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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

yeah they know he is deeply hosed.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

canyoneer posted:

I think the better way would be like the Brinks robbery with all the identically dressed decoys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Curcio#Brink%27s_robbery

Flood the courtroom with all these pale, lumpy Duggar boys in suits. Cut the lights and scramble! No way are the baliffs going to be able to grab the right one on their first few tries.

I once saw a dude almost walk on a DUI because when asked to identify the bald pasty middle age white guy he found wandering shirtless in the cornfield by the wreck, the lazy cop clearly id'd the bald, pasty, middle age lawyer sitting next to him

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Whats the ETA on sentencing?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Who What Now posted:

Doll fucker Kevin got tatted up and now he rides around with a Trump realdoll.



I've done a mouth phrenology analysis and concluded that these are the same man

Terry Bogard fell on really hard times

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I would like to get a tattoo, but what? And where?

How about "Suburban Legend" in cursive on my chin?

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Whats the ETA on sentencing?

Probably not for a bit. He will probably be taken into custody and a pre sentence investigation ordered as well as a sex offender assessment to see if he qualifies as a sexually violent predator

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Who What Now posted:

Doll fucker Kevin got tatted up and now he rides around with a Trump realdoll.



I've done a mouth phrenology analysis and concluded that these are the same man

I can't decide what I want to believe, this idiot is trying to flex in a Bentley that he doesn't own, or this idiot is running a scam that has netted him enough money to buy a Bentley but is such an idiot he is going to be busted for said scam in a spectacular fashion.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Three Olives posted:

I can't decide what I want to believe, this idiot is trying to flex in a Bentley that he doesn't own, or this idiot is running a scam that has netted him enough money to buy a Bentley but is such an idiot he is going to be busted for said scam in a spectacular fashion.

It could also be merely a bently-alike

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




quote:

On Wednesday morning, closing arguments in the Josh Duggar trial began.
First, the judge read off jury rules, before the prosecution's Carly Marshall began her argument.
"Is this really a who done it?" she asked. She noted that all the evidence pointed to Josh Duggar receiving, viewing, possessing, and deleting child sexual abuse material.
She noted to the jury that it was a case of facts, evidence, and common sense.

Marshall noted that the jury had heard testimony from Amber Kalmer about May 14, 2019, and the log the jury was shown.
She noted that Kalmer detailed a video of two minors with one engaging in child sexual abuse.
Marshall showed stills of the video and went on to note Kalmer made a connection the next day with the same IP address and obtained 65 images from a known child sexual abuse material video, before showing images to the jury.

Next, the jury was reminded, Agent Faulkner handled the case and figured out the address the IP address was associated with.
After going to the address and realizing something wasn't right, they realized it was the lot next door, and that IP subscriber was allegedly Josh Duggar.
On November 8, the search warrant on the car lot was executed. The prosecutor reminded the jury that Duggar said, "What is this about? Has someone downloaded child pornography?" during that visit.
Who was the first person to bring up child pornography, the prosecutor asked, before reminding the jury it was Duggar.

A clip from the recording of the interview between Josh Duggar and the authorities at the car lot was played for the jury.
"I'm not denying guilt," he said on the recording. "I don't want to say I'm guilty or not."


The prosecution noted that Randall Berry's phone was clear and he didn't start working at the car lot until after the dates in question.
Marshall also noted that Caleb Williams wasn't in the same state, and that William Mize's phone was also clear.

The prosecutor then reminded the jury of Fottrell's testimony and how he walked them through evidence.

Evidence included Linux being downloaded to the HP computer on May 11, 2019, with a password of JoshuaJJD, and a picture taken with Duggar's phone at the car lot.
They also went over the Dell_One username setup and Intel1988 password, which the prosecution reminded the jury was a password Duggar had been using for years.
She claimed whoever set up the partition had to be there to do it.
The jury was also reminded that Hidden Wiki was bookmarked in the Tor browser, suggesting that someone made it to go back to it later.

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/4174486/josh-duggar-trial-live-updates-child-pornography-arrest-verdict/

e:

Marshall then spoke of the photo from May 14, 2019, that seemed to show someone's reflection in the computer screen.
At 4.14pm, a photo was taken at the car lot. At 4.49, Duggar texted saying he got stuck there. Within minutes, a webcam collection was downloaded to the Tor browser and a few minutes after that, it was viewed.
At 5.28pm, a movie torrent file was downloaded on Linux. Then a second movie file was downloaded.
Minutes after that, Duggar texted someone saying he had a Versa at the car lot.
Marshall also showed the photo of Josh and Anna Duggar at Lowes with Josh allegedly wearing the same hat from the computer reflection photo.


:discourse:

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

But you didn't have to trust those sluts
Make out like it really happened and that they're not lying
And I don't even watch that stuff
But you treat me like a pervert and that feels so rough

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

I can't decide what I want to believe, this idiot is trying to flex in a Bentley that he doesn't own, or this idiot is running a scam that has netted him enough money to buy a Bentley but is such an idiot he is going to be busted for said scam in a spectacular fashion.

I believe I read his parents are rich. He's apparently a complete failure of a rapper whose music videos barely crack 100k views even with his chud fan base that usually eat up anything right wing.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://twitter.com/SparrowHeart23/status/1468635122685513729?t=oJL_PTsit_1zcbdQoD1AuQ&s=19

I lol'd at this at first, because I thought what was being said was "Hey, who was there before, during, and after, and whose name is Josh Duggar? Ladies and gentlemen, there's only one person".

But of course, "and named Josh Duggar" in this context is "and then the prosecutor said it was Josh Duggar".

Still, :lol:, Josh goin' to jaaaaaaaaaail.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Bronze Fonz posted:

Minutes after that, Duggar texted someone saying he had a Versa at the car lot.

Imagine buying a used Nissan Versa in a dilapidated shed from Josh Duggar that he also used to jerk off to CSAM. I think the only thing sadder is buying a new Nissan Versa.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Who What Now posted:

Doll fucker Kevin got tatted up and now he rides around with a Trump realdoll.



I've done a mouth phrenology analysis and concluded that these are the same man

I love this post almost as much as he loves that doll.

You are a saint.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Scott really tapped into whatever the gently caress is going on, facially and probably mentally, with Jim Bob and Dollfucker Kevin, with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyhlGsoaYWc

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Wait what is this about wearing the same hat as the "computer reflection photo"

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Aardvark! posted:

Wait what is this about wearing the same hat as the "computer reflection photo"

It seems the guy who went "Is this about the child porn?" left a lot of evidence behind.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Prosecution: The reflection of the person who accessed CSAM is captured in this photo.
Defense: Objection! Your honor, the prosecution must turn their monitor on :smug:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Aardvark! posted:

Wait what is this about wearing the same hat as the "computer reflection photo"

he had turned off his monitor

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
My “is this about child porn?” Linux desktop wallpaper is generation a lot of questions asked by my Linux wallpaper.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Mr. Toodles posted:

I can't speak to the family research council PAC, but a lot of outfits will put a figurehead at the top to draw checks and virtue signal bullshit to throngs of people that make donations to them. The VPs or deputy directors run the day to day, but they will have someone like chud Josh give a speech at christian conferences to burnish his credentials to be a back bench US rep in 5 years.

Groups like the NRA will have Charlton Heston or Oliver North be president of the org, but really Wayne lapierre runs the show.

much like your posting

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Aardvark! posted:

Wait what is this about wearing the same hat as the "computer reflection photo"

It was part of all the texts he was sending about being super busy at the dealership. Like, he sent a photo text of him doing work in the office to his wife.

So it proves that he was there in his pedo shed at the PC, 10 minutes before downloading porn. And all those texts to his wife weren't because he was 2 towns away having an affair or getting drunk at a bar, while the one-armed man snuck in and used his PC while he was away. He was there at the dealership.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
I honestly won't be surprised if the defense argues that satan snuck the CSAM onto his computer to harm a godly family man just trying to earn a living for his family when he wasn't spreading the name word of jesus.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Three Olives posted:

I honestly won't be surprised if the defense argues that satan snuck the CSAM onto his computer to harm a godly family man just trying to earn a living for his family when he wasn't spreading the name word of jesus.

If that doesn’t work I can see Jim Bob solemnly declaring “Josh is Jesus II, we had to sacrifice him for the forgiveness of all sins” during his next sermon.

Who knows, he may crucify Josh himself before the sentencing.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

I honestly won't be surprised if the defense argues that satan snuck the CSAM onto his computer to harm a godly family man just trying to earn a living for his family when he wasn't spreading the name word of jesus.

if you were going to enter lucifer, the deceiver, father of lies into evidence for the defense, you'd have to locate him or explain his wherabouts so he can be deposed. it is a matter of settled court precedent that satan, god, etc. cannot be sued or ordered to testify. someone tried suing god once in an american court and the petition was rejected on the grounds that having no known address, god almighty could not be served notification of the suit and thus could not appear in court or testify his His defense

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

Doll fucker Kevin got tatted up and now he rides around with a Trump realdoll.



I've done a mouth phrenology analysis and concluded that these are the same man
I wonder how hard the tattoo artist laughed after tattooing " suburban legend " on some dipshits chin. Probably pretty hard.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Your Gay Uncle posted:

I wonder how hard the tattoo artist laughed after tattooing " suburban legend " on some dipshits chin. Probably pretty hard.

He certainly is a suburban leg end, which is either a heel or an rear end.

You pick.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

General Dog posted:

What's the obsession with these people?

Shut the gently caress up

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




Getting some when Mac had the Dennis doll vibes.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Three Olives posted:

I can't decide what I want to believe, this idiot is trying to flex in a Bentley that he doesn't own, or this idiot is running a scam that has netted him enough money to buy a Bentley but is such an idiot he is going to be busted for said scam in a spectacular fashion.

Driving a Bentley instead of paying someone to drive your Bentley is new money as gently caress.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the suburbs: where legends are made

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Starting to think this "Josh Duggar" guy isn't the criminal mastermind we took him for.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
He'll walk. The jury will see God

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://twitter.com/SparrowHeart23/status/1468657342707167233?t=moQLQVhVaic8aBZLruWZ1A&s=19

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


That was shockingly fast. The defense really had nothing to offer.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
How much money you think JB is paying this lawyer? Will they be able to afford another car shack for Josh to watch cars inside.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
lol Defense's closing statement was 90 minutes of "Well what about these other people (that the prosecution proved couldn't have done it)?"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

loving Moron posted:



It's the same dude and you cannot convince me otherwise.

ew the doll kinda looks like my irl wife. she got the same socks

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Three Olives posted:

I honestly won't be surprised if the defense argues that satan snuck the CSAM onto his computer to harm a godly family man just trying to earn a living for his family when he wasn't spreading the name word of jesus.

Linux is the Devil's Kernel. TempleOS (the Belligerent Anti-atheism Themed Operating System) is the only operating system for true believers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Mildly disappointed that there isn't a verdict yet. In something as slam dunk as this, it's not unheard of for deliberations to be under an hour. It doesn't mean anything that they're not crazy fast, I'd still bet on verdict by the end of the day.

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