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Finally caught up with the thread and ready to entergage. Coincidentally I could really eat a pizza right about now.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Finally caught up with the thread and ready to entergage. The downside of reading this thread and the worst pizza thread is that I constantly have to resist the urge for pizza
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Dec 8, 2021 03:00
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the super weird thing about the accusation against this thread is that someone in here literally -- literally -- could've hosed him, but they made the sane decision
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Dec 8, 2021 03:20
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Elephant Ambush posted:The downside of reading this thread and the worst pizza thread is that I constantly have to resist the urge for pizza The worst pizza thread is failing if it's actually making you crave pizza.
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Dec 8, 2021 03:22
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Elephant Ambush posted:The downside of reading this thread and the worst pizza thread is that I constantly have to resist the urge for pizza You have to crave really weird lovely pizza with orange sauce in the shape of a garfield head though or it doesn't count
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Dec 8, 2021 03:35
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Empty Sandwich posted:the super weird thing about the accusation against this thread is that someone in here literally -- literally -- could've hosed him, but they made the sane decision I think the closest anyone ever came to "messing" with Nathen was me ordering a lasagna from him and getting a phone call but I was totally willing to pay for that lasagna and did not anticipate the apology follow-up. For the most part, we want Nathen to muddle on because we need entertagement.
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Dec 8, 2021 03:39
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Frank Frank posted:I think the closest anyone ever came to "messing" with Nathen was me ordering a lasagna from him and getting a phone call but I was totally willing to pay for that lasagna and did not anticipate the apology follow-up. For the most part, we want Nathen to muddle on because we need entertagement. someone claimed Nathen showed up in his Grindr and he did not engage, and I choose to believe but also thank you for your service bc that was loving hilarious
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Dec 8, 2021 03:52
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Yaldabaoth posted:The worst pizza thread is failing if it's actually making you crave pizza. It makes me want to eat the opposite of bad pizza. Not sure why that seems weird to you but ok.
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Dec 8, 2021 03:54
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Elephant Ambush posted:It makes me want to eat the opposite of bad pizza. Not sure why that seems weird to you but ok. Looking at pics of gross food tends to make me lose all appetite. It's great if I need to diet.
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Dec 8, 2021 03:58
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looking at pics of gross food tends to make me lose all appetite. It's great if I need to diet. You do you, homie  Anyone who hasn't seen the worst pizza thread should check it out. It's hilarious and amazing. It even features Garfield EATS pizzas somewhere in the middle. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3940135
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Dec 8, 2021 04:07
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Empty Sandwich posted:someone claimed Nathen showed up in his Grindr and he did not engage, and I choose to believe Yeah Grindr goon happened about 20 pages ago: Shneak posted:This pivot to celibacy is hilarious because Nathan hit me up on Grindr multiple times this summer. His profile photo is obviously not him and it's written like a bot but it was actually him in other photos he sent. He really wanted a sugar baby. I honestly considered going on a date for the thread story but I didn't know he was out. Elephant Ambush posted:The downside of reading this thread and the worst pizza thread is that I constantly have to resist the urge for pizza Another thread I am so way behind on. Thanks for the link. 
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Dec 8, 2021 04:23
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The garfeats pizza doesn't even cook properly due to its bad shape.
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Dec 8, 2021 04:28
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Yaldabaoth posted:The garfeats pizza doesn't even cook properly due to its bad shape. I used to go to this really lovely pizza joint in Indiana called Shamrock pizza that had (unsurprisingly) shamrock-shaped pizzas. You are correct, they were almost always burnt around the edges and cool in the middle.
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Dec 8, 2021 04:40
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Yaldabaoth posted:The garfeats pizza doesn't even cook properly due to its bad shape. They start round but are hand-catasrophically prepared to exacting deformity
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Dec 8, 2021 04:47
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on second thought, nevermind
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It's ironic because you'd think Nathen would make sure his food was actually good enough for Garfield to eat because he's such a big fan.
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I didn't think Garfield had very discerning tastes.
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Dec 8, 2021 05:17
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Also he’s nuts.
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Dec 8, 2021 05:32
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's ironic because you'd think Nathen would make sure his food was actually good enough for Garfield to eat because he's such a big fan. The food is nothing more than a vehicle to trick plebes into falling for a marketing gimmick. Remember that he thinks he's a branding genius and that branding is the only thing that matters to sell things. He straight up blames unsatisfied customers for their own bad food experience.
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Dec 8, 2021 05:33
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Also he’s nuts. GBS threads destroy young entrepreneurship
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Dec 8, 2021 05:40
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's ironic because you'd think Nathen would make sure his food was actually good enough for Garfield to eat because he's such a big fan. Garfield is about quantity, not quality
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Escape From Noise posted:GBS threads destroy young entrepreneurship Many such cases! Do something!
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Escape From Noise posted:GBS threads destroy young entrepreneurship Good.
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Talk about a modmonster
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“hey maybe you should read the room and learn more about the thing you are trying to do before you at (probably like 19 or 20) tell other people how to do anything, particularly at jobs they’ve been working at for years.” “Youth is an asset!” Nathen hissed.
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Dec 8, 2021 14:36
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Frank Frank posted:I think the closest anyone ever came to "messing" with Nathen was me ordering a lasagna from him and getting a phone call but I was totally willing to pay for that lasagna and did not anticipate the apology follow-up. For the most part, we want Nathen to muddle on because we need entertagement. This was hilarious. Also, the one poster here got a picture with him at some festival or event. You are both heroes.
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Dec 8, 2021 14:37
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Elephant Ambush posted:I try really hard to be understanding to people for whom English is not their first language but some of those sentences make absolutely no sense even if you remove all the buzzwords. nathen is canadian and english is his native language
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Dec 8, 2021 15:04
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biosterous posted:nathen is canadian and english is his native language he moved to Canada in his mid-late teens. I think some of the idiosyncratic speech patterns are ESL stuff, but I don't know enough Arabic speakers to be confident.
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Dec 8, 2021 15:09
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oh no nathan has entered the early 2000s of memery
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Dec 8, 2021 15:18
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Ate some big cow lasagna and then Garfed all over my self.
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Dec 8, 2021 15:46
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scarf that garf
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barf that garf
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Fack off, Garf
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Yaldabaoth posted:Looking at pics of gross food tends to make me lose all appetite. It's great if I need to diet. That photo of the finished Garfuccino with the orange peel at the bottom of the cup must’ve done you wonders!
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Dec 8, 2021 17:25
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no, my father was garfuccino call me garf
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Incitatus posted:no, my father was garfuccino call me garf prepare to die
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Incitatus posted:no, my father was garfuccino call me garf Garfacino? 
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Empty Sandwich posted:he moved to Canada in his mid-late teens. I think some of the idiosyncratic speech patterns are ESL stuff, but I don't know enough Arabic speakers to be confident. Nathen talks like he's running his arabic sentences through google translate instead of speaking proper english.
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