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Cardboard Fox posted:I had to look this up and can't believe what I'm seeing. 135lbs? No way. He is a genetically mutated soldier. He's like 5'7" and built like a dancer, he is not a big man. Paperhouse posted:Her non-death means Holy is never successfully cast and the lifestream isn't enough to stop the destruction of the planet Untrue, she successfully cast Holy before dying, the whole point is that her death did not have to happen. You can argue that she needed to be dead so that the Lifestream could help Holy against the actual Meteor in the end cutscene, the game is unclear on whether Aerith was required for that or if the Lifestream would have done it on it's own. But the stated goal was that death is not this Hollywood meaningful thing, sometimes it just happens and it sucks and you have to keep living your life even though that person you cared about isn't there anymore.
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Epi Lepi posted:He's like 5'7" and built like a dancer, he is not a big man. Dude has giant forearms and quads that he needs to lift that big dumb sword. Maybe I'm crazy, but I'm 6'2/160lbs and skinny. Which brings me to my real question, do you think I can beat up Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII? Also,
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 22:22 |
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Someone make that the background of the thread, tiled
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 22:29 |
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Not going to lie, I really like how the FF7 overworld sprites are a bizarre in between of 6 and 8s.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 22:30 |
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I also really like how the FMVs sometimes can’t decide whether to use the field or battle models.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 22:39 |
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Cardboard Fox posted:Dude has giant forearms and quads that he needs to lift that big dumb sword. See your mistake is that those aren't his quads, his pants are just super baggy.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 22:47 |
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Either that or he wears orthodontic socks that don't go up all the way.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 22:57 |
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They'd better keep the CPR minigame, jumping into the parade march, and having to do the formation stuff in Junon in the second part of FF7R. The Fort Condor minigame I can take or leave. I guess the big question is if Yuffie will join the party in part 2 since the Fort Condor/Junon area is the earliest you can get her in the original.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 23:19 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:They'd better keep the CPR minigame, jumping into the parade march, and having to do the formation stuff in Junon in the second part of FF7R. Considering her own DLC basically ended with "And she is going to join the party" I imagine so, yes.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 23:21 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:The Fort Condor minigame I can take or leave. I guess the big question is if Yuffie will join the party in part 2 since the Fort Condor/Junon area is the earliest you can get her in the original. The only way I see that she doesn’t is if they want to keep using her in DLC content. Though maybe game 2 will have a Vincent DLC.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 23:21 |
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Cardboard Fox posted:Dude has giant forearms and quads that he needs to lift that big dumb sword. I dunno. If I shot you a bunch of times with an automatic rifle, would you take scratch damage that impale me with the railroad sign that you call a sword? To be fair tho, seems like everyone on that world takes hits like brick shithouses. Even a fat ol' nerd like Palmer can take a small truck to the face like a champ. Everyone's so beaten down, the standards to actually give someone a beating have suffered inflation.
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 23:23 |
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I put up a sign at work
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# ? Dec 9, 2021 23:24 |
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thetoughestbean posted:
So good. I'm reading through the FF Ultimania Archive Volume 1 while in queue and today I learned that Kefka is 35. Now that I know that I completely understand why he goes full nihilism, he is staring 40 in the face, I get it my dude. Oh also the Ghost from the Phantom Train likes Hell, dislikes Heaven, and is interested in floating.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 00:26 |
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sacrificing a lamb to the dorito pope in hopes of getting a XVI trailer tonight
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 00:52 |
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Augus posted:sacrificing a lamb to the dorito pope in hopes of getting a XVI trailer tonight Let YoshiP sleep.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 00:58 |
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ImpAtom posted:Let YoshiP sleep. Pretty sure YoshiP is the same kind of video game producing vampire that Masahiro Sakurai is.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 00:59 |
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Mega64 posted:Then make one, ain't no rule against it. okay: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987345
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 02:38 |
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ff7i on epic huh. guess i'll have to get it some other way
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 03:02 |
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Epi Lepi posted:He's like 5'7" and built like a dancer, he is not a big man. There's also fantastic misdirection because the previous big story beat has Cait Sith sacrifice himself and immediately rejoin. It conditions you to think she's coming back.......right? Any minute now......... wait they're having a funeral........ she's really dead isn't she?
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 04:53 |
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Asterite34 posted:Dolphins have a long and storied tradition of training in the art of the dragoon It's a misconception that Dragoons are dragon themed. They're actually dolphin themed. Amano just has a lot of trouble drawing dolphins. The name is a mistranslation.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 05:59 |
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Dalphoon.
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Son of a Vondruke! posted:It's a misconception that Dragoons are dragon themed. They're actually dolphin themed. Amano just has a lot of trouble drawing dolphins. The name is a mistranslation. You're wrong everyone knows dragons irl evolved into dolphins when air became too polluted from cooking fires of early humans.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 06:12 |
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Pictured: A dragoon irl
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 07:27 |
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I am finally super hyped to be able to play FF7 remake but I’m super sad that it’s stuck on Epic games store lol
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 08:55 |
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Asterite34 posted:Clearly that dolphin was infused with mako and Jenova cells as part of Shinra's aquatic special ops, the MARINE Program.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 09:13 |
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Al-Saqr posted:I am finally super hyped to be able to play FF7 remake but I’m super sad that it’s stuck on Epic games store lol This is me but final fantasy is final fantasy I do wonder how mods will work though.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 12:57 |
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Al-Saqr posted:I am finally super hyped to be able to play FF7 remake but I’m super sad that it’s stuck on Epic games store lol Yeah, that announcement sucked. I hope it's only a year exclusive before coming to Steam. Also, Chrono Cross not being announced. I was one of the dummies that actually believed those internet rumors.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:03 |
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jokes posted:This is me but final fantasy is final fantasy There will somehow be nude mods for every single character in the game before the game even launches.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:07 |
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I just want cloud dressed in a chocobo costume.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 17:52 |
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They didn't announce Chrono Cross because between Endwalker, 6PR and 7R PC they're worried about overloading our brains
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Mustached Demon posted:I just want cloud dressed in a chocobo costume.
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Scalding Coffee posted:This, but Barret as a giant marshmallow. Barret as the stay puft marshmallow man also needed.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 18:51 |
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ImpAtom posted:There will somehow be nude mods for every single character in the game before the game even launches. you joke but it's unreal engine so the game will probably at least get cosmetic mods
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:17 |
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Man people are pissed about the EGS thing. Don’t worry, nude tifa mods are coming guys chill
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 20:19 |
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Maybe I'm not a real PC Gamer(tm) but I cannot bring myself to give a poo poo about EGS versus Steam. I just don't care at all and it is bizarre to me how much of a crusade some people make of it, still.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 20:34 |
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Harrow posted:Maybe I'm not a real PC Gamer(tm) but I cannot bring myself to give a poo poo about EGS versus Steam. I just don't care at all and it is bizarre to me how much of a crusade some people make of it, still. it does definitely get blown out of proportion but EGS doesn't have sales as frequently as steam, and is also a much much shittier store. For example they only just recently added the ability to have a shopping cart, and you can't gift games still. It's also just annoying to need multiple launchers on PC when 99% of everything is on steam anyways, or "EGS for a year, then Steam afterwards"
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 20:40 |
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Harrow posted:Maybe I'm not a real PC Gamer(tm) but I cannot bring myself to give a poo poo about EGS versus Steam. I just don't care at all and it is bizarre to me how much of a crusade some people make of it, still. Imagine the console wars of the 90s but instead the only price of entry is the name of the app you click on.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 20:42 |
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I simply cannot believe that people are mad online about video games.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 20:43 |
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I just use GOG Galaxy as my front-end of choice since it implements multiple storefronts. Alternatively, add your EGS games manually to Steam. Loyalty to storefronts is as dumb as loyalty to specific brands of consoles.
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exquisite tea posted:Imagine the console wars of the 90s but instead the only price of entry is the name of the app you click on. Yeah I was thinking about this last night when I was reading people getting turbomad about FF7R being on EGS. It's not like you have to buy a new system! You just click on a different icon to buy it! Xad posted:it does definitely get blown out of proportion but EGS doesn't have sales as frequently as steam, and is also a much much shittier store. For example they only just recently added the ability to have a shopping cart, and you can't gift games still. It's also just annoying to need multiple launchers on PC when 99% of everything is on steam anyways, or "EGS for a year, then Steam afterwards" I mean I 100% get that EGS is a worse storefront for a bunch of reasons but if there's just one specific game you want and you know it's there, you can just go get it. I guess I stopped caring about having a bunch of different launchers around the time I started having to use things like uPlay for games that I bought on Steam.
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