Mopsy August 25, 1937


Up Front September 28, 1944


Dark Laughter January 14, 1950


Those Were the Days August 8, 1957


Wee Pals March 9, 1966


Dogbert September 20, 1966

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i want to shove luann, the comic strip, into a locker. and also set it on fire

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I see this is when the Evans finally break up Gunther and Bets because [women be jealous].

(In this scenario, it is 100% Dez’s fault that Tiffany was caught nude.)

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.

Miles pulling kids *back* into believing in Santa is pretty funny tbh.


Old School Peanuts (Mar 24, 1953)




Calvin and Hobbes (Jun 12-13, 1990)






Blind Alley


https://kumerish.com/blind-alley

Holy crap look at those backgrounds. What even is the world this comic takes place in. :shepface:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Sally Forth


Pearls Before Swine


Skippy (March 29, 1934)


Peanuts (December 9, 1974)


Funky Winkerbean


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (July 7, 1938)


Out Our Way (November 4-6, 1937)






Toonerville Folks (May 27-29, 1918)






Dok's Dippy Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom (November 17, 1913)


Little Lefty (September 26-28, 1935)


JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

A couple of years ago I was visiting my grandmother and spent an afternoon watching soap operas with her. Grandmama loves hers soaps and she watched the clock like a hawk, intent on not missing a second of the broadcast. When the hour did roll around, I was treated to some tepid melodrama punctuated by a wonderful, unending torrent of complaints: "I can't stand this creep", "Ohhhh, I hate that old woman", "These two make me gag" and, at the end of an hour when two lovers who had been separated by a death scare/amnesia ran to embrace each other on the beach and finally reunite, she intoned "I wish they would just run INTO each other and EXPLODE and this whole thing would be OVER."

This was the memory that came to mind reading this installment of Luann.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Classic Kevin & Kell in: rabies (November 15-21, 2004)










Rabies is a viral disease which causes an inflammation of the brain. It's transmitted through bodily fluids (i.e. saliva), and travels through the nerves from the site of infection up to the brain, sometimes taking years to do so; it's 100% fatal after onset of symptoms.

Rabies can be prevented through vaccination or post-exposure prophylaxis (before symptoms start). It's quite rare in urban areas, and thus most people aren't at risk, but can be quite common in wild animals.

So, PSA: if there's a chance you might get bitten by a wild animal, get vaccinated for rabies. Also, if you're not vaccinated but are bitten, get post-exposure prophylaxys, stat.



Modern Kevin & Kell



Who was it that said "this is going for another 'accidentally outed' storyline?" You win a No Prize.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


The powerful Katrinka is the only woman for me

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Ugh I just knew that they’d bring back the whole jealousy thing.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

readingatwork posted:

Crabgrass


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.

Miles pulling kids *back* into believing in Santa is pretty funny tbh.

I wanna introduce miles to that early internet text about santa claus and physics, think I saw it on usenet the first time.

Ah here it is
http://www.daclarke.org/Humour/santa.html

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (February 24, 2010)



Arlo and Janis Classic (February 24, 2000)



Garfield Classic (February 24, 1990)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 12/6/01



Brenda Starr 9/28/47




Somehow this story manages to keep getting dumber with every twist.

Smokey Stover 11/26/44

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Crab Dad posted:

That boy is such an idiot. Go after the pretty girl you don’t have anything in common with or go after the girl who shares your interests and will be giving awkward hand jobs in the bleachers in no time flat.

A story as old as time.

But the upcoming scene where Shauna destroys Mostyn and his parents is magical

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Aug. 22, 1948)


Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Lotta good faces.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Oh geez, now I'm sad.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1946

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (November 4-6, 1937)



Is this saying "We'll be dead far too young to get gout"?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Aug. 22, 1948)




Alp the Strong, Doorne the Slave Driver, and Cedric the Entertainer

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Selachian posted:

Brenda Starr 9/28/47




Somehow this story manages to keep getting dumber with every twist.

Now I'm hoping that Basil St. John comes in disguise as Timber Woods.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Green Intern posted:

Is this saying "We'll be dead far too young to get gout"?

gout was considered a rich man's disease at the time because eating only red meat and wine will gently caress you up

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Green Intern posted:

Is this saying "We'll be dead far too young to get gout"?

In the past gout was considered a disease that only rich people got; they're saying "we're gonna be too poor to ever get gout".

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Aug. 22, 1948)




A Tiny King and His Large Adult Sons

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Aug. 22, 1948)

Cedric the Soiled. Geez, a guy craps his pants once...

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Steeple: Clotted Crime Part 3 - Daddy

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Steeple website

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

That middle comic is really great.

Also the bottom comic gives me fond memories of the weirdo goon in the politoons thread who argued that big heavy backpacks were good because there's too many fat kids and carrying a big heavy backpack would make them lose weight.

readingatwork posted:

Blind Alley


https://kumerish.com/blind-alley

Holy crap look at those backgrounds. What even is the world this comic takes place in. :shepface:

Oh hey it's been a while since we've seen Penny!

Those backgrounds kind of remind me of the game Eastward a bit.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Aug. 22, 1948)




This is pre-Trump, Trump, right? Fat bloated idiot, thinks he's king poo poo of turd mountain, has three brutish, moron sons, and would just as quickly kill anyone who questions his authority. It's not just me, right?

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

JethroMcB posted:

A couple of years ago I was visiting my grandmother and spent an afternoon watching soap operas with her. Grandmama loves hers soaps and she watched the clock like a hawk, intent on not missing a second of the broadcast. When the hour did roll around, I was treated to some tepid melodrama punctuated by a wonderful, unending torrent of complaints: "I can't stand this creep", "Ohhhh, I hate that old woman", "These two make me gag" and, at the end of an hour when two lovers who had been separated by a death scare/amnesia ran to embrace each other on the beach and finally reunite, she intoned "I wish they would just run INTO each other and EXPLODE and this whole thing would be OVER."

Does Grandmama read webcomics? I feel like she'd really appreciate them on the intended level. Introduce her to Lore Olympus or QC or something and find out she thinks!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CzarChasm posted:

This is pre-Trump, Trump, right? Fat bloated idiot, thinks he's king poo poo of turd mountain, has three brutish, moron sons, and would just as quickly kill anyone who questions his authority. It's not just me, right?

I mean he was 2 years old when that was published, so not technically Pre-Trump

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The jumping down the stairs game is fun. I used to do that a lot when I were a lad.

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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

The Bloop posted:

gout was considered a rich man's disease at the time because eating only red meat and wine will gently caress you up

NRVNQSR posted:

In the past gout was considered a disease that only rich people got; they're saying "we're gonna be too poor to ever get gout".

Thanks for the history lesson! Also pretty morbid!

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