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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

autopilot presidency run by ghouls where they're elder abusing a dementia patient as a heat sink for america's problems

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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

so what Tucker is basically saying is that COVID is the gay bomb Alex Jones warned us about a decade ago

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Crazypoops posted:

I love my freedom to die alone and scared without my family in an unstaffed hospital filled with the screams of human suffering

Just continuously beeping alarms and loud fans mostly.

snake and bake
Feb 23, 2005

:theroni:

actionjackson posted:

lol I just got chastised by my aunt on my mom's side for not coming to the xmas party

"if you're vaccinated you can get covid but you can't get hospitalized"

"yes we are allowing a woman who is antivax to come"

"yes your cousin's two children (they are both between 5-11) are not yet vaccinated, but that's because they are wary of the vaccine and want to wait and see what happens"

oh also she said I was doing this because I have depression from being isolated lol

oh and of course "you are hurting your mother by doing this" :fuckoff:

I feel you. My grandma told me recently that me not visiting my (antimask, 1x J&J vaxxed) parents is the reason my mom is having strokes and developing dementia :downs:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lacrosse posted:

Luckily 'comfort the dying' doesn't require much training

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.



good ole american problem solving

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

snake and bake posted:

I feel you. My grandma told me recently that me not visiting my (antimask, 1x J&J vaxxed) parents is the reason my mom is having strokes and developing dementia :downs:

So she just validated your decisions by being lovely. Kick-rear end.

HR sided with me on the whole in person theater thing today so my job is not immediately in jeopardy for telling my boss to shove it. I’m sure he’ll remember it time budget cut season though.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I wonder how long these things stay warm before they start feeling like corpse hands

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Feels about that time of the month for me to ask my routine question of has anyone studied correlation between vaccine side effects and amount of immunity?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Lacrosse posted:

Luckily 'comfort the dying' doesn't require much training

don't worry we're gonna automate it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuYTfKMveLk

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

SKULL.GIF posted:

I wonder how long these things stay warm before they start feeling like corpse hands

About 21 days after symptoms.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

yea, ermes costello's stand is pretty wild

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Lastgirl posted:

yea, ermes costello's stand is pretty wild

Lol

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

capital is spooked if Tucker Carlson is telling his audience to be afraid of COVID. at least I assume that Carlson's audience isn't publicly into viral bimbofication.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Lacrosse posted:

No sorry the shots turn you into a crocodile furry

The preferred term is scaly

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Atrocious Joe posted:

capital is spooked if Tucker Carlson is telling his audience to be afraid of COVID. at least I assume that Carlson's audience isn't publicly into viral bimbofication.

natural herd immunity, covid is good for you

*touches earpiece*

this just in, covid makes you a soyboy

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Dustcat posted:

plenty of alphabets out there, many of them with letters with anglicizable names

They should do Ge'ez next

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
tucker meant Covid vaccines not Covid the virus

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lmao better than I expected


more like

Doctor
Jul 22, 2005

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

fellas, is it gay to get COVID?

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007





SKULL.GIF posted:

I wonder how long these things stay warm before they start feeling like corpse hands

iKon posted:

About 21 days after symptoms.

Jesus.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Elea posted:



*rolls around to get all the variant shots*

lol

Elea
Oct 10, 2012

Atrocious Joe posted:

capital is spooked if Tucker Carlson is telling his audience to be afraid of COVID. at least I assume that Carlson's audience isn't publicly into viral bimbofication.

Struggling to bring the cinnamon scented candle to my nose because my gigantic mondo bolt ons. gently caress I have covid.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

etalian posted:

She's like the furry version of Baghdad Bob.

Baghdad bobcat

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
https://twitter.com/janinekimpel/status/1468700628922904591?s=21

I think this is an additional study?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

They stopped feeling like corpse hands after three days

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Asproigerosis posted:

Feels about that time of the month for me to ask my routine question of has anyone studied correlation between vaccine side effects and amount of immunity?

The amount of vaccine studies below surface level questions is pretty low just because of how short it’s been. I haven’t read anything that covers it.

I have a lot of similar questions I would to have answered about the duration of immune response from breast milk transfer post booster and especially presence of antibodies in frozen milk for how long.

There’s only been a handful of studies that have confirmed that antibodies pass in breast milk to infants. So my wife is pumping every ounce she possibly can and getting regularly boosted to hopefully provide some protection to the baby for as long as possible so that hopefully she will survive long enough to get a vaccine or for me to move to a fully remote job. That’s a loving grim paragraph to write but unfortunately where we are.

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V



I'll be honest, I chuckled irl

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Just heard my oldest brother's son has covid and my oldest brother had a "chest cold"

Hrmmm


Hrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The hospital would charge you 30,000 for the robo dying comfort service.

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


https://twitter.com/melodyHraymond/status/1468727098256900100?s=20

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Tirade posted:

Baghdad bobcat

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Tirade posted:

Baghdad bobcat

Baghdad bearcat.

Because mustelid and even the same clade of mustelid, geddit?

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

etalian posted:

The hospital would charge you 30,000 for the robo dying comfort service.

Coward specialists already just do teleconsults and never see the patient in person and charge full price for the terrible care you get from never physically interacting with a patient.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Tirade posted:

Baghdad bobcat

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Today at work I was grabbing lunch and the manager who runs the cafeteria came up and pulled down her mask to tell me that there was a card to sign for the guy who is leaving tomorrow since he won't get vaccinated. lol lmao etc

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

ascii genitals posted:

Today at work I was grabbing lunch and the manager who runs the cafeteria came up and pulled down her mask to tell me that there was a card to sign for the guy who is leaving tomorrow since he won't get vaccinated. lol lmao etc

lmfao

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Moderna two-dosers down to 0, holy poo poo

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tirade posted:

Baghdad bobcat

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