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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

kylej posted:

The hardest part about listening to shows from the 90s is the liberal use of human being. I know we discussed recently and a lot has changed since then, but oof. Listening to it now doesn't come across as offensive just embarrassing and cringey.

Jackie coughing “likes boys” remains hilarious.

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXwCe56spNo

Oh man I remember this live:
I'm only watching the beginning. This is when howard called him a bro and Artie got pissed and called him a pelican lol.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
The bro fight was the dumbest loving thing on the show. I believe it was real, but it was so weird and petty for both of them.

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?

Lifespan posted:

He is definitely super gross, but I think he is funny when he just loses his poo poo for no loving reason. Like someone would come in the studio and say "Ronnie looks a little tired today" and he would walk in yelling, take personal shots, then start claiming he has some big secret about them he will let out.

oh sure yeah, that’s what I do. Everything bahthas you, what’s your problem dude

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Mexican Radio posted:

oh sure yeah, that’s what I do. Everything bahthas you, what’s your problem dude

This isn't Mexican Radio magazine pal. You think you know everything about bikes but I bet I can tell everyone something about you and bikes that you wouldn't like...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I'm rooting for these two!!

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Shocked that it didn't work out with Andy Dick.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sand Monster posted:

Shocked that it didn't work out with Andy Dick.

Imagine not just giving up and getting a regular job instead of having to be around guys like Benjy and Andy Dick to try and get publicity (I will bet good money she never hosed either of them)

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

haljordan posted:

Imagine not just giving up and getting a regular job instead of having to be around guys like Benjy and Andy Dick to try and get publicity (I will bet good money she never hosed either of them)

She's a weird one. The 'talk' section of her Wikipedia page is pretty funny in that it (unsurprisingly) reveals that she created the original page, as well as has been slowly lowering her age on it over the years to the point where she now would have been 14 when she posed in Playboy.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

haljordan posted:

Artie is 100% in the closet, I don't care what any of you say.

barnold posted:

Artie absolutely would have let one of the Queer Eye guys gently caress him if they had called his bluff. I'm absolutely sure of it. One of the biggest examples of alcohol as truth serum I've ever seen in my life.


Maybe he will now that stupid, sexy Norm MacDonald is not getting in his way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXqCEz8m4aI

Vakal fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 11, 2021

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Elisa Jordana is what I imagine half of LA to be like.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

haljordan posted:

I'm rooting for these two!!



Holy poo poo, that's a new IG post. I thought it was something older (like Elisa herself, lmao)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Wait, are her and benjy boning again?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Looks Like Christmas CAME Early! Oh!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
You know how a few pages ago we were giving unpopular show options? Mine is I don't find anything about Benji entertaining at all.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bonzo posted:

You know how a few pages ago we were giving unpopular show options? Mine is I don't find anything about Benji entertaining at all.

So we're on to popular show opinions now?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

wesleywillis posted:

So we're on to popular show opinions now?

Yeah, exactly.

They don't call it the Benjy bullshit vortex for nothing.

Well, actually, they do; nothing entertaining happens in it.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Detlev Bronk is my favorite Benjy-adjacent bit. It's so loving stupid and yet it got everyone all wrapped up in it!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
And to think artie predicted correctly that eric would get a job as a park bench.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
It would be nice of his family to engrave "bye for now!" on his tombstone/bench/whatever that is. :unsmith:

edit:

wesleywillis posted:

And to think artie predicted correctly that eric would get a job as a park bench.

:master:

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Whats going on with those pepsi? Are the grounds keepers not bothering picking them up, or no wild animal messing with them that they're actually expiring?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
One looks yellow.
Pisspsi.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Pepsuh-Cola.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-hb-gj5jE

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

I probably posted this at some point, w/e i smoke alot
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAUArqIWvreYiBouQxONFRA has been posting a ton of Howard TV clips, get em while they're hot.

and if anyone has a link to any as I saw earlier, please pm

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
There are themes which pop up every so often on the HSS, where they spend most of the show talking about it. A lot of it can be attributed to current events of the time, as well as the cultural and political disposition of the cast + crew, but some there are some stretches where I have to skip drat near the whole show. One is the constant FCC talk and another I'm rediscovering is 2003 where they talk about the Iraq war all the time and it's insufferable.

I understand -- 9/11 had a tremendous effect on the national psyche, mine included, and it was obviously the strongest in NYC, but the show devolved into anti-Arab slurs and extreme blanket racism almost exactly like how the American media treated the Japanese in WWII. Lots of hoo-rah jingoist crap in there, constant railing against any celebrity who was even remotely anti-war, and an intensely cringey bit they put together with soundbites from Howard talking about America being under attack with Metallica's "Don't Tread on Me" played under it. They also played at least a few jingoist country songs from the time and earnestly talked about how good they were, when they sounded almost exactly like C.S. Lewis Jr. from Mr. Show.

Just a fair warning for those listening through the old material

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

It's interesting how quickly Howard flipped and became a huge John Kerry supporter only a year later.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Double post but for anyone who cares, Beetlejuice returned to the show for the first time in years but of course it was over Zoom.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I hope Beet isn't getting screwed over by his new manager, you know he has no concept of money or anything

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
new idea: a meat-by-mail service called Beeflejuice. like trump steaks but way better

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

haljordan posted:

I hope Beet isn't getting screwed over by his new manager, you know he has no concept of money or anything

Me? Yeah i'm getting screwedbymuhmanger evry nightbaby! gotthe beejoozgirls imma fuckthemgirls alldayan'allnight!

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I heard Beet's new manager took Beet's pants off while he was sleeping, poo poo in them, then put them back on Beet.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Your Gay Uncle posted:

I heard Beet's new manager took Beet's pants off while he was sleeping, poo poo in them, then put them back on Beet.

Me? Yeahi ain'poo poo nopants baby.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Who me? Maybe about four years ago brotha.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
The best part of this “A-List Week” was Howard hurriedly sidestepping discussing his own porn preferences when talking with Billie Eilish about her negative views on porn.

It would have been amazingly ballsy if he had admitted that he likes babysitter and stepdaughter porn, but instead he deflected with “Uh, I just watched a girl-on-girl massage video …”

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I am not a prude by any means but a 67 year-old-man watching porn with actresses younger than his own daughters just seems creepy.

Just regularly watching porn by yourself when you have supposedly have a great relationship with your partner seems wrong.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Chicken Butt posted:

he likes babysitter and stepdaughter porn

Uh :stare:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Why didn't Gary bring up his love of teen anal, boff

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
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Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 16, 2021

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