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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

https://i.imgur.com/SfFEtI2.mp4

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



SimonSays posted:

Hey Jerry, can I get a closer look at those rusty-rear end tools?

Jerry is dead, he's stuffed and also for sale

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

why would the monster tell you to look under the bed

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
So it can eat your head while you're looking

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sagebrush posted:

why would the monster tell you to look under the bed

So it can get at your sweet, sweet rear end once you're hanging over the side.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm only posting this because they bothered to draw the imac's power receptacle but didn't draw a cable in there to plug it in and it's pissing me off

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

SimonSays posted:

Hey Jerry, can I get a closer look at those rusty-rear end tools?

Common mistake. Those aren't rusty-rear end tools, those are rusty rear end-tools.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
It’s not a monster, Jimmy just time shifted by like 2 minutes and is now sort of haunting himself

One will have to die

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
It's not the monsters under your bed
It is the man next door

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
How about a nice swarm of angry good morning hornets

https://i.imgur.com/t5dkgUr.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Power Khan posted:

How about a nice swarm of angry good morning hornets

https://i.imgur.com/t5dkgUr.mp4

as a hater of stinging creatures, gimme dat fuckin hornet space suit so i can fuckin go to town on them motherfuckers.

seriously, i want it. I WANT TO BE HORNET GOD. YOUR STINGERS ARE MEANINGLESS TO ME FEABLE CREATURES.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4hj0F74h_M

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Nancy Reagan (1951, Colorized)


Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


how the gently caress can you make a video with these production values and have just absolutely zero awareness of prosody

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Power Khan posted:

How about a nice swarm of angry good morning hornets

https://i.imgur.com/t5dkgUr.mp4

Nope. Right PPE, wrong tool.
https://i.imgur.com/Pf9hiax.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What's the story, morning hornets yeah?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I think to be really sure you need a churchill tank with the flame projector and the mine plough.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




So that's what's in those buildings that make up 95% of the businesses in rural eastern Pennsylvania

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Is this still a meme? The caption on IMGUR was "I have the one thing guys want"

https://i.imgur.com/L44jPg6.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Is this still a meme? The caption on IMGUR was "I have the one thing guys want"

https://i.imgur.com/L44jPg6.mp4

that thing is sick as hell

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Holy poo poo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


biracial bear for uncut posted:

Is this still a meme? The caption on IMGUR was "I have the one thing guys want"

https://i.imgur.com/L44jPg6.mp4

I'm getting close to finding it...

https://es.aliexpress.com/item/4001114686496.html

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

drat that's only like $50

link it again on Friday night when I'm drinking and I might have a trip report for you sooner rather than later

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

drat that's only like $50

link it again on Friday night when I'm drinking and I might have a trip report for you sooner rather than later

Prolly should post this in the OSHA thread but since we're talking catapults
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdXOS-B0Bus&t=782s

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sagebrush posted:

why would the monster tell you to look under the bed

The monster is under the bed.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Power Khan posted:

How about a nice swarm of angry good morning hornets

https://i.imgur.com/t5dkgUr.mp4

gently caress me, is that a bare hand coming in at the end to wipe away at the hornet trying to eat the camera lens?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


"Almans don't get vaccinated because they don't know what's in the vaccine, but then drink this"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


WTF Germany, why is there a market for wurst flavored energy drinks?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Zil posted:

WTF Germany, why is there a market for wurst flavored energy drinks?

I would guess that is a novelty item

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


it sounds like the wurst thing to drink

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

I mean, currywurst is delicious.



Curry is a criminally underused snack flavour in my opinion. Maybe not for energy drinks though

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Remember those Jones Sodas that were like turkey and dressing or beef jerky or whatever flavored? You don't see those around anymore.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



projecthalaxy posted:

Remember those Jones Sodas that were like turkey and dressing or beef jerky or whatever flavored? You don't see those around anymore.

My favorite thing about those was someone's review of the mashed potatoes and gravy flavor where they wrote that it tasted "exactly like mashed potatoes and gravy, except covered in dirty rear end."

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

how the gently caress can you make a video with these production values and have just absolutely zero awareness of prosody
prosodies nuts, nerd

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zil posted:

WTF Germany, why is there a market for wurst flavored energy drinks?

You can walk into any American store and buy five different brands of bacon soda.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Paladinus posted:

You can walk into any American store and buy five different brands of bacon soda.

Wtf stores do you shop at?

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Paladinus posted:

You can walk into any American store and buy five different brands of bacon soda.

I've only ever seen those gimmick sodas at specialty stores like Rocket Fizz.

I got some Stalinade once. It's Stalin-themed cherry lemonade, I think. I've been an inveterate soda drinker for most of my life and I generally like fruity sodas (I probably kept Pepsi Blue on the market longer than it ought to have been) and I couldn't finish it. This poo poo was so overwhelmingly, cloyingly sweet that I got about 1/3 of the way into it before I just dumpstered it. I can't even begin to imagine the bacon soda tasting anywhere near palatable. I am pretty sure one company makes all of those.

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