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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Kit Walker posted:

They would need to be concerned about stool in their blood

I think everyone should be concerned about stool in their blood.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
A guy named Fart Bleed Repeat with an AV of a blood making GBS threads ape, just happened to be around to chime in about a blood making GBS threads Dracula conversation...what are the loving odds.

Do you got bots that search for blood making GBS threads posts every few seconds or what?


e, c:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 18:42 on Dec 7, 2021

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

LifeSunDeath posted:

A guy named Fart Bleed Repeat with an AV of a blood making GBS threads ape, just happened to be around to chime in about a blood making GBS threads Dracula conversation...what are the loving odds.

Do you got bots that search for blood making GBS threads posts every few seconds or what?


e, c:


I'm not a vampire if that's what youre hinting at :)



Kinda feel like Chuck Tingle is a uhhhhhhhhh Turing Test? Voight-Kampf? in that there's no way to determine what really is a tingler and what's completely made up. We are all failing

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


mods please change my name to Vampire Night Bus tia

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I wonder if Chuck Tingle is gay.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Did we ever find out if he is indeed Vince Gilligan?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Vampires don't drink blood they actually drink piss. That's why they live forever.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Mauser posted:

Do draculas take liquid shits or just pee a lot?

quote:

a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. like a network card without the appropriate driver.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


PYF Funny Pictures: (ambient piss)

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Kinda feel like Chuck Tingle is a uhhhhhhhhh Turing Test? Voight-Kampf? in that there's no way to determine what really is a tingler and what's completely made up. We are all failing

Has anyone here actually read one of his books? Are they actually entertaining or is it just random nonsense that he's able to sell on the back of the titles alone?

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Blurred posted:

Has anyone here actually read one of his books? Are they actually entertaining or is it just random nonsense that he's able to sell on the back of the titles alone?

I've only seen excerpts and those follow with the titles at least.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I saw a review of one once and apparently it was very weird but quite pleasant.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I read Pounded by the pound: turned gay by the socioeconomic implications of Britain leaving the European Union. It wasn't very funny, but it was wholesome.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Excellent post/avatar combo

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Blurred posted:

Has anyone here actually read one of his books? Are they actually entertaining or is it just random nonsense that he's able to sell on the back of the titles alone?

its the cheap sex lit version of gag and political stories, like porn parodies that don't try very hard with the production values before the loving happens

it helps that the average tingle story is a couple bucks for a e-book short story, they're not full size novels or anything

im pretty sure that chuck tingle isn't a single author but rather a set of authors who can all mimic the same voice of absurdist erotica

https://i.imgur.com/EYOqcd0.mp4

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Chuck Tingle's books CAN, though very far from always, have well-stated insights or metaphors, and be very sweet. He's also got a few actual novels out, like his horror book, Straight. Also: a full set of tabletop RPG books.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

This is just silly. The .357 magnum cartridge wasn’t even developed until the mid 20th century! Cmon now.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

Vampires don't drink blood they actually drink piss. That's why they live forever.

You ever see a vampire with anything but perfectly white teeth? I rest my case

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

"Hey Mr. Peltzer, I got your tree!"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/Tfi6H5W.jpg

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Blurred posted:

Has anyone here actually read one of his books? Are they actually entertaining or is it just random nonsense that he's able to sell on the back of the titles alone?

His son does Reddit AMA's every so often, and apparently Chuck is a well-meaning Schizophrenic man who just likes to write books about love and happiness.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Wisconson Semen Still Seek Him



Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

We Got Us A Bread posted:

His son does Reddit AMA's every so often, and apparently Chuck is a well-meaning Schizophrenic man who just likes to write books about love and happiness.

He had a podcast where celebrities read parts of his books that often had him chatting with them beforehand and he seems like a really nice guy.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

We Got Us A Bread posted:

His son does Reddit AMA's every so often, and apparently Chuck is a well-meaning Schizophrenic man who just likes to write books about love and happiness.

I mean that's kayfabe, along with DEAR BARBARA or whatever, but I'm pretty sure the "son" is the actual Chuck.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

He’d just use the real gun to blow dry his hair. Trust him, he knows what he’s doing.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Silly Burrito posted:

He’d just use the real gun to blow dry his hair. Trust him, he knows what he’s doing.

:neckbeard:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Silly Burrito posted:

He’d just use the real gun to blow dry his hair. Trust him, he knows what he’s doing.

This show always made me, my brother and dad crack up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQH0AdzqiY8

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Shoot first, ask questions never

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

This show always made me, my brother and dad crack up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQH0AdzqiY8

My buddy got me the DVD set and it whips so hard

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

Shoot first, ask questions never

Not time for questions, too busy shooting first. :smug: Trust me.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Santa, send lube

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Blurred posted:

Has anyone here actually read one of his books? Are they actually entertaining or is it just random nonsense that he's able to sell on the back of the titles alone?

I've read a bunch of Dr. Tingle's stuff, and own like a half-dozen of his novellas, short story collections, etc.

As some other posters have said, his work is this really wonderful, strange blend of sweetness, on-the-nose metaphors, absurdity, metacontextual commentary/humor, and straight-up loving.

The loving gets a little rote, although there are times where something insane will happen, like in the State of California Stalks my Gay Butthole, when California jizzes it floods the streets of San Francisco but somehow everything's all okay

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

straight-up loving.

Not quite, at least according to the titles.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

A question re: Chuck Tingle Novellas.

Are they all gay themed? Also are they all bumsex themed?

Coz there are other things gay guys/triceratops/anthropomorphic personifications of the British Pound etc. can do to each other as well as just pound each other in the butt.

It just seems a little limiting is all.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question re: Chuck Tingle Novellas.

Are they all gay themed? Also are they all bumsex themed?

Coz there are other things gay guys/triceratops/anthropomorphic personifications of the British Pound etc. can do to each other as well as just pound each other in the butt.

It just seems a little limiting is all.

you ungrateful philistine, how loving dare you

i bet you go to a long john silvers and order the chicken

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Had to look this up. Was not disappointed.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question re: Chuck Tingle Novellas.

Are they all gay themed? Also are they all bumsex themed?

Coz there are other things gay guys/triceratops/anthropomorphic personifications of the British Pound etc. can do to each other as well as just pound each other in the butt.

It just seems a little limiting is all.

He's just filling a niche with a bit of effort.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question re: Chuck Tingle Novellas.

Are they all gay themed? Also are they all bumsex themed?

Coz there are other things gay guys/triceratops/anthropomorphic personifications of the British Pound etc. can do to each other as well as just pound each other in the butt.

It just seems a little limiting is all.

I think trans wizard harriet porber fucks a hot dinosaur man is... well for want of a better word hetero?

I suppose extra hetero really given that human and dinosaur are also different.

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Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Karate Bastard posted:

Had to look this up. Was not disappointed.

Please, twice Hugo Award nominated author PhD Chuck Tingle

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