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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Captain Hygiene posted:

Is ketchup lube in the McDonaldsverse?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


total coincidence, I'm sure

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Captain Hygiene posted:

Is ketchup lube in the McDonaldsverse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMD4YiUqQU

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Memento posted:



total coincidence, I'm sure

Well, it's been introduced at trial so I'm not sure what coincidence you're looking for.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-pictured-204224806.html

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Memento posted:



total coincidence, I'm sure

I'm not sure what the picture is supposed to be telling me except that two old women stayed at the same cabin? Who are they supposed to be?

Edit: nevermind, answers above.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Heath posted:

I'm not sure what the picture is supposed to be telling me except that two old women stayed at the same cabin? Who are they supposed to be?

Queen Elizabeth is on the left.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Heath posted:

I'm not sure what the picture is supposed to be telling me except that two old women stayed at the same cabin? Who are they supposed to be?

the one on the left is queen elizabeth

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Well, it's been introduced at trial so I'm not sure what coincidence you're looking for.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeffrey-epstein-ghislaine-maxwell-pictured-204224806.html

yes that's the point, there is no coincidence, good spotting there

Memento fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Dec 10, 2021

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Memento posted:

the one on the left is queen elizabeth

yes that's the point, there is no coincidence, good spotting there

drat those trees grow fast.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

ultrafilter posted:

Queen Elizabeth is on the left.

Who's she?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm the large amount of very perishable food that's just sitting on a shelf without any wrappers.

Also lol at goons who are focused more on the poorly made labels while overlooking the above.

I'm the guy who is unware of the manic appetite for british bread that is so craven and uncontrolled that there was a day old bread law that stipulated fresh bread could not legally be sold to the public because the english can display no self control around a fresh cut loaf.

It wouln't last the afternoon.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ultrafilter posted:

Queen Elizabeth is on the left.

She's no saint.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Memento posted:



total coincidence, I'm sure

Yes, they’re both wealthy

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Tobermory posted:

I'm pretty sure they canonically produce fries by shearing the Fry Guys.

INCORRECT. The Fry Guys were koosh ball monsters that would steal fries you didnt keep your eyes on.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Edmund Sparkler posted:

What about all the burnt toast?

That's just you having a stroke.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

shadow puppet of a posted:

I'm the guy who is unware of the manic appetite for british bread that is so craven and uncontrolled that there was a day old bread law that stipulated fresh bread could not legally be sold to the public because the english can display no self control around a fresh cut loaf.

It wouln't last the afternoon.

Now I'm visualizing a black friday style stampede every time a bakery makes fresh bread, which would be cursed as gently caress.

Tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKa0U3CSTuA

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Dec 10, 2021

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Memento posted:

yes that's the point, there is no coincidence, good spotting there

I feel like I'm missing something here. From what I can gather Epstein and Maxwell were there at Prince Andrew's invitation, and of course he is sketchy as gently caress. Are you pulling a "mods knew" with the Queen or something? I don't particularly care about the royal family, and have only peripherally followed the stuff with Epstein, so maybe I'm just not knowledgeable enough to understand what you're getting at.

And, tax:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

DIYing for Bush's oil profits

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Blessed.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I feel like I'm missing something here. From what I can gather Epstein and Maxwell were there at Prince Andrew's invitation, and of course he is sketchy as gently caress. Are you pulling a "mods knew" with the Queen or something? I don't particularly care about the royal family, and have only peripherally followed the stuff with Epstein, so maybe I'm just not knowledgeable enough to understand what you're getting at.


The queen is a domineering autocrat with her family and if her kids were up to anything she one hundred percent knew, and has probably protected Andrew's nonce ways for years. She's spending millions out of her own pocket* to fund his legal defence.


*money stolen from the masses

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist

ultrafilter posted:

That's not wrong but it's definitely leaving out an important detail.

Lol is that detail consent?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tarkus posted:

Who's she?

On the left

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Memento posted:

Let's soo how this "molotov cocktail thrown into a faculty party" is going.



75 patrons attracted in five years. Lookin' good, "professor"

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it
we were busy looking [for | at | through] god
went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask]
borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers
[music | oil | trash] filled our rivers
stayed up for the after [party | life | math]
the forests were [protected | sold | ash]
wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption
blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities
when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came
when the [rains | bomb | flu] came
when the [weather | weather | weather] came
we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it
we were [prepared | shocked | responsible]
please for one line look nowhere else
who made our [life | language | living] here
whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return
each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song]
children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solvent posted:

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it
we were busy looking [for | at | through] god
went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask]
borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers
[music | oil | trash] filled our rivers
stayed up for the after [party | life | math]
the forests were [protected | sold | ash]
wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption
blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities
when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came
when the [rains | bomb | flu] came
when the [weather | weather | weather] came
we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it
we were [prepared | shocked | responsible]
please for one line look nowhere else
who made our [life | language | living] here
whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return
each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song]
children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.

I hope you move on to somewhere better that includes the help you need, because this screed reads like something undiagnosed and unmedicated that could be managed and hopefully will be before it hurts someone.

Goonspeed.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Solvent posted:

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it
we were busy looking [for | at | through] god
went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask]
borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers
[music | oil | trash] filled our rivers
stayed up for the after [party | life | math]
the forests were [protected | sold | ash]
wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption
blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities
when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came
when the [rains | bomb | flu] came
when the [weather | weather | weather] came
we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it
we were [prepared | shocked | responsible]
please for one line look nowhere else
who made our [life | language | living] here
whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return
each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song]
children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.

I was wondering if your first rant was due to lack of medication. Holy god, man.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm the large amount of very perishable food that's just sitting on a shelf without any wrappers.

Also lol at goons who are focused more on the poorly made labels while overlooking the above.

people living in the UK had more to worry about in the 70's

or just in general but yeah things were falling apart much like Brexit only for more vague reasons. Cold winters without heating, no one could see a dentist, no one was collecting the trash and society was kinda breaking down. Then Margeret thatcher was elected and she fixed everything by taking free school dinners away from children and destroying the social housing system. It's been up and up since then.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

X JAKK posted:

INCORRECT. The Fry Guys were koosh ball monsters that would steal fries you didnt keep your eyes on.
Steal or replevy?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkELKW1waos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cJpiOPKH14

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Solvent posted:

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel,

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbGHuf0w-Gk

This came up on my feed so now you can enjoy it too

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Solvent posted:

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it
we were busy looking [for | at | through] god
went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask]
borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers
[music | oil | trash] filled our rivers
stayed up for the after [party | life | math]
the forests were [protected | sold | ash]
wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption
blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities
when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came
when the [rains | bomb | flu] came
when the [weather | weather | weather] came
we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it
we were [prepared | shocked | responsible]
please for one line look nowhere else
who made our [life | language | living] here
whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return
each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song]
children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.

:stare:

Uh... hope everything ends up okay?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




These are the kind of posts I signed up for, you see them less and less these days

I consider myself truly blessed for following the cursed thread

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
It's just a poem by a dude named Sam Sax.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

It's just a poem by a dude named Sam Sax.

Source

sam sax is good and cool

… I can’t necessarily decipher the paragraphs preceding and following the poem, however …

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

Queen Elizabeth is on the left.

and ms. doubtfire on the right

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/StephTheMajor/status/1469191862200115202?t=GqXJd5nOKUPCxu_xa5filw&s=19

Note: he is not wearing a long wrinkled pink shirt.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Solvent posted:

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.
It was a 6 hour probation those are really not to be taken too seriously or personally.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


this is your rear end on drugs

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Solvent posted:

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it
we were busy looking [for | at | through] god
went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask]
borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers
[music | oil | trash] filled our rivers
stayed up for the after [party | life | math]
the forests were [protected | sold | ash]
wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption
blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities
when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came
when the [rains | bomb | flu] came
when the [weather | weather | weather] came
we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it
we were [prepared | shocked | responsible]
please for one line look nowhere else
who made our [life | language | living] here
whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return
each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song]
children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Hanging brain just got a new, unexpected meaning

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