YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

https://twitter.com/McFreakinAndrew/status/1469350990612676611

# ? Dec 10, 2021 19:51

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:04

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1469414865265692675?s=21

# ? Dec 11, 2021 01:12

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Agile Vector posted:

https://twitter.com/McFreakinAndrew/status/1469350990612676611

# ? Dec 11, 2021 01:47

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/i/status/1468864957467013122

# ? Dec 11, 2021 01:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/int0x80/status/1469363069415473155

# ? Dec 11, 2021 06:07

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1469536779782995970?s=20

# ? Dec 11, 2021 07:49

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/int0x80/status/1469363069415473155

# ? Dec 11, 2021 08:19

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1469466993585700871?s=21

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:43

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Can't post for 3 hours!; Grimey Drawer

are shadowbans and poo poo like that actually real or is it just conspiracy theories for people who are too online?

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:52

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

who said that?

ah well, must have been the wind

# ? Dec 11, 2021 22:53

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

are shadowbans and poo poo like that actually real or is it just conspiracy theories for people who are too online?

fairly sure they're real, in the sense that twitter et al can limit who sees your posts without you knowing about it. guesses at how exactly it works or how broadly it's implemented veer wildly into conspiracy theories.

q.v. how twitter can silently disappear nazi accounts if the browser is located in germany.

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:07

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

are shadowbans and poo poo like that actually real or is it just conspiracy theories for people who are too online?

https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1469468205592850432?s=21

# ? Dec 11, 2021 23:36

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/AndrewHilaryUS/status/1465022337166753798

# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:55

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/DegenDilly/status/1468002678521446406

# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:56

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/RateMySalad/status/1469721257910358016

# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:56

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

that's just saying no Dinosauria in ohio. ohio has shitloads of fossils of trilobites and prehistoric sharks and stuff that is clearly at least dinosaur-adjacent

# ? Dec 12, 2021 01:00

Asleep Style: Oct 20, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

that's just saying no Dinosauria in ohio. ohio has shitloads of fossils of trilobites and prehistoric sharks and stuff that is clearly at least dinosaur-adjacent

this is the kind of coping I'd expect to see from an ohioan

# ? Dec 12, 2021 02:00

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

https://twitter.com/ellewasamistake/status/1412064740713455621?s=20

# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:23

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Can't post for 3 hours!; Grimey Drawer

everything else is worse and/or web-based

# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:59

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

that's just saying no Dinosauria in ohio. ohio has shitloads of fossils of trilobites and prehistoric sharks and stuff that is clearly at least dinosaur-adjacent

there is a big formation in the cuyahoga valley national park next to one of the trails filled with trilobites and other mollosk fossils its pretty neat

# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:05

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/MarxGasol/status/1469927334455222275?t=jU_mV8WFvMXpKER_ZGSURg&s=19

# ? Dec 12, 2021 21:58

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

MrQueasy posted:

https://twitter.com/ellewasamistake/status/1412064740713455621?s=20

Far be it from me to defend Word, but PDF is a nightmare format of rear end hurties for anything but display and it manages to bung that up pretty often

# ? Dec 12, 2021 22:01

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/status/1470224640308039692?s=20

wild how you can Magic Eye even at such a low resolution, even if the shape isn't so easy to figure what its meant to be

# ? Dec 13, 2021 15:11

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1470324393360302080

# ? Dec 13, 2021 15:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/cafernblue/status/1204492897002958849?s=21

# ? Dec 13, 2021 16:13

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1470404599420960768

# ? Dec 13, 2021 17:02

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/evedmrc/status/1470269605650305027

# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:24

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/evedmrc/status/1470269605650305027

for my hypothetical science fair project i;m going to data log some poor mon-to-fri working bastard's cortisol levels over the course of the week, i bet there'd be a big old ramp up starting at about 6 pm on sunday

# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:52

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

The Claim: Heart Attacks Are More Common on Mondays

quote:

THE CLAIM -- Heart attacks are more common on Mondays.

THE FACTS -- The stress of returning to work and the start of a long week would seem like reason enough to dread Monday mornings. But can the stress of that cursed first day of the week also pose a hazard to your heart?

In several studies of various populations over the years, scientists have found that deaths from heart attacks follow a pattern during the week. They occur at their lowest rates on weekends, jump significantly on Mondays, then drop again on Tuesdays.

The most recent study to examine this trend was published last year in The European Journal of Epidemiology, based on an analysis of several previous studies in different countries.

It found that the risk of a heart attack was about 20 percent greater on Mondays for adult men, and 15 percent greater for adult women.

But while most researchers have blamed the stress of returning to work for the increased risk, a few studies have suggested that additional factors may be involved.

One study, published in 2000 in The British Medical Journal, for example, identified the trend in a Scottish population but suggested that problems might be linked to heavier drinking over the weekend.

Other studies have also found the Monday effect among retirees -- who presumably do not have to worry about overbearing bosses and heavy workloads.

THE BOTTOM LINE -- Heart attacks occur most often on Mondays.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:06

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

garfield tried to warn us

# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:56

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

people drink more on the weekend because they are dreading going to work on monday

old people still are stressed out on mondays because they have ptsd from forty years of mondays

conclusion: mondays still kill people

# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:57

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/budrykzack/status/1470458741019586569?s=21

# ? Dec 13, 2021 21:24

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/budrykzack/status/1470458741019586569?s=21

hahahahaha

# ? Dec 13, 2021 22:03

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/byelacey/status/1470405684466495505

# ? Dec 13, 2021 22:45

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6898894021691804933

# ? Dec 13, 2021 23:09

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

rotor posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6898894021691804933

oh cool tori has a tiktok account

# ? Dec 13, 2021 23:55

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/yakuzafive/status/1470361339457589249?s=21

# ? Dec 13, 2021 23:56

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1470500651587280909

# ? Dec 14, 2021 05:27

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/status/1470224640308039692?s=20

wild how you can Magic Eye even at such a low resolution, even if the shape isn't so easy to figure what its meant to be

looking at this on my phone I can make it show different shapes depending on how much a defocus my eyes

# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:03

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

akadajet posted:

looking at this on my phone I can make it show different shapes depending on how much a defocus my eyes

so that's what they mean when they say seeing the forest for the trees

# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:22

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