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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
For context, this is about a Christmas party held by the Tory leadership last year when COVID guidlines were pretty explicit about not holding office Christmas parties.

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1468343456900788227?s=20

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1468257254847692806

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

General Tom Green

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Now it can go back to its original function as a nutcracker.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1468107206327300097?s=20

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1468269593185513472

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Dr Gunter is great.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/junestrings/status/1468094705850216451?s=20

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

:hmmyes:

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


I love that statue because it looks like he's retreating in abject terror.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

grittyreboot posted:

I love that statue because it looks like he's retreating in abject terror.

I hope they just leave it like it is now.

https://twitter.com/samaveryquinn/status/1468290856939622405

Seems fitting.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



They saved Hitler's Brain Nathan's Head.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/SenatorMeow/status/1467981332378796037

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Read After Burning posted:

I hope they just leave it like it is now.

https://twitter.com/samaveryquinn/status/1468290856939622405

Seems fitting.

FACE-DOWN rear end-UP

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1468277986390597637

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

how dare they erase our history, etc, etc

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I love how he's pointing his gun backwards presumably towards the rest of the dollar store tin soldiers.

E: retreat in abject terror also works lol.

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 14:49 on Dec 8, 2021

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

E: woops!

https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin_/status/1468575897963872266?t=egJ1HKcj73iuu9JZ2LxqFA&s=19

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 14:49 on Dec 8, 2021

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cocaine Bear posted:

I love how he's pointing his gun backwards presumably towards the rest of the dollar store tin soldiers.

E: retreat in abject terror also works lol.

Can you blame him?

Stonewall Jackson, Albert Sidney Johnston, and James Longstreet were all shot by their own men, the first two fatally.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Dec 8, 2021

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Platystemon posted:

Can you blame him?

Stonewall Jackson, Albert Sidney Johnston, and James Longstreet were all shot by their own men, the first two fatally.

I did not know that. That's loving hilarious. Thanks!

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Skwirl posted:

For context, this is about a Christmas party held by the Tory leadership last year when COVID guidlines were pretty explicit about not holding office Christmas parties.

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1468343456900788227?s=20

I wish more talk show hosts hated the ruling class as much as Frankie Boyle does.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1468589802421428224

:stonk:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Was that milk of magnesia

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I always love when the caption is "the most disturbing poo poo happens" because I never, ever, ever guess what that poo poo is

I did not again in this case

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You cannot guess it because it is a novel human action, never before seen by others.

https://twitter.com/john_osborn/status/1468603305102233608

Who the gently caress is John Lennon?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

zoux posted:

Who the gently caress is John Lennon?
ligma balls

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





zoux posted:

You cannot guess it because it is a novel human action, never before seen by others.

https://twitter.com/john_osborn/status/1468603305102233608

Who the gently caress is John Lennon?

Ah I see you've been boosted

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

zoux posted:

You cannot guess it because it is a novel human action, never before seen by others.

https://twitter.com/john_osborn/status/1468603305102233608

Who the gently caress is John Lennon?

He was in a k-pop boy band for boomers.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1468497011762610176

But doctor, I am problems clown

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1468619689001730058?s=20

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/seokuva/status/1467246036267769864?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 18:13 on Dec 8, 2021

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

There are few things more relaxing than a nice hot cup of Poohlong tea

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/harddrivemag/status/1468641695503990793?s=21

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FernBrady/status/1465449354425159688

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1465382265010143233

https://twitter.com/g0m/status/1464181400920371205

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1463041449763774464

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1463188152089260039

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Reposting a classic:

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1468521869674364930

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/hels/status/1468668770583560195

Do read the linked article. It's wonderful.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.


The Greek gods aren't in hell though you could argue they should be. You hack.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/hels/status/1468675806297825284

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I'll use this opportunity to plug my favorite small subreddit, r/wewantplates

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