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sigh https://www.npr.org/2021/12/08/1062319970/held-in-a-syrian-prison-a-u-s-citizen-and-a-british-doctor-made-a-pact quote:A U.S. citizen, described as a misfit adventurer, spent years in a Syrian prison and is now suing. At the same time, he's fulfilling the pact he made with his fellow prisoner.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 03:55 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:20 |
Goon project: get caro a home
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 03:58 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Goon project: get caro a home We aren't so good with houses around here....
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:15 |
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I don't know what's more aggravating: that NPR has never bothered to do any research on Caro and just take him at his word or that he'll be receiving money from a fund intended for victims of terrorism.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:17 |
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i felt like this article did a decent job of hinting that he was a dingus who didn't know what he was doing. but yeah i wish they had done more research or brought somebody in who has followed him for years
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:29 |
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Wait, didn’t NPR ALREADY gently caress up a thing with Caro, or was that Vice or something?
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:32 |
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I am terrified that Syrians will imprison me and I deserve a cut of this fund
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:34 |
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liquid courage posted:I don't know what's more aggravating: that NPR has never bothered to do any research on Caro and just take him at his word or that he'll be receiving money from a fund intended for victims of terrorism. The guy is severely mentally ill and homeless. Who cares where the money that helps him comes from?
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:38 |
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The Best and Brightest
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:41 |
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this is just really dark and sad. It's an amazing thing this Khan did, and got killed for, just for a dumb gently caress american kid that put his own self in harms way.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:41 |
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God needs to give this guy's guardian angel a raise.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:47 |
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jesus, i assumed he was dead.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 04:58 |
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Ah yes, Caro, the literally most insane story I have ever been a part of on the Internet.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:00 |
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Who'd have thought caro would outlive Lowtax?
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:01 |
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Yeahhhh, not sure if I think of "misfit adventurer" when I think of Caro, tbh
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:01 |
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Imagine going back and telling someone circa 2012 that Caro would outlive Lowtax.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:09 |
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anyone else misread the thread title as Charo at first glance
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:15 |
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Wasn’t part of his saga just guessing how to give first aid in Libya and actual medics yelling at him?
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:29 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Wasn’t part of his saga just guessing how to give first aid in Libya and actual medics yelling at him? this was a general pattern with caro, not limited to first aid
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:30 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Goon project: get caro a home Kickstarter: We finally get Qualcomm to stop calling Caro a "gooftroop"
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:33 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Goon project: get caro a home nah
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:49 |
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i wonder if he ever won that sniper duel
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 05:59 |
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Either you are a troll who has become unfunny or are psychotic but either way you are no longer a member of these forums. Requested By Invicta{HOG}, M.D. Approved By Fistgrrl Caro posted:Every single last one of you is retarded. I really have had the cops boot my door multiple times. It was in the loving paper. It isn't crazy if it is really happening and I can count on you retards to just shove me full of drugs rather than examine any of my evidence or the facts.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 06:00 |
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This is not what I expected to hear when my half-asleep rear end started up the car to drive to work this AM
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 06:07 |
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EorayMel posted:Either you are a troll who has become unfunny or are psychotic but either way you are no longer a member of these forums. dude was way ahead of his time, and by his time, i mean cspam
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 06:10 |
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Unban keep it real. And Caro. And put them together in their own posting arena for our entertainment.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 07:02 |
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Awesome!
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 07:05 |
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Still amazed he outlived Lowtax
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 07:06 |
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It's not actually that interesting.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 07:07 |
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Wizard Master posted:It's not actually that interesting. lol yeah sure
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 07:19 |
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kntfkr posted:jesus, i assumed he was dead. Same.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 08:09 |
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Uhh, could you guys keep it down. I'm trying to have a sniper duel here. *bullet goes nowhere near target*
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 09:31 |
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I recall that one of the shittiest goons I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to paid for his plane ticket to Libya.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 09:39 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Goon project: get caro a home it might be better to get him a job. ARO OG OUS
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 10:10 |
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as horrible as it is, the story with this Khan guy taking Caro at face value and literally dying for him - or maybe he saw what Caro was and knew he'd die for it but did it anyway - is what would push this story over the edge into a really really good, horribly dark but also funny movie. Someone get like, Taika or Armando on the line. Edit. no wait, chris morris maybe.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 15:50 |
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I wonder if when caro tuggs he calls it caro syrup.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 17:36 |
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Chief McHeath posted:I wonder if when caro tuggs he calls it caro syrup. freedom fluid.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 17:44 |
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caro is america's secret weapon in the war on terror. I would appreciate it if you all treated him with a little more respect.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 17:48 |
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Holy poo poo I literally just heard this interview sitting on the toilet at my place of employment Had no idea it was Caro. Apparently he's homeless but may be eligible for a bunch of money through a fund for victims of state sponsored terrorism. That's one way to do it I guess
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 18:06 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:20 |
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William Bear posted:God needs to give this guy's guardian angel a raise. It sounds like the guardian angel is keeping him alive but poor and homeless, which makes sense because Jesus said you have to give up all your worldly possessions to follow him. He's clearly been chosen to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 18:12 |