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Futanari Damacy posted:This is the most business-brained poo poo I've ever seen. WHY WOULD ANYONE USE THIS??? Load with debt, falsify profits, extract dividends, sell the company to morons. It probably isn't even technically illegal in the UAE as long as the princelings get their cut.
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EGeez sounds like it's born under the assumption that IP owners make their own action figures and poo poo and then licensors have to buy them and sell them. This is incredibly backwards and seems far too stupid to exist in the real world but it's the only strategy I can rationally divine from his bullshit corporatespeak. There's just nothing there.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:This is incredibly backwards and seems far too stupid to exist in the real world but it's the only strategy I can rationally divine from his bullshit corporatespeak. There's just nothing there. That perfectly describes every business venture Nathen has come up with.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:EGeez sounds like it's born under the assumption that IP owners make their own action figures and poo poo and then licensors have to buy them and sell them. This is incredibly backwards and seems far too stupid to exist in the real world but it's the only strategy I can rationally divine from his bullshit corporatespeak. There's just nothing there. think about it - you've just become the youngest ever licensee for marmaduke, what do you do? you log on egeez, tell it what products you have, then you switch back over to instagram to begin the entergagement, secure in the knowledge that behind the scenes ??? is happening without ever having to set up your own storefront or metrics or account management. your 'business' will practically run itself!
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Aren't all these functions just standard e-commerce stuff you get opening your own shop on like, Etsy too?
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Aren't all these functions just standard e-commerce stuff you get opening your own shop on like, Etsy too? but do you think of Etsy when you think of Mickey Mouse? 
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Garfield, Scooby Doo (and Mickey Mouse for that matter) are all great examples of legacy media characters that make millions (billions?) for their respective owners but they aren't really part of contemporary culture like, at all. They go decades without appearing anything so the adoration for them is mostly residual/lack of pushback to marketing- they're an easy thing to slap on to any product to move it. Nobody hates Garfield, but everybody hates Mondays- the enemy of our enemy is our friend. However that doesn't mean we're craving coffee with orange peels because lol at the fat orange cat. Did I mention he's hungry?? He loves pizza shaped like his head!! And lasagna that is "cowboy cut" for some reason.
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Egeez? Oh, jeez! How did this entity get its name? It’s terrible.
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Nathen where you at https://twitter.com/xbox/status/1469336248389099527?s=21
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Elephant Ambush posted:Nathen where you at he really missed a golden opportunity for his GarfieldEATs lasagnas boxes to turn into Xbox skins
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“Carefully tear pieces apart and then paste them on!”
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Guys I think I just realized what the deodorant tweets were about. The deodorant company had probably been foolish enough to sign in on this eGeez thing, and those tweets were Mazri doing his branding wizardry! I hope the popularity boost was worth every dollar, deodorant-company-who's-name-i-forgot-already™.
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I'm fairly certain the egeez site still uses some photos nathen took of the marvel merch at the Eaton centre miniso
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When you think Scooby Doo, you must think Garfield.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Nathen where you at This is truly the Garfield Renaissance. Nathan needs to capitalize and make Garfield Eats a global food sensation.
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Looks like Nathen's taking entergagement university-wide!
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When I grow up, I'm going to Garfield University!
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If only that were real; Poli-Sci majors could finally have another degree which they could point at and say, "Now, that's useless!"
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At least Garfiology has actual predictive abilities unlike economics ayyy Example: next monday sucks and lasagna will still be good.
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Why would a celibate person want to sex up?
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For the entergagement, of course
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Spoilers he's not actually celibate and it's all performative just like literally everything else he does
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Elephant Ambush posted:Spoilers he's not actually celibate and it's all performative just like literally everything else he does No! It's impossible!
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Elephant Ambush posted:Nathen where you at One of you touched the poop. 
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Escape From Noise posted:Why would a celibate person want to sex up? I don't know, but I will take the opportunity to note that Cher has been celibate for 20 years or something
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Empty Sandwich posted:I don't know, but I will take the opportunity to note that Cher has been celibate for 20 years or something Further cementing my belief in life after love
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wynott dunn posted:garf better get ready I might just be in a dark place this morning, but i thought he was holding a gun to his mouth until I expanded the thumbnail/timg
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Last Chance posted:I might just be in a dark place this morning, but i thought he was holding a gun to his mouth until I expanded the thumbnail/timg Oh my God I wasn't the only one!! I legit thought he had a gun and was holding it to his mouth
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Last Chance posted:I might just be in a dark place this morning, but i thought he was holding a gun to his mouth until I expanded the thumbnail/timg I’m feeling positive today, and same lol
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Last Chance posted:I might just be in a dark place this morning, but i thought he was holding a gun to his mouth until I expanded the thumbnail/timg I thought the same.
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Turns out it was just a strange dildo.
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wynott dunn posted:garf better get ready The face of a 20-something-year-old E: How is his mouth so viscerally unpleasant in every picture
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steinrokkan posted:The face of a 20-something-year-old 
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"Stand back, this thing could hurt someone..."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPtu5V3kHTM Hopefully Nathen likes Mondays more than that lady did.
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wynott dunn posted:garf better get ready How do you gently caress up a hairbrush that bad
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