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Help I’m living a sitcom plot!!! Next I’ll spontaneously pretend my platonic friend is my lover without telling friend first then rope them in afterward to impress WASP parents.
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Bridesmaid OP sounds great, hmu cutie
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Dec 7, 2021 17:28
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I like that she continues to act as though was just the tattoos even though she had to do a loving practice run with him that included things like what he should and shouldn't say out loud. And her parents were rude to him anyway, but that's just their way, y'know?
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Dec 7, 2021 17:31
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Halloween Jack posted:More Tattoo Troubles! I mean, asking to have the tattoos covered up and the hair dyed isn't an entirely unreasonable request. I certainly know a few brides who shelled out to have a hair/makeup pro for the bridal party so they could all have a coherent look. But that's also something you would bring up before you invited someone to be a bridesmaid, not after you've made the invitation and also had them purchase a dress.
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Dec 7, 2021 17:36
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, asking to have the tattoos covered up and the hair dyed isn't an entirely unreasonable request
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Dec 7, 2021 17:38
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, asking to have the tattoos covered up and the hair dyed isn't an entirely unreasonable request. I certainly know a few brides who shelled out to have a hair/makeup pro for the bridal party so they could all have a coherent look. But that's also something you would bring up before you invited someone to be a bridesmaid, not after you've made the invitation and also had them purchase a dress. its her loving sister
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The people that request bridal party members to dye their hair and cover their tattoos are absolutely the same type that would tell them to take off their glasses or try to stand for this one photo so we don't see that ugly wheelchair.
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I have a difficult to pronounce name and I just straight up tell people I don’t care if they mispronounce it so long as I can tell they mean me. Dunno how I’d even respond if someone flubbed it on purpose, but flustering people with aggressive good faith until they either have to admit they’re being dicks or leave me alone is my old standard. Halloween Jack posted:More Tattoo Troubles! Obviously OP should make the sister promise to show up to their* wedding with pink highlights and back tats. It’s only fair. With a written contract of course. *or appropriate comparable life event
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Dec 7, 2021 17:49
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Sneaking legally binding jargon into my RSVP cards so that I can sue (I never would, but I could) the bridal party if and when they fail to take my "be more beautiful" threats seriously.
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Dec 7, 2021 17:50
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AITA for not forgiving my Grandpa after what he said to me?quote:I'm (18M) gay and from a rural town. It's not necessarily homophobic here other than more older generations, but its more tolerated than anything. I was outed at 13 because I forgot to clear the browser history on the computer. My parents accepted it ok, but my granpa hated it and would constantly tell me stuff like I'm sinning or going to hell if I stayed in the lifestyle or how dissapointed he was... Me reaping: *cough* *cough*
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Sneaking legally binding jargon into my RSVP cards so that I can sue (I never would, but I could) the bridal party if and when they fail to take my "be more beautiful" threats seriously. But not TOO beautiful or you'd be purposefully upstaging the bride and stealing her attention. Attention theft is a very real crime that even eclipses wage theft, yet when you talk about it people call you a "narcissist" or "bridezilla". Really makes u think.
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Dec 7, 2021 17:52
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Covering tats isn't an unreasonable ask, IMHO; makeup is cheap and nonpermanent. (A weird ask, but doesn't require a lot of effort from the bridesmaid.) Re-dying hair, though, is $$$ and permanent, because another rebleach to get the pink back would probably damage the hair.
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Dec 7, 2021 17:55
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WoodrowSkillson posted:its her loving sister ...and if they aren't close enough that they would have been having this conversation before the wedding planning started, then it seems pretty clear they weren't close enough that it would be assumed that she'd be a bridesmaid. The bride is clearly an rear end in a top hat for springing this on op, but the request in and of itself is not completely unreasonable (if it were made before the invitation to be a bridesmaid occurred). I think we're all primed to be on the side of the tattoo'd person because of the earlier story about the lovely family, but for all we know op's got an enormous back-piece of her terrible Sonic OC or something else out of the tattoo disasters thread.
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LanceHunter posted:...and if they aren't close enough that they would have been having this conversation before the wedding planning started, then it seems pretty clear they weren't close enough that it would be assumed that she'd be a bridesmaid. ya man what if she had like a swastika tatooed on her face thatd be crazy, crazy to think about. what if there's like a big cock tattoo on her chest and its doing a little dance or something, thatd be wild
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Halloween Jack posted:More Tattoo Troubles! Sister/Bridesmaid replies: I didn't think my own sister would throw a tantrum over fuckin tattoos and fuckin hair,
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Dec 7, 2021 18:05
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It doesn't matter, it's a tattoo she could have a tat of Jessie getting Railed by Bulbasaur (please don't ask it's burned into my brain,) and it's not going to ruin a wedding.
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Halloween Jack posted:AITA for not forgiving my Grandpa after what he said to me? That loving sucks, but coming from a very similar experience, I do wish I'd forgiven my father before he passed, for myself more than him. But the past is done with now!
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sugar free jazz posted:ya man what if she had like a swastika tatooed on her face thatd be crazy, crazy to think about. what if there's like a big cock tattoo on her chest and its doing a little dance or something, thatd be wild you all will regret your words and deeds when you see she has Silver the Hedgehog blasted on her throat doing Goatse. haha
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Boba Pearl posted:you all will regret your words and deeds when you see she has Silver the Hedgehog blasted on her throat doing Goatse. haha Now when you say 'doing' goatse, do you mean Silver is stretching his own anus, or Silver is having sex with the goatman? Your answer is really important to how I view this.
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Boba Pearl posted:It doesn't matter, it's a tattoo she could have a tat of Jessie getting Railed by Bulbasaur (please don't ask it's burned into my brain,) and it's not going to ruin a wedding. At a certain point, you're not inviting a person with a Sonic sex montage on their person, you're inviting a Sonic sex montage with a person attached. It's all a matter of perspective.
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AITA for calling my MIL selfish for cutting up the wedding gown I wanted to wear?quote:My husband and I got married a couple years ago and we were broke and planned on doing everything very low budget. MIL and I had an alright, though never close relationship, and she said I could burrow something to wear. she has a job which results in her getting invited to a lot of black tie events, and she had plenty of evening gowns. I was very grateful, though disappointed because none of them felt bridal, but obviously it isn't her fault that we were broke.
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Dec 7, 2021 18:33
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Give me your wedding dress (that is inextricably tied to a toxic marriage).
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Halloween Jack posted:Consult your doctor if you experience a queef lasting more than 4 hours.
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Dec 7, 2021 18:47
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Queefs are one of the funniest loving things human beings are capable of and if you can't laugh at one you shouldn't be having sex in the first place.
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B-Rock452 posted:He would also try the trump power handshake so people one guy just held onto his hand for a super uncomfortably long time after he tried the handshake and it was really funny how angry he got Is that the one where you pull the hand towards you? Someone tried that on me once and I lost my balance enough that I decided to lean into it and fell over. Great way to skewer any subtle dominance they were trying for, if you're willing to take the fall. No way to both keep the power position and pretend it's innocent.
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lol people outside of movies actually do all those petty and obvious social power game stuff? It's so obvious and pathetic.
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Baronjutter posted:lol people outside of movies actually do all those petty and obvious social power game stuff? It's so obvious and pathetic. Listen buster, *faint penny clinking noise from my rectum as I exhale*
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I’ve only seen people be comically inconsiderate. One nurse I worked with was a huge self-absorbed weirdo who was so into herself and uninterested in other people she just wasn’t capable of remembering basic poo poo about other people. I say this as someone who is terrible with names and birthdays to the point I have to use calendar notifications for my own family. She constantly confused two black dudes on our shift, one who was light-skin, average build with a mustache and wore glasses (literally looked, dressed and acted like the black republicans from the Key and Peele skit) and the other who was very dark skinned, part asian, and had a round hairless face, stocky and narrow eyes. Their height was like the only thing even remotely similar. I cannot stress that these dudes look and dress NOTHING alike. Like these dudes looked NOTHING alike and over two years she never got them straight to the point everyone would just burst out laughing since she got it wrong every day multiple times a shift. But it clearly wasn’t active maliciousness is was just a complete passive disinterest or awareness in anyone else. She also asked me to grab food for her on my lunch break and tried to pay me back in a pile of nasty change from the bottom of her purse and when I was like “lol no” she argued to me that it was legal tender and I had to accept. I just told her to forget it it’s free now and never picked up food for her after that.
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Halloween Jack posted:I told him what he should or shouldn’t say, how to talk, how to address any of my dad’s concerns etc. At no point did he ever show any enthusiasm so that was a bad sign. lol
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Baronjutter posted:lol people outside of movies actually do all those petty and obvious social power game stuff? It's so obvious and pathetic.
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I thought you were supposed to tickle their palm with your index finger while shaking their hand to let them know you have no problems loving them if it becomes necessary.
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Apparently Putin does this to an extreme extent too. Like doesn't make it subtle at all. Apparently Merkle is afraid of dogs, Putin found out and just had a big dog roaming around during a meeting.
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Baronjutter posted:Apparently Putin does this to an extreme extent too. Like doesn't make it subtle at all. Apparently Merkle is afraid of dogs, Putin found out and just had a big dog roaming around during a meeting. This is why if I ever become a politician I'll make it clear that I hate cuddly cats and beer.
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LanceHunter posted:The bride is clearly an rear end in a top hat for springing this on op, but the request in and of itself is not completely unreasonable (if it were made before the invitation to be a bridesmaid occurred). I think we're all primed to be on the side of the tattoo'd person because of the earlier story about the lovely family, but for all we know op's got an enormous back-piece of her terrible Sonic OC or something else out of the tattoo disasters thread. I'm on the side of OP for many reasons, including her bridezilla sister already making her pay for a bridesmaid dress. No doubt she'd have told OP to pay herself to have the hair redone & tattoos covered up, which is extra expense. Her additional comments shed some light about how sister had mostly asked friends to be in the bridal party but OP felt like she was only asked to keep the peace with family (guessing OP & sister haven't been on good terms for a while). Plus assholes that can't afford their own weddings without guests or members paying for it can eat poo poo & I hope the wedding industry implodes just like their little sham ceremonies. BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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I absolutely cannot abide discussing terms while baked on massive blunts, ambassador, it is so gauche But if you insist
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:She also asked me to grab food for her on my lunch break and tried to pay me back in a pile of nasty change from the bottom of her purse and when I was like “lol no” she argued to me that it was legal tender and I had to accept. I just told her to forget it it’s free now and never picked up food for her after that. You missed the chance for the true power move of eating the meal instead of giving it to her.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I thought you were supposed to tickle their palm with your index finger while shaking their hand to let them know you have no problems loving them if it becomes necessary. Last time someone did the power shake to me I put my other hand on top of his and continued talking while looking him dead in the eye. I mean he was cute if not really dumb and agro so not entirely my type
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And did you two gently caress? A gentleman never tells.
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef Paging Queef Latina
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