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Propaniac
Nov 28, 2000

SUSHI ROULETTO!
College Slice
AITA for making a guy walk forty minutes to see me for nothing?

No, there are no printers involved.

quote:

I (19F) met a cute frat guy, and we decided we’d meet up for a hook up the next night. He said he would walk to my dorm from his dorm, which is out in the middle of nowhere part of campus, forty minutes away.

He arrived at my dorm, and we started kissing, and then he kept wincing in pain and holding his side. I pulled up his shirt, and he had two huge cuts on his side. They looked horrible, like Freddy Krueger slashes, and he was bleeding.

It wasn’t obvious with his black shirt on, and he tried to stop me from pulling it up after he realized, but I had already seen his huge gashes. I was like “Oh my god, what happened?” And he was like “I accidentally hurt myself, but it’s fine. I can still do this.” And I was like “you need to go to the hospital.” He said he would have his frat brothers look at it after we hooked up. And I was like, we can’t hook up because you’re bleeding everywhere and injured and I’ll hurt you more.

And he was annoyed and was like “So I walked forty minutes with a gaping wound for nothing?” And then he was irritated and was like “fine, time to walk forty minutes back I guess.” And I told him to go the campus urgent care place right next to my dorm. He didn’t want to, but I said they could give him a shuttle back to his dorm after, so he did.

I feel bad for making him walk forty minutes while bleeding everywhere. And it was for nothing.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Brawnfire posted:

My kid will make us a pot of coffee if we don't stop her.

Like, literally stop her, and talk her down. She'll argue with us, it's time to make a pot of coffee. No, me and mommy have had enough coffee, you don't even drink coffee why do you care so much

I wanna see a dramatic recreation of this kind of stand-off.

"Put. The. Coffee. DOWN."

"I swear to GOD, I will make this pot of coffee!"

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

You think not doing chores messes up kids? Try growing up with servants*, then moving back to the UK when you're 8-9 and your family isn't in the socioeconomic strata that gets to have servants in the UK.

* TBF, my parents did tell Sandra and Millagrine not to tidy my room so I was supposed to do that myself, but they'd often do it anyway.

Blastedhellscape
Jan 1, 2008

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I honestly really wish my parents had instilled those same chore habits in me, bc I had to teach those habits to myself as an adult and lemme tell you, that poo poo sucked. Good on those parents, that kid is gonna be all right.

Same. I know my parents probably had the best intentions but I really wish they had taught me to clean as a kid and encouraged the habit. Looking back I figure they spoiled me as a way of overcompensating for having parents that treated them like slaves, but it led to some embarrassing moments as a young adult where I had to figure out on my own how to wash dishes and stuff like that.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Propaniac posted:

AITA for making a guy walk forty minutes to see me for nothing?

No, there are no printers involved.

Oh, so men freak out about having sex when you have one bleeding gash but they show up with two bleeding gashes and suddenly it's ok? :rolleyes:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pope Corky the IX posted:

You know those little plastic vacuums for kids that have a transparent plastic bubble with colorful plastic balls bouncing around? One day I decided it was time to use the big vacuum (I think I was five) so I threw a glass jar of my father's jelly beans on the ground because that just made sense to me.
That is some quality kid logic

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Pope Corky the IX posted:

You know those little plastic vacuums for kids that have a transparent plastic bubble with colorful plastic balls bouncing around? One day I decided it was time to use the big vacuum (I think I was five) so I threw a glass jar of my father's jelly beans on the ground because that just made sense to me.

Those are called cornpoppers and I don't think they're supposed to be vacuums

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

teen witch posted:

My uncle “”modified”” my oven and it ended up setting itself ablaze and burning most of my kitchen. Can I sue him for damages?

Perhaps it’s me being insanely stressed by 10 am Monday due to work, but thinking about a souped up oven immediately ablaze is cracking me up
My coworker was renovating my wife's kitchen, and I overclocked the oven behind his back while making "urgh urgh urgh" noises. Our house burned down, so my goth son stole my hot rod in revenge, and my wise neighbor won't even show me his face over the fence anymore. AITA?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Propaniac posted:

AITA for making a guy walk forty minutes to see me for nothing?

No, there are no printers involved.

Respect for a player

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Chloe Jessica posted:

remember all the stories Pick used to tell about Hugh? it's that, but without the added experience of knowing for a fact that the person's entire life revolves around seeking validation from emotionally unavailable men
This man's emotions are much, much too available. I think his emotions need to spend a year in Siberia or wherever they don't have access to cocaine.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the holy poopacy posted:

Oh, so men freak out about having sex when you have one bleeding gash but they show up with two bleeding gashes and suddenly it's ok? :rolleyes:

Period sex is fuckin awesome. Any man who is too much of a weenie to get some blood on his sword is no real man.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Cowslips Warren posted:

I actually ran into a person who was horrible to me in high school, but she either didn't remember it, or thought I didn't, because she was rather nice and chatty and not at all the bitch she had been years back. It's possible that I remember her being worse than she was, or that she simply forgot how horrible she was, or a combo of both. But seeing as I was in a customer service slot and she was the customer, she easily could have made my life horrible, and didn't.


Any time I run into someone from my past, whether it was someone I was horrible to or was horrible to me, I just quietly hope neither of us accidentally brings up anything from the past and we just talk about something inane and part ways. So I assume most people are like that. Just kind of quietly haunted by the poo poo they're humiliated by in the past, but absolutely don't want to dredge it up. Like, I wouldn't want my bully showing up thirty years later to be like "Hey I'm sorry for how I was back then" because yeah, that was years ago. It's good if you've changed from then, but also just not bringing it up might be the best course of action.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i got a kool-aid smile and some midol cuz i'm down with u and down on u when yr time calls

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

A man can swim in the red rapids but only a legend drinks from them

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Brawnfire posted:

My kid will make us a pot of coffee if we don't stop her.

Like, literally stop her, and talk her down. She'll argue with us, it's time to make a pot of coffee. No, me and mommy have had enough coffee, you don't even drink coffee why do you care so much

your kid rules, teach her how to make banana bread to go with the coffee

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Period sex: it might be messy but that don't make it dirty

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Reasons not to have period sex (assuming none of the usual reasons not to have sex apply):

1. Girlfriend is having cramps and it wouldn't be a pleasant experience for her.
2... That's it lol.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i can't have period sex for another two months cuz my wife is pregnant

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

camoseven posted:

Those are called cornpoppers and I don't think they're supposed to be vacuums

Well they sure as poo poo aren't for popping corn.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you're supposed to pretend the little colorful balls are popped corns

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

this is a very cringey conversation

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Propaniac posted:

AITA for making a guy walk forty minutes to see me for nothing?

No, there are no printers involved.
Oh, her guts

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Uncle Enzo posted:

r/relationships: My dad yelled that I broke the bro code

Lol, yes please

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
That sounds like a lot of chores for a four year-old, but if she's happy to do them I guess there's no harm. Probably better than the "get mad your kids don't help, make them help, get mad they aren't doing it right, do it yourself, get mad your kids don't help" cycle a lot of parents get trapped in.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

kntfkr posted:

you're supposed to pretend the little colorful balls are popped corns

Why?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Uncle Enzo posted:

r/relationships: My dad yelled that I broke the bro code

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

to enhance your enjoyment

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

jazzyhattrick posted:

Period sex is fuckin awesome. Any man who is too much of a weenie to get some blood on his sword is no real man.

Some women find it uncomfortable, seems reasonable to me.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

kntfkr posted:

to enhance your enjoyment

Explain.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

ANYONE ELSE HERE LOVE PERIOD FUCKIN ? ? ? :I) (THATS MY MUSTACHE :D )

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

it's just what the PD folks at fisher-price decided to call the thing. I referred to it as a lawn mower too, OK? there's no reason to associate it with pop corn other than the sound it makes while in motion. children enjoy the sounds and colors and it helps develop gross motor skills jesus christ

Upgrade
Jun 19, 2021



Please shut up about your boring personal lives and sexual preferences. You don’t need to react to every post by sharing your own experiences. This thread isn’t “read some goons ten thousand word essay about his nephew.” If you want to share your mundane bullshit at least do us the courtesy of posting it to Reddit first and then linking it here, not replying to every post with a novel about yourself.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
AITA for just sharing my refreshingly non-Puritanical views on period sex?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Upgrade posted:

Please shut up about your boring personal lives and sexual preferences. You don’t need to react to every post by sharing your own experiences. This thread isn’t “read some goons ten thousand word essay about his nephew.” If you want to share your mundane bullshit at least do us the courtesy of posting it to Reddit first and then linking it here, not replying to every post with a novel about yourself.

Cool meltdown over literally nothing :lmao:

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on
Also stop pretending period sex is "awesome" because it sounds progressive or some poo poo.

It's literally just sex but with blood and weirder odors. It's incredibly normal to find it not as pleasing as your standard non-bloody sex. Goddamn.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

but my brain chemicals

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Upgrade posted:

Please shut up about your boring personal lives and sexual preferences. You don’t need to react to every post by sharing your own experiences. This thread isn’t “read some goons ten thousand word essay about his nephew.” If you want to share your mundane bullshit at least do us the courtesy of posting it to Reddit first and then linking it here, not replying to every post with a novel about yourself.

lol, listen to this non-period sex-haver here!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
bloodcel

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Mx. posted:

AITA if I confront a guy for making GBS threads my bed after sex?

https://youtu.be/xed-WE7kQ48

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Jun 19, 2021



I don’t care about the period sex posts I am tired of having to scroll past replies where the person used the Reddit post as an opportunity to post ten thousand words about their boring life. You have literally every other thread in SA to talk about yourself, and an entire forum solely dedicated to that - we just don’t need to read a catalogue of every interaction with your nephew because it is somehow tangentially related to a Reddit post.

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