Meme Poker Party posted:

Oh man I loved that one, like specifically. First Unreal Tournament game for me and basically only one I seriously played. That poo poo was the best!

Tip posted:

oh man, we're getting close to the devil page

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Impossible. Carl showed me his wallet and it had his Democratic Socialists of America card inside.

Tip posted:

Tip posted:

I thought it was pretty cool and enjoyed the addition of vehicles but the original UT is still my favorite

tractor man posted:

https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1467911579530407947?t=sHk3Xkl8-vew17fc7or5VA&s=19

I know nothing of yogurt science but i suspect this is big beef city's wife

Big Beef City posted:

lol I showed this to her this morning and asked "...this you?" she looked at it and said "Well they ARE kinda sexy"

Tip posted:

Big Beef City posted:

Alright so I gotta do another sports post, I'm sorry I know, I know, but this is a great story.

In the Monday Night football game the other day, the Patriots, coached by Bill Belichick, played the Buffalo Bills, and won 14-10.
Ok, boring right? Sure. Here's the deal.

The Patriots only attempted 3 forward passes the entire game.
Tying for the least amount of attempted passes since a game in 1974. So, 47 years ago. This simply isn't done in modern American pro football. (if they had attempted even ONE less, I think the record goes back to the '30s. That's how rare this is)

There's more.

No one noticed until later, but prior to the game, the coach talked to a reporter, and was wearing a covid face-mask that had the Navy College football team logo on it. Why? Navy is FAMOUS for never passing.
He was literally advertising in advance that he wasn't gonna loving pass for the entire game before it was played.

The next morning he had a call in to a local sports radio show, it opened with "Good morning Coach, how are you today?" immediate response was "A little run down, but alright."

There's more.

Later on he's being interviewed and asked "What can you take away from this win for when you play them again in a few weeks?"

"We'll have our entire passing offense available. Plays they've never seen."


loving brutal as hell. Some of you say you 'hate the sportsball' but c'mon read that and tell me that's not at least mildly entertaining.

Big Beef City posted:

Alright so I gotta do another sports post, I'm sorry I know, I know, but this is a great story.

In the Monday Night football game the other day, the Patriots, coached by Bill Belichick, played the Buffalo Bills, and won 14-10.
Ok, boring right? Sure. Here's the deal.

The Patriots only attempted 3 forward passes the entire game.
Tying for the least amount of attempted passes since a game in 1974. So, 47 years ago. This simply isn't done in modern American pro football. (if they had attempted even ONE less, I think the record goes back to the '30s. That's how rare this is)

There's more.

No one noticed until later, but prior to the game, the coach talked to a reporter, and was wearing a covid face-mask that had the Navy College football team logo on it. Why? Navy is FAMOUS for never passing.
He was literally advertising in advance that he wasn't gonna loving pass for the entire game before it was played.

The next morning he had a call in to a local sports radio show, it opened with "Good morning Coach, how are you today?" immediate response was "A little run down, but alright."

There's more.

Later on he's being interviewed and asked "What can you take away from this win for when you play them again in a few weeks?"

"We'll have our entire passing offense available. Plays they've never seen."


loving brutal as hell. Some of you say you 'hate the sportsball' but c'mon read that and tell me that's not at least mildly entertaining.

Big Beef City posted:

Alright so I gotta do another sports post, I'm sorry I know, I know, but this is a great story.

In the Monday Night football game the other day, the Patriots, coached by Bill Belichick, played the Buffalo Bills, and won 14-10.
Ok, boring right? Sure. Here's the deal.

The Patriots only attempted 3 forward passes the entire game.
Tying for the least amount of attempted passes since a game in 1974. So, 47 years ago. This simply isn't done in modern American pro football. (if they had attempted even ONE less, I think the record goes back to the '30s. That's how rare this is)

There's more.

No one noticed until later, but prior to the game, the coach talked to a reporter, and was wearing a covid face-mask that had the Navy College football team logo on it. Why? Navy is FAMOUS for never passing.
He was literally advertising in advance that he wasn't gonna loving pass for the entire game before it was played.

The next morning he had a call in to a local sports radio show, it opened with "Good morning Coach, how are you today?" immediate response was "A little run down, but alright."

There's more.

Later on he's being interviewed and asked "What can you take away from this win for when you play them again in a few weeks?"

"We'll have our entire passing offense available. Plays they've never seen."


loving brutal as hell. Some of you say you 'hate the sportsball' but c'mon read that and tell me that's not at least mildly entertaining.

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Carl’s reign of terror this morning is finally over…



…BUT FOR HOW LONG??!!

Big Beef City posted:

Alright so I gotta do another sports post, I'm sorry I know, I know, but this is a great story.

In the Monday Night football game the other day, the Patriots, coached by Bill Belichick, played the Buffalo Bills, and won 14-10.
Ok, boring right? Sure. Here's the deal.

The Patriots only attempted 3 forward passes the entire game.
Tying for the least amount of attempted passes since a game in 1974. So, 47 years ago. This simply isn't done in modern American pro football. (if they had attempted even ONE less, I think the record goes back to the '30s. That's how rare this is)

There's more.

No one noticed until later, but prior to the game, the coach talked to a reporter, and was wearing a covid face-mask that had the Navy College football team logo on it. Why? Navy is FAMOUS for never passing.
He was literally advertising in advance that he wasn't gonna loving pass for the entire game before it was played.

The next morning he had a call in to a local sports radio show, it opened with "Good morning Coach, how are you today?" immediate response was "A little run down, but alright."

There's more.

Later on he's being interviewed and asked "What can you take away from this win for when you play them again in a few weeks?"

"We'll have our entire passing offense available. Plays they've never seen."


loving brutal as hell. Some of you say you 'hate the sportsball' but c'mon read that and tell me that's not at least mildly entertaining.

Big Beef City posted:

Alright so I gotta do another sports post, I'm sorry I know, I know, but this is a great story.

In the Monday Night football game the other day, the Patriots, coached by Bill Belichick, played the Buffalo Bills, and won 14-10.
Ok, boring right? Sure. Here's the deal.

The Patriots only attempted 3 forward passes the entire game.
Tying for the least amount of attempted passes since a game in 1974. So, 47 years ago. This simply isn't done in modern American pro football. (if they had attempted even ONE less, I think the record goes back to the '30s. That's how rare this is)

There's more.

No one noticed until later, but prior to the game, the coach talked to a reporter, and was wearing a covid face-mask that had the Navy College football team logo on it. Why? Navy is FAMOUS for never passing.
He was literally advertising in advance that he wasn't gonna loving pass for the entire game before it was played.

The next morning he had a call in to a local sports radio show, it opened with "Good morning Coach, how are you today?" immediate response was "A little run down, but alright."

There's more.

Later on he's being interviewed and asked "What can you take away from this win for when you play them again in a few weeks?"

"We'll have our entire passing offense available. Plays they've never seen."


loving brutal as hell. Some of you say you 'hate the sportsball' but c'mon read that and tell me that's not at least mildly entertaining.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

derpies no remember icarus!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Jesus Christ I know he's a chud and coaches literally the worst team in the history of the NFL but at the same time I love when he lowkey does this poo poo

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Derpies doesn’t fly too close to the sun, he revolves around it in a low orbit.

Derpies posted:

On a side note Bills coaching performance wasn’t really amazing, it was just straight up an “I dare you to adjust to this really obvious plan of just run the ball” and Buffalo poo poo the bed. Bill had this confidence though because he knows the secrets to the universe like the waistband trick and ball deflation. The rampant cheating also probably helps.

The Bloop posted:

Judging by the stats over at https://yourteamcheats.com/, my local boys the Jacksonville Jaguars have cheated the least and, well I'm not sure what point that proves but they're good honest losers

The Bloop posted:

Judging by the stats over at https://yourteamcheats.com/, my local boys the Jacksonville Jaguars have cheated the least and, well I'm not sure what point that proves but they're good honest losers

Big Beef City posted:

e: ^^^ Why is the sign written in wingdings what in the hell am I supposed to do with THAT no wonder the birds look so miserable they can't figure it out either, jeez ^^^
ee: Frognerseteren has a restaurant that serves Elk carpaccio. Go get me some.

Computer viking posted:

Moose, I think - I'm sure you're already aware of the moose/elk confusion between the US and Europe.* But yeah, that sounds tasty. The roast reindeer filet sounds great as well, but at $50 it better be.

(Frognerseteren is not cheap - it's a combination of tourist pricing, a great view that also attracts locals, being near a posh and expensive part of town, and actually good cooking with expensive ingredients.)


* Moose are extinct in Britain, but they used to be known as "elk" there, like in most European languages. When they got to the US and saw your big deer they recycled the word. When they later ran into actual moose they borrowed a native word.