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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

wait whats wrong with tendies

Nothing, that's why I married her.

It was burger girl before her. Except that one liked to use too much ketchup.

E: WIFESNIPE

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Im gonna get some tendies tomorrow

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My highest count for sushi was 27 pieces but I'm not sure I can do 50 dank nuggz

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
who else has a bunny now

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/39207556/

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Haven't been able to play lately, I get home from work and its peak hours and I'm looking at a 5-6 hour queue. Shits crazy

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



i just found this gif of the sex from demolition man and I feel like there's huge potential in using those Stallone reactions in sequence



it's got a similar flow to the Vince McMahon reaction sequence

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



hopefully there's a less cropped version of them

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stroke

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Fffrriiiiiiiiiday

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



It is I am psyched and those aliens are totally not wrong

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Tip posted:

i just found this gif of the sex from demolition man and I feel like there's huge potential in using those Stallone reactions in sequence


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X79-kc4NSpM


I just like the way he says BONING

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



HOLY poo poo GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I JUST UNCOVERED A SECRET ABOUT MY HERITAGE

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



IT IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There are snakes involved aren’t there?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Having just watched an episode of "Finding Your Roots" with Henry Louis Gates jr, I decided to do a little more digging in Ancestory and some public archives. Nothing new or exciting was to be found.
BUT

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

There are snakes involved aren’t there?

No dont ruin my flow

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

IT IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE

:f5:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I have high expectations...

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I was perusing a bookshelf in which some family and historic items of note are kept.

I found something I've never noticed before in there many years.

On further examination, i found an item that MUST be an historic heirloom since i dont even recall having it.

It denotes a geographic location I had no idea i was connect to.

Because of all of this overwhelming evidence, i can only conclude I am directly related to someone(s) in this VERY THREAD, the 1000 page thread, the hardest working and most educational thread on the forums.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014





Big Beef City!!!!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Oh no

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bagmonkey posted:

MORE CARL
MORE CARL
MORE CARL



DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Does this mean you're going to start posting like him

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I understand your trepidation, but blood is thicker than water

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Carl's favorite book is Atlas Shrugged

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Does this mean you're going to start posting like him

Not consciously, I am going to borrow some money from him I think. He has to lend it to me if we're related I'm pretty sure that's in the bible

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
That means you're connected to me too

We're brothers

Blood brothers

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Carl's favorite book is Atlas Shrugged

carl is a irl Randian Superman

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Lil Swamp Booger Baby, you watch veggie tales and other Christian related cartoons - if a family relative asks to borrow money, they have to give it to you right? That's in the bible right?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

ilovebeersooomuch posted:



Big Beef City!!!!!!

I am so sorry

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Seth Pecksniff posted:

That means you're connected to me too

We're brothers

Blood brothers

Truly, the 1000 page thread, the hardest working and most educational thread on the forums is making miracles happen.

*wipes tear*

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Rand wishes she was on Carl's level, the hack.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



AKZ posted:

I am so sorry

Thank you for the condolences, I am resigned to my family fate and I think this newfound relationship will make both of us grow

hopefully I'll be able to get some $$$ out of it too

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

carl is a irl Randian Superman

I'm pretty sure it was determined previously that Calrs actual favorite book is the Communist Manifesto

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



HebrewMagic posted:

Rand wishes she was on Carl's level, the hack.

:hai:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I think all that happens is that you eat a probe whenever big beef city gets probed

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

If Ayn Rand feels any particular way about a fat nerd on a dead gay forum talking poo poo may she strike me down with a bolt of lightning

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby, you watch veggie tales and other Christian related cartoons - if a family relative asks to borrow money, they have to give it to you right? That's in the bible right?

Yea when u gonna venmo me

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I think all that happens is that you eat a probe whenever big beef city gets probed

:sigh:

Ah well, I had a pretty good run I suppose

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